>$1640 for the cheapest luxury watch by a luxury watch brand no one cares + will not get you pussy
> same sex appeal as a $30 timex weekender (none, lol)

when will luxury watch fags understand that they're in a cult and are unironically mogged by $20-30 casios that tell the time more precisely, offer more functions, look better, and have a 10 year battery life warranty? for $1640, you could have paid for a fivesome with escorts and finally lost your virginity, instead of buying a nerd watch.