>Pick up Etrian Odyssey because it's colorful with lots of cute characters
>End up with a game extremely hostile to (You) in all possible manners
What the fuck is this?
>Find deer, it guts your entire party
>See cute squirrel, it mugs you
>Go into a corner hoping for loot, 8 giga roided radscorpionsTM that can one-shot anyone not very tanky ambush you in an inescapable fight where you can't even see their weaknesses till the whole thing is over
>Walk around, fall into a floor where the ground is lava
>Just randomly kick a rock along the road, it magically ricochets back to your head so hard you take damage
EVIL GAME I SAY, EVIL