>>150739330
Abuse victims are prone to apologising for the tiniest shit out of fear or need for acceptance.
>>150739271
Oh 100%. If David was married to Paulo I'd see Paulo hesitating to let him be the house caretaker out of fear that he'll do something to hurt their kid. He threw a kid who isn't even his off a roof.
>>150739309
I don't know if we have a lot of fanmade David kids but the ones by B.S "Scrunchmew" and E.B "Agentchimendez" are nice. He'd also 100% do something like that, getting drunk and trash talking his own kid, be it playfully or seriously. As funny as David is I wouldn't trust him around kids, but the alternative to letting him watch one (if you're the spouse) is making him work. God knows what workplace accidents he'd cause. He could be trained to do housework more effectively though, but I'd imagine him doing something physical like construction or moving.