>Be me, playing the Rugrats video game late at night
>Trying really hard not to be caught in the computer room because I shouldn't be up
>It's the tense dark level
>Hear a spooky noise irl
>Close the computer and sit there in the dark hoping no one will notice me
>See shadow passing by in the hallway
>Shadow passed, attempt to sneakily get to my bedroom
>Suddenly something at the end of the hallway
>A figure, looking away from me opening the bathroom door
>I try and look closer to figure out what it is
>Figure turns out
>It's my dad ass naked with his entire cocknballs out

[Breaths in] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

It didn't help I was five or six when I played this shit.