He was a literal nobody—exiled, broke, irrelevant—and yet somehow became a near-living god. Russia wasn’t even meant to be a major power, let alone a world superpower. But Lenin dragged it into myth. He didn’t just win a revolution—he rewrote time.
>“BUT BUT THE USSR ENDED UP COLLAPSING”
Yes. And even its collapse is mythical. It wasn’t like Nazi Germany where you can point to a lost war and say “there, that’s why.” The USSR collapsed like time itself glitched. No clean cause, no satisfying answer. Just entropy, like a cosmic curtain drop.
Meanwhile, the Right worships:
>Losers who got crushed in wars (Confederacy, Nazis)
>Grifters who never built anything (Trump, Fuentes)
>Aesthetic drag acts who larp power but never wield it
Lenin was the opposite:
>He wielded myth.
>He rewrote history.
>He collapsed empires and birthed new gods.
The Right doesn’t worship Lenin because he actually won—and they only know how to cosplay loss.