>>539433501
Welp.
No option to tell Resheph to fuck off and try to uplift these savages without having to fucking do it myself. Dumb fuckin rat.
So we expose his core to normality and leave- I'd love to get people the Gemma, but I gotta go find some fuckin starshiibas too.
Maybe if I install enough intravenous ports and inject 16 sphynx salts at once I can see what's on the other end of this space ride?
Well, anyways. Tallyho.
Not a bad run.
Half dozen abortive splats before breaking through rust well in total, and then this one just takes off and I burn through the whole thing, cloning merchants and stacking timecubes (I used a pair of timecubes on the Cherubs in the final fight- A real bitch, since they had reflect, but with a Freezing Vibrokhopesh as well as both Temporal AND Quantum Fugue, we hork down some urberries and span the gaps with tonics, smooth sailing)
>Instead they went in linear order leaving the game without a purpose for it's entire existence, and when they FINALLY get around to making a few endings it's all on a single linear quest path with massively over written self insert OCs.
I think this is the shit they don't get. I came in, wanting to be proven pleasantly wrong about "le controversy" and... Sure man, do I still think it's utterly cringe even a dozen, let alone however many *cels griefed the Qudmunnity (kek) long enough to leave a lasting trauma scar streaking across the noosphere (whining on Reddit/Steam forums)?
Yes. Very cringe.
....Q-Girl is a little cringe though and I wish I could buy "Oh, she's like, the only unique NPC I had ever written at the time when I did it" but like
Come the fuck on man. "massively over written self insert OCs" undersells it by a mile. It reminds me of the scene in Cats where each cat gets their big fuckoff diva "I'm the most quirked up feline in existence" moment, except with LESS payoff.
How the fuck do you make a story less fulfilling than CATS?? I wasted time reading that shit! I want my money back!