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Eight eggs. It always happens the same way every time. I tell myself six eggs only no more! And then before the pan cools I simply must crack *sizzle* another two.

I gently break the yolk, to cook it solid. I use the yolks like a spread and gulp down the whites sometimes in other fashions.

What came first. The chicken or th- I did. I came first. You aren’t you when your hungry.