>>718779063
Zoomer here, here's some shit I was saying in elementary school:
>The Imprisoned in skyward sword had a secret gory instakill hard vore attack (didn't word it like that obviously) if you parachute into it's mouth
>Herobrine spawns and starts hunting you in pocket edition after you spawn the nether reactor
>Some shitty flash fps I forgot which one is actually a government spec ops scouting program and if you get a high score you start getting weird cypher emails from the government (sending them to myself)