"Feast your eyes, you clattering clods, upon the pinnacle of my genius — the DEMON CORE! A device of such magnificent destructive potential, it will reduce that hedgehog to a smoldering smear!"
>(He pats the glowing device affectionately, screwdriver still holding it open.)
“You see this screwdriver? A mere placeholder! A trifling little tool keeping my glorious invention… patiently waiting! And now, the moment has come!”
>(He grips the screwdriver proudly, turning to /sthg/ with a smug grin.)
“With a single, masterful motion, I remove this support… and unleash the unstoppable forces of SCIENCE! Sonic will be vaporized before he can say ‘chili dog!’”
>(He yanks the screwdriver out dramatically. The halves slam shut with a heavy CLANG. The glow intensifies, the machine starts to rumble.)
“Yes! At last! The chain reaction begins! Uncontainable energy, building to a cataclysmic crescendo — and ALL thanks to my unparalleled brilliance! Eh-heh-heh-HEHHHH-Ah-AH! AH! AAAAAAAH! IIIIIIIIIIIIII HAAAAAAAATE THAT HEDGEHOOOOOOOG!!”