>>216180360
Pretty much indeed lol. But at least they're fun and quirky and not just "Dude did good x9000 time and also let's just boringly pray to him because uhh... he was le good". Japanese folklore is like "Let's pray to this being so that it won't fuck us up majorly or try to rape all of the virgins in our village, or ourselves".
Or some are like "Hold up... Hear me out"
>>216180615
He could've gotten all the bitches he wanted and probably even Helena if he had simply chosen either Athena or Hera, but I guess it's one of those greek myths where no matter what you choose you'd just end up losing and causing a gigantic war because the gods were literal manchildren/frustrated foids who just saw humans as their playthings.
>Tiresias
Holy shit I never heard of this one, lmao. Poor femboy dude, yeah. Hera was really beautiful but quite an asshole most of the times, always getting angry at people over random bs. Like lady, just get a lover or something. Oh wait, Zeus wouldn't like that.
Y'know, maybe, if ancient greeks developed psychology instead of philosophy humanity would've taken a much different path. Specially couples' therapy, that shit would've stopped the flood.
Greek gods be the demiurge frfr.