>>215251737
>Be this guy
>Be a a comedian
>Be painfully unfunny
>Do something retarded
>Feel like a retard
>Do something gay to forget about the retarded thing I just did
>Feel like a faggot because I did something gay
>Do something even more retarded to forget about the gay thing I just did
>Repeat
>Eventually become a gay retard
>Throw a literal "Oi wuz roiped" meltdown
>Act like I'm brave for vomiting up my bullshit on some people who came to laugh
>End up humiliating yourself and your whole family for 15 minutes of fame
>Still be a gay retard