>>721147284
Closest might be Darth Sion who was too angry to die and is an endlessly suffering zombie

>>18239992
>makes career out of sawdusting himself
>kino accent
>meanwhile can’t cut a promo to save his life because all he cries about is mommy not loving him
>willfully jobs to diversity quota female wrestler because he’s a simp, doesn’t even get laid after
fuck this faggot