>be me, nowrench
>mother complains about how her Honda Fit's front bumper cover always hits the driveway apron
>she tells me to get a lift kit installed in it
>guy at Meineke front desk: "sure, we install lift kits! it probably will be cheaper if you buy it yourself rather than having us buy it."
>buy lift kit (1.2-inch spacers) from Amazon for $175
>guy at Meineke front desk: "sorry, I checked with my operational manager and we actually don't do lift kits."
>guy at no-name mechanic across the street: "sorry, we normally don't do aftermarket modifications."
>mother points out that Pep Boys advertises lift kit installations on its website
>guy at Pep Boys front desk: "sorry, the website is wrong. we don't have the equipment to install lift kits."
Now what?
>mother is a retard who's complaining about nothing
I already told her that.