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>Tells them to “eat his flesh and drink his haima” (if you think this means “blood” here, see Ezekiel 23:20)
why are you comparing what a greek text using a greek word means to a hebrew text using a hebrew word? Fucking retard
also the fact that you keep calling him 'Jesus Christ' like Christ is actually his last name further reveals your ignorance and linguistic retardation. 'Christ' is a title that means 'anointed' the greek word used instead of messiah/masiach which means the same thing; jews in this time period didn't have family names just singular names and associated place names or who they are the son/daughter of 'X of Y location' 'X son of Z'
nobody called him 'Jesus Christ' when he was actually alive back then because it doesn't make sense but retarded protestant angloids didn't realise this and turned it into a colloquial name, which is why you yanks all say 'Jesus Christ' like it's a name because you are all protestant retards and dumb as fuck. You have no idea what you are talking about.

>Tells these boys he will make them “fishers of men”
because they are literally fishermen and it's obviously a figure of speech bout recruiting followers you dishonest fuck
>Goes into upper rooms and washes their feet while naked
he and they are not naked here and it is a singular event that happens that the disciples themselves are shocked by and remark on that he shouldn't do this because he is their rabbi and why he doing it is explained in the text. You haven't even read it and are just making shit up and repeating these points like a parrot retard
>Is arrested in a public park at 4am with a naked boy (see Mark 14:51-52)
it doesn't say the boy is naked you lying fuck

you're just plainly fucking lying about what λῃστὴν means, see picrel. It's about him being treated like a leader of insurgent bandits not whatever degenerate fantasy bullshit you've hallucinated.