Thread 216167103

Cute feller edish

Eaten by a gypsy : >>216134449

>>216158925
No, I was talking about getting stuck in rain.
>>216161920
Kek.

>>216167193
>hedgehog edition
>maltanon first
Almost had this thread theme: https://youtu.be/qiZBsW4dUGw
Thanks for the clarification on soaking, kek'd.

>>216167299
Love hedgehogs, simple as.
>Thread theme
Something Gothy would be more fitting at this time of year, I suppose.
>the clarification on soaking
I didn't think that I'd get misunderstood like that.

Also, I might attempt a new map-painting campaign, maybe.

Good morning sirs
My head hurts.

>>216167193
>stuck
caught*
>>216167463
Return to bed.

FIRST FOR BAVARIA (a /med/ colony)

>>216167585
How do I tell if a German speaker is either a scum or a Bavarian?

>>216167822
does the post make you smile or make your heart melt?
then it's a bavarian
does the post make you recoil in disgust and call for total german annihilation?
then it's non-bavarian

>>216167846
I mean irl
How do I tell if he dreams about invading Poland or having a big meal with lots of beer?

>>216167846
This post made me smile ill tell you that much fren haha

Good morning /med/.

Good morning med, gonna do nothing today, tomorrow we'll be sleeping one extra hour

>>216168219
Well? >>216153252

Good morning gentlemen

Do you like capers? I don't, but maybe it was the strong taste of vinegar that put me off.
>>216166924

>>216168558
Yes I do they taste great in sauces

>>216168322
That guy is probably loaded.

>>216168567
I need to taste them again, perhaps ones which are stored differently. They're a popular ingredient in ftira.

>>216168653
Have you tried asking the jeeta cashier to dress like >>216166898

>>216168322
Classic Brunoid fakecel move, portraying exceptions as rules

>>216169010
A latinX that doesn't touch grass is an exception thoughbeit

This dude

>Throat burning
Oh boy.
>>216168985
Kek.
>>216169076
His wife should slap the shit out of him.

>>216169076
>>216169108
his true love is neither Dua Lipa nor his wife, it's ALBANIA

>>216169076
geg

freckles are cute.

>>216169054
True that

Stemcel succeedin
Hairline recedin
Pain feelin
Its ovyir buddy boyos

i live in a /med/ koppen climate region therefore i'm /med/

>>216169183
Fonte?

>>216169233
Now you know why stemcucks are all bald

>>216169286
sammynoodlesoup

>>216169328
I'm not a STEMfag but my hairline is heavily receded nonetheless

Also just received the "why won't you find yourself a girlfriend speech" by mum, thankfully she's mercifully rare with those but sometimes they're inevitable

>>216169384
It's not exclusive to stemfags of course
It seems more severe doe

There's wacky garden ornaments out there.

>>216169328
Yeah, tbf I am a turbomanlet as well so it doesnt really matter if you’re already fucked, most stemcucks look like shit in any case

>>216169233
I'm a stemcel yet my hairline is decent.

>>216169125
Only Albania can touch his tralala.

>>216169494
Few days ago some slut who supposedly had a PhD in funimals was posted here
It means you will manage

>>216169516
>work on his thesis 2 minutes per day on average

@Andalussy-sama:
Best days to meet would be Saturday afternoon 01 or sunday 02 of 'ember
Do you copy?

>>216169615
Here, take this, because you're going to be needing it.

Now I get the elves' popularity.

>>216169721
Many places and also horses are called el duende

>>216170040
Horses?

>>216170058
I was in a stable and a horse was called el duende

Just had the greatest game of my life

>>216170085
I see. Was it a small one?

>>216170295
That's means you need to stop playing the game

>>216170378
No, a normal sized fella
There was also manolete

>>216170479
Kek.

>>216169615
I could do Sunday and stay the full day on Granada.

Today's training.
Squat 1x1 with 205 kg, 1x1 with 210 kg, 1x1 with 215 kg.
During the warm up my triceps was bothering me when griping the bar for squat, so I had to grab it quite wide, but after warming up I could grab the bar in my usual spot, the squats felt surprisingly light, but I think I might have gone a bit high on depth.
Next week I'll try a 220 kg squat.

>>216170295
Everybody played perfectly, we had 3 extra turns because of a specific game mechanic, BillGreifer took 2 cards I wanted right at the beginning, then everything went in my favour, I managed to get 28 eggs mostly because of yellow power birds that let me lay eggs at the end, had insane luck with the bonus cards too.

I bet they were seething, imagine scoring 72 points with birds alone and still losing kek.

TFW you own cats

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761278907864248.mp4

>>216170923
Also, when the day comes I will tell you what clothes I'll be wearing so you can recognize me, you can tell me that too, and a place to meet, for me the best place to meet would be the bus station because there's a metro nearby and we could go wherever, but if you want I can meet in other place.

>>216170977
So it's really happening? My goodness, I also want to meet you two one day

>>216171016
I think I can make it happen.

>>216169233
>Stemcel succeedin
>Hairline recedin
>Pain feelin

don't know shit about stem, but I feel the hair loss pain too. it is what it is.

>>216171068
I've never been to Spain so maybe in the next years I'll plan a holiday there

>>216171162
I hope I leave Spain next year, this year will probably not happen but maybe next year I find a job elsewhere.

>>216170977
We can go on the 'cord like with Gironde to organise fr fr if you want
Btw I don't think you would need to tell me you your clothes, I'd spot you easily

>>216171285
I rather not go on the 'cord.
>Btw I don't think you would need to tell me you your clothes, I'd spot you easily
Well, it would be some extra assurance.

>>216169183
>>216169352
Mmmm, these lips <3

>>216169483
Mmmm, beautiful <3

@Potrubrothers
ChatGPT has decided that I shall live among you

>>216171325
Not a fan either, created a throwaway discord for it kek

Alright lads. Cleaned great-grandbergs' grave, visited grandmaberg, did some shopping, currently vacuuming, then after I'll clean the bathroom and reorganize my wardrobe as I can't find my zesty autumn clothes.

>>216170675
I unironically prefer a wider grip when squatting. I marked on picrel where I grab the bar.

>>216171405
Wider grip is easier in terms of shoulder mobility but the closer you grip the more stability you get, it's a bit of a trade off, unless you have great shoulder mobility.
You can try to close it a bit and see how it feels.

>>216169483
Feet mentioned.

>>216169183
>fake freckles and heavy makeup
Disgusting. A slap in the face of true freckles enthusiasts.

>>216171326
>affordability
Chat gpt is giving you answers thinking you are American.
Lisbon has recently been declared the most expensive city in the whole EU taking into account the average earnings of a person living there.

White polenta

>>216172232
Saw polenta paste/powder at the market the other day, felt tempted to try it, but then I remembered it’s basically corn slop.
How do you prepare it?

>>216172107
>most expensive city
Doubt it's more expensive than judapest desu.

>>216171635
I'll try sometime.

>>216172259
>How do you prepare it?
Like all polenta,
Flour/water in a 1:4 ratio
18grams of salt per 1kg of flour
You need a tall pot
Add salt to the water and make it boil, then add the floyr and whip it.
Turn the heat to minimum and let it cook for 45-60 mins
You dont need to stir it because you wont cook it in a huge pot most probably.
When you remove the polenta you should let the sticked remains to cook until they detach and you can eat the crusts

>>216172259
I can also guve you our stickfish recipe, it goes well with polenta

>>216172414
Stockfish*

>>216172374
It is.

>>216172380
I will buy and try it!

>>216172414
Please do.

Doing Moroccan meatballs (tagine style but without a tahini as I don’t have one). With peas and egg too.

>>216172534
Polenta is a filling side dish, it goes well woth strong flavored tasty saucy meat and fish dishes.
I like white polenta with stewed rabbit and fish
So anyway

>1kg-ish whole stockfish
>4-6 salted sardines (those that smell like hell)
>250-300 grams of white onions
>50g of Parmigiano reggiano cheese
>parsley
>two big garlic cloves
>1l of whole cow milk
>1/2 liter of extra virgin olive oil
>pepper
>flour

>chop the onion and garlic very thinly and add them to a big tall pan with some of the onion, then you fry them until they are light golden and add water until they are soft, add the sardines and let them melt
>meanwhile you clean the stockfish and open it like a "book"
>add inside the fish the mixture you prepared, the parsley, pepper, grated cheese and close the fish again
>cut the fish horizontally in even blocks
>put these blocks in the pan, it's important to place them close to each other skin on skin, also if you vut them right they should be levelled and that's important because
>you cover them wit the milk and the remainder oil
>close the pote and place it in the oven at 150C for 4 hours or 160C for 3 hours

Heres a vid
https://youtu.be/XnUzoUGvQsU?si=kIuHsYh7ykVt3z6w

>>216172414
Lfi logo is missing but good not so old meme

>>216172825
Da vicentino mi sento un traditore perché preferisco il baccalà mantecato alla veneziana, però mi piace anche quello alla vicentina

Throat burn is getting worse.

>>216172925
Il baccalà mantecato lo faccio con olio di semi di girasole di qualità e faccio bollire il pesce con un limone, ho provato con l'alloro come nella ricetta tradizionale ma non mi piace e se usi olio di oliva viene pesantissimo

>>216172825
I really have to make a /med/ recipe book.
Anyway, for the tagine styled meatballs.
>meatballs
>peas
>chives
>coriander
>eggs
>SAUCE
The sauce is basically tomatoes with onions, garlic, a bit of olive oil, bayleaf, sugar, cumin, other assorted spices to taste and salt.
Pick a flat pan, put olive oil and let the meatballs fry a bit. Then put the sauce, the peas and chives on the pan in low heat and let it simmer for some 15/20 minutes.
At the end put the eggs (1 egg per half a dozen meatballs basically), and when they are ready turn off the heat and put a bit more coriander to taste.
It’s served with bread, but I’m going with pasta.

>>216172967
>med/ recipe book
>tfw my recipes are in the Halloween section

>>216172967
Oh forgot an important part, do the sauce on a small pot first (you can even do it beforehand and store it). Put all the ingredients and some water and let it reduce until it’s consistent but still easily flows from a spoon.

>>216173005
Your recipes would have to be centrepiece.

>>216172967
How do you prepare the meat? Also i dont get why putting an egg in the sauce and if they are boiled or what

>>216173212
Veal, a bit of salt, oregano or basil, a tiny bit of garlic and a tiny bit of bread for the meatballs.
As for the eggs, you just open them in the middle of the pan, on top of the sauce that has been simmering with the meatballs and peas.

>>216172964
Beh il baccalà in generale non è proprio un piatto da tutti i giorni
Oggi per pranzo abbiamo mangiato risotto al tastasal e castagnaccio per dessert

Voilá!

>>216173005
Nigga try this you cant fail
>slices of pork loin or chicken breast
>make the thinly chopped onion or shallots fry in olive oil
>add the meat you passed in the flour
>make it browning a bit
>add one glass of white whine and let it evaporate
>add a bit more water or let it evaporate depending on how thick you want your sauce to be
>you can add spices or herbs if you want
>i like to add some fresh lemon zest for example
Dont forget salt and you cant fail

>>216173283
>risotto al tastasal
Mai sentito tastasal, ho cercato e da noi è risotto radicchio e salsiccia

>>216173285
Looks great, enjoy Portuchad
>>216173341
Si fa nel veronese, semplicemente è la pasta di salame, prende il nome dal fatto che si toglieva un po' del macinato della sopressa per sentire se c'era bisogno di mettere più sale

There was a hornet resting on the windowsill

Hello medniggers, I've been productive today.
Cleaned the appt., took out the glass trash under the rain...
Female friend coming over to watch a movie.

@Maltabro
Kek seems like someone was browsing /med/ yesterday
>>216172151

>>216174083
Here's the fucker

Yesterday I got drinks with old uni friends and it took a few hours until we started chudding out. Times are changing, chuds are winning.
>>216174083
kek, it just flashed in my brain too.

>>216174128
>Female friend coming over to watch a movie.

>>216174271
It's just a word so rarely used I feel, at least around me

>>216174276
Want to expand on that, bucko?

>>216174297
Are you going to conclude something? I hope so

>>216174146
Or saw the same X post that I saw kek.
>>216174153
Cute desu.

>>216173393
I think I exaggerated a bit on the sugar in the sauce, but it was still very good.

>>216174276
Movie and chill if you catch my extremely obvious sexual innuendo?

>>216174388
I hate hornets

>>216174332
It's not gironde do.
I'm just defending him from your nagging

>>216174524
I'm not nagging at all, I'm always cheering for my nigga

God, I wish.

morning dudes
>>216169233
>>216169328
I'm a stemcuck, but I'm not bald
I am a manlet though

>>216174766
Black people don't need to be bald to have a buzzcut

>>216174524
Reckon I did not read the I hope so
But you know he's not in that instance fr

https://www.geogridgame.com/board/564

Wanna play ?

>>216174276
>>216174332
not really, no. It's the girl that rejected me a few years ago but she's cool as a friend. She's autistic about history and writing.
>>216174524
>>216174704
Real medniggas right there

>>216175327
>It's the girl that rejected me a few years ago but she's cool as a friend
She keeps you around like a pet

>>216175006
It's a hard game.

>>216171285
>

>>216175449
It is, but hardest part is finding the most obscure valid answer to get the best score

>>216175449
Ok ben garrison

>>216175386
I don't give her attention and I don't simp for her so it's not impacting me anyway

>>216175473
I got 820 and an achievement by guessing Japan in an asian country that drives on the left and then giving up, but then saw answers like Tuvalu are more common.

>>216175503
Ok but she keeps you around like a pet. You are not her friend.

>>216175327
I don't know about it man, the other Italian poster was a bit rude but kind of right in my opinion

Imagine entering the houses of racebait-posters to see their daily lives
Before violently murdering them
In minecraft

>>216175006
Nice game; fumbled hard.

>>216175532
>>216175627
She's cycling all the way out to my appartment and bringing some pastries, so not really feeling used like a pet for now

Gironde's female friends know that they must behave.
Would you abuse some nigga who come to work dressed as a serial killer?

brootal

>>216175814
outer /int/ is just one big racebait

>>216176093
Fuck off sexhaving bitch

>>216175930
I vuy food and treats for my dog, your point? Also not driving her to your apartment is a major beta move, knowing this it would give the ick even to your male friends

>>216176385
Dai non rompergli le palle

>>216176171
>sexhaving
Uhm xixter, that's in the present tense therefore it's not correct.
Also, just finished a menz & gasser jam.
Fucking shitalians eating delish sloppa every single day of their lives while we are being fed dogshit.

>>216176385
>not driving her to your apartment is a major beta move
Why?

>>216176385
I'm not trying to bang her thoughever, we're gonna watch a horror movie and discuss greek mythology
>>216175971
exactly, I might do it again this year. I'll bring a weapon this time

Kino edit alert
>>216167303

>>216176759
based :)
You went to the gym today, sweetheart?

>>216170034
elf sex.

>>216176929
Elf milk.

>>216176929
An adult woman who lowered herself in making cringe dehumanizing tiktok videos destined to even sadder people, sad!

this random post really reminded me of /med/, felt like something catnigga or that french anon who also likes cats would post

I am unable to comprehend the idea of having sex, its like a mystical wonderful thing that everyone has except me

>>216167103 (OP)
Good morning/afternoon for you /med/lads! The flags are somehow not working properly for me, huh. Wonder why it is.
Also I've been hanging out at the church yesterday, we had a party for spring with costumes and karaoke and there was tasty food, even the bishop was wearing funny headgear kek. Very wholesome people, at least the community in my city.
>>216167366
Sonic the Hedgehog momento.
>>216169183
Man I love freckles so much. And eyeliner is such a wonderful invention.

>>216172946
Drink some tea with a little bit of lemon juice in it or some mint tea, or even linden tea. That shit works like magic on irritated throats.
>>216173005
French cuisine is magical (I am terrified of the manmade abominations like eating frog and snails.)
I would rather eat the pancrustacea.
>>216173285
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>216174153
I am terrified of hornets because they don't want to protect their colony, they want to make me extinct just for existing in their vecinity, even if I am not a threat. Those angry little niggas are terrifying and their stings fucking hurt.
And some don't die after stinging ffs.

>>216175930
Imagine how sweaty she will be until she arrives.

>>216177543
The more sex you have the more routine it becomes and the wonder wears off. Especially for most people who are in relationships who are only having sex with one person that they've had sex with a hundred times before. At that point it becomes part of the relationship and more of a functional method of connection with your partner than an exciting adventure like it is when you're single. I guess my point is that for most people sex is relatively boring

>>216173285
Mmmm, yummy

>>216174153
Cute

>>216174733
Hahahaha :D

>>216175913
Mmmm, she's nice

>>216178050
Depends what kind of sex...

>>216178050
You couldn’t be more wrong.
I guess missionary for the sole purpose of procreation gets old fast.

>>216167103 (OP)
Based edition. Help your local hedgehogs, frens.

>>216176822
I never lift on Saturdays sis. I prefer resting once a week to lifting every single day like the 'ussy does.

>>216178050
>for most people sex is relatively boring
Damn nigga. You sure you thought twice about that before posting that wall of text?

>>216177737
>there was tasty food
What did you eat?

>>216177543
I share that feeling

>>216176741
Be sure to talk in detail about Dionysius and Aphrodite eheh.
What film will you be watching?
Enjoy the day.

>>216176741
>greek mythology mentioned
Talk to her about Hades and Persephone and how they were one of the most wholesome couples in the entire pantheon (aside of the kidnapping thing) and how Ares was unironically a defensor and symbol of justice for women because when one of Poseidon's kids raped his daughter he killed him in *HER* honor.
Also Hades was a totally chill dude, don't know why everyone portrays him as le evil megalomaniac when he even let people out of Hades under fair conditions.
>>216178789
There were sandwiches, sandwiches with rúcula, pieces of meat pie, pizza, the usual types of snacks lile potato slices, small salty bread sticks (palitos as we call them), the national version of cheeze-its, and... Well, there was a lot of sodas, and juice. No alcohol obviously (but that won't stop me from drinking heh).
Watching the bishop and the members of like, the administration of the church being dressed up in costumes, singing with their kids and just having fun was incredible. Really good people, although with weird beliefs.

>>216179027
I can't respect Ares, dude got his ass beat by Diomedes, a MORTAL
now that's just fucking embarrassing

>>216179077
Ares is not one of my favorite gods from greek mythology to be fair, I like Apollo a lot but he was also a pervert like his father... And Artemis and Athena also aren't my favorites 'cause they used to lash out against other women just because they got raped or men lusted against them, or compared them to their likeness.
Hestia was the chillest goddess of all the pantheon though, that's ONE goddess I can respect.

>>216179155
most of the greek gods are just assholes
Hephaestus I'd say was also a decent one, poor guy was abused his entire life and had a tendency to avenge slights with stupid contraptions, but he wasn't that bad of a guy all things considered

also not sure if it counts since she's just a nymph/minor goddess, but I'd say Thetis is also a good person

>>216179247
Valar are the real enemy of men, why would they stay aside while the dark side is out there killing every living being in Arda?

>>216179352
>enemy of Man
>usher in the eternal age of man, shitting all over the pointy ears and keeping them in their private zoo

>>216179247
>people not talking about nordic chads like Freyja who had two cats as her companions
>>216179324
Yeah, Hephaestus wasn't really that much of a bad guy, he got treated like shit from the moment of his birth and most heroes and grand stories of the greek pantheon involved Hephaestus creating the best armor/weapons for the chuds to go to war.
I also find it so funny that the Trojan war was literally a fight of three pick me's saying "WHO IS THE PRETTIEST?" kek.
And yeah, Thetis was quite nice, she was told to have taken care of Hephaestus when he was thrown off the Olympus by Hera. Also Hera was a dick. Why get angry at the lovers (usually non consented) of your husband instead of YOUR husband... Lady...
Anyways, egyptian and aztec mythology might have more benevolent Gods in general, or at least gods that don't just fuck and murder people or create silly wars.
Pedro Larez's illustrations of the aztec gods and their shenanigans are adorable, and beautiful too.

>>216179192
Mmmm

>>216179247
Valinor is just a sterilised Olympus

>people instead of gods...

>>216179605
Nordic mythology is very weak and its pantheon and lore are a bit of a joke.
For me it’s Greek > Egyptian > Sumerian > Roman/etruscan Greek derived

>>216179770
I think the Christian infused Nordic and Greek inspired mixture was very well thought. The lore is just a bit barren because it’s simply used to move the plot, it lacks the little stories and happenings that give SOVL to something. And that’s natural, as it is a self contained story.

>>216179996
Let me introduce...
>JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY
Japanese is just the most fun and most diverse mythology for me in my short knowledge of mythology, the yokai, the kami, the kemono, everything is so bright and colorful and sometimes horrifying and weird, and it's such a fucking coincidence how the gods of Wind and Thunder (Fujin, Raijin) literally defended them against the wars with the mongolians when they wanted to conquer the peninsula. Literally GOATed and Kingdom of the Sun pilled.
...It's curious how there's like 3 kingdoms of the sun in international mythology. Inca, Egyptian, and Japanese. https://youtu.be/dx76YPgZviE

>>216180229
>uuuh let's just have literally thousands upon thousands of gods
A bit like the christians with the saints kek

>>216179605
Paris was a stupid shitter who picked the worst option of the three, seriously Hera promises him dominion over all of Asia, Athena unmatched wisdom and endless victory, Aphrodite promises him sex with the hottest woman in the world...
he takes Aphrodite up on her offer and dumps his hot magical nymph wife to go fuck the queen of Sparta, starting a 10-year-long war that kills him, his entire family and city
in some ways Paris was the perfect champion of Aphrodite, he was just the dumbest bimbo(male)

>Also Hera was a dick. Why get angry at the lovers (usually non consented) of your husband instead of YOUR husband... Lady...
my favourite story of hers is the one with Tiresias
so one day this guy Tiresias is walking about when he spots two snakes copulating, he thinks this shit is gross so he hits them with his stick
Hera spots this and is displeased that he interrupted a couple like that and transforms him into a woman
he spends the next 7 years as a woman, becomes a priestess of Hera, marries and even has children lol
anyway those 7 years pass and Apollo shows up and tells him that if he has learned the lesson the curse will be revoked, he is walking along the path where he again spots a couple of snakes copulating, learns the lesson lets them be and is turned back into a man
7 years later Hera and Zeus get into a big argument, Zeus says sex is more enjoyable to women while Hera says sex is more enjoyable to men, to settle the argument they go find the one person in the world who's had sex as both a man and a woman
Tiresias tells Hera sex is 10 times more enjoyable for the woman, basically telling her that she can't project her shit to Zeus marriage onto other women, enraged Hera she lashes out not at her husband but at Tiresias, removing his eyesight
Zeus feels kinda bad for him so he gives him the gift of true prophecy, so even if his eyes can't see he can still see the future, he becomes an Oracle(he's the one who guides Odysseus in the underworld)

>>216180360
Pretty much indeed lol. But at least they're fun and quirky and not just "Dude did good x9000 time and also let's just boringly pray to him because uhh... he was le good". Japanese folklore is like "Let's pray to this being so that it won't fuck us up majorly or try to rape all of the virgins in our village, or ourselves".
Or some are like "Hold up... Hear me out"
>>216180615
He could've gotten all the bitches he wanted and probably even Helena if he had simply chosen either Athena or Hera, but I guess it's one of those greek myths where no matter what you choose you'd just end up losing and causing a gigantic war because the gods were literal manchildren/frustrated foids who just saw humans as their playthings.
>Tiresias
Holy shit I never heard of this one, lmao. Poor femboy dude, yeah. Hera was really beautiful but quite an asshole most of the times, always getting angry at people over random bs. Like lady, just get a lover or something. Oh wait, Zeus wouldn't like that.
Y'know, maybe, if ancient greeks developed psychology instead of philosophy humanity would've taken a much different path. Specially couples' therapy, that shit would've stopped the flood.
Greek gods be the demiurge frfr.

>>216178601
No they're not cute

>>216180615
Also for the greeks even when women get the Ws we still get Ls. Like yeah we enjoy sex more but finally being better than men in something only lead us to being shamed for it. "Haha told u so"
At least in japanese mythology female bakemono or yokai are fucking terrifying and people don't wanna mess with them. And egyptian female deities were powerful and actually smart.

@Brune
Did you see the ridiculous penalty conceded against us?
I hate those terroni fucks

>>216181240
>even when women get the Ws we still get Ls
except Artemis, she's the goddess of "fuck around and find out" and she's based

UFFF

>>216181780
I don't remember the pokemon anime like this...

>>216181281
No, provide link Saar.

>>216181780
>>216181992
I'd maker her squirt fr fr

>>216181992
Me neither but I wish it would.

Also Napoli just scored again

Had a 2 hours long depression nap again award

>>216179027
>(but that won't stop me from drinking heh
Alcohol is bad for your pretty skin doe.

Maltanon, rate this blason of a french town (called hedgehog in french, literally)

My friend who dates an older man and her now best friend (who was originally my childhood best friend) are going to come to my house as soon as they can for some reason... And I think I know why, and it's probably to nag to me again because I'm probably a bad friend or something.
IIiiiii can't deal with more stress anymoreeee...
>>216182297
Bad for the skin, good for the spirit. I kinda wish I could drink now, but I'll try to keep my calm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay9h8u449XA

Thoughts on French carbonara ?

>>216182439
Cute.

>>216183131
Looks good to be honest

>>216183755
It is good but Italians get scared when you tell them about cream and onions

>>216182496
>because I'm probably a bad friend or something.
Just ask your brother to beat them up.
Problem fixed.

>>216183790
>Big boobas and milk

>>216183884
Thoughts?

>>216183780
Italians should accept the fact that traditional recipes and variations can coexist

The catnigga gf

>>216184385
Feet not mentioned thougheverest

>>216182242
Fuck this shit, the moment we go up against a title contender we shit ourselves
This life gives me no goddamn satisfaction, only disappointments

>>216184500
Curry doebeit.

>>216184193
She should eat more
>>216184247
Yeah also for pizza too
>>216184575
Things have been quite rough for Inter in 2025, same for Real Madrid, let's hope this change also Clasico tomorrow

>>216176093
It was this video right? The opening song is really nice too i saved it on Shazam but i don't remember its name

https://youtu.be/j585dvkUwCY

>>216183790
ID on the bikini Magyar?

>>216184193
Cute flat chested.

>>216184385
Cute.

>ask for my drink
>answer water
>nothing?
No, I won't drink the alcoholic or the sugary jew.

>>216185331
They'll also ask you if you want a coffee at the end

>>216185429
I don't mind, but why do they act like water isn't a drink

>>216185495
Maybe they're frustrated because water is cheaper than their expensive wines

>>216185670
They surely are
Not my problem

>>216184385
reminds me of the jeeta I met in summer, she looked similar.

>>216184385
>no brown gf
I really fucking suffer

>>216186257
Stop thinking about her, she toyed with you

>>216186314
she didn't toy with me, but yeah I should stop thinking about her
it's gotten better, it's fine, just the usual misery again but doesn't really hurt anymore

time for some French delicacies
as you know I'm kind of a gourmet chef

>>216185115
>bikini
Ellietheempress

>>216186257
You'll have a foursome with 3 ethnic cuties (brown, asian, black) anyway soon chad. Leave some crumbs for us too.
Handsome fella, up your self-confidence.

>>216185084
>It was this video right?
No idea. I found that screenshot on either /pol/ or /r9k/.

>iberian conquistadors were banging hot indigenous women and sheits

What they actually were banging

>>216186898
And that's how hot latina women were born

>>216186898
too many hues in Poortugal

>>216167103 (OP)
I can't stop salivating over handsome men with large penises, in my country, is there a remedy for this on the /med/?

>>216186898
>the true face of brazilian women

>>216186827
Yes it is this video. I remembered it because the comment was so vehement. Also the song at the beginning is called Mysterious Grove by Cast of Characters. It's a great little song here's the link if you want https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yWjfdIa45Is

*AHEM*

>>216186827
I wanted the brand of the bikini, not the titmonster.

>>216187223
Cheeseless shrimp pizza ?

>>216187223
The Translucent won't like this, not one bit

>>216187255
It was not ready, I just had to take a photo for our Italian residents. You might have noticed the pineapple.

>>216186790
C'est fini

>>216187462
Needs some eggs and anchovies

>>216187223
>pineapple
'ick
>I wanted the brand of the bikini
mane how is a nigga supposed to know that
Was surprised when you asked ngl as I know you know ellie o algo

>>216187065
picrel is literally you

>>216186898
>iberian conquistadors were banging
Fucking fakecels

Cheeky

annual gem dropped

https://youtu.be/mY9sG1uA6ig

>>216187773
I thought you knew everything about that milk truck magyaranon, you leave me speechless.

>>216187223
Well this certainly is a thing now, isn't it?

That's a huge pan though - exactly how many cats are you planning on feeding with this meal?

>>216183790
So my friends came over and they were in a good mood and didn't want to fight me so that's good! Friendship restored. I'll invite them out to drink mates at some time, I imagined they were busy nonstop with their jobs.
>>216184385
Indian women have beautiful eyes I don't know how.
>>216186827
Manifesting what Magyanigga is saying here, you'll get your qties that will fight over you krautbro, the more confident you become the more you'll attract hot cougar mamis needy of sexo in your area.
>>216187223
Why is there pineapple amongst the pancrustacea.

>>216191156
Let’s just say the pizza base was too thick, absolutely brune tier.

>>216191698
>food
>absolutely brune tier