Be me
Open Twitch
Every "1000 viewers" stream has 3 dudes typing "W" in chat
mfw 90% of the chatters are lurkers that never say a word
mfw "lurkers" = headless Chrome instances running off some dude’s GitHub repo
Literally just Python scripts with proxies
It’s not even hard to set up, anyone can do it now
Streamer "grindset": fake it til you make it
Except everyone is faking it, so no one’s actually making it
Twitch is just AI thumbnails + viewbots watching each other
Feels like Dead Internet Theory is real af
The “audience” is just code talking to code
We’ve built a fake digital Colosseum and the NPCs clap for each other
All roads lead back to GitHub
All streams are botted
All viewers are fake
It’s over