>K.O.! Double Trouble (Team Rocket) starts playing
>Boomstick: Ooo, that one's gonna stink. Literally! Soul, I suggest you go take a shower!
>Wiz: When it comes to personality, Soul's attitude is a front for his deep-seated insecurities. He's constantly second-guessing himself and his relationship with Maka. Koffing, on the other hand, is a simple creature. It has one purpose: to float around and release toxic fumes. No insecurities, no emotional baggage, just pure, unadulterated poison.
>Boomstick: A girl like Maka, she doesn't a want a boy like Soul, she wants a man! Not one who sulks around when his ego gets bruised or hides in the corner when he's upset. Koffing is always there when you need him, always saying that familiar phrase, so reliable!
>Wiz: Soul constantly struggles with his inner demon, the black blood. He's a walking ball of emotional turmoil. Koffing? He's a walking ball of toxic gas! There's no emotional turmoil, no inner conflict, no need for therapy! He's a simple, honest creature with no hidden demons.
>Boomstick: And here's the kicker, Wiz. Koffing's signature move is Explosion! He can literally blow himself up! Soul, on the other hand, is too afraid of his own power to truly unleash it. He's constantly holding back, afraid of hurting Maka. Koffing? He'd explode inside her without a second thought! That's true love!
>Wiz: In the end, while Soul's emotional depth and stability are a significant part of his appeal, Koffing's raw, unyielding strength and boldness are what ultimately win him the heart of Maka Albarn. He is the person who challenges her to be better, to be stronger, to be the person she was always meant to be. He’s the opposite of Soul's toxic masculinity, he's just toxic gas! In the end, Maka chose the better man... er, mon... who would never let her down.
>Boomstick: When it came to love, Soul was full of hot gas and Koffing will be filling Maka with something else!
>Wiz: The winner is Koffing.