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I HAVE THE HIGH GROU... *ACK*
Anonymous No.721144670 >>721152259 >>721178585
kino
Anonymous No.721144731
>>721144297 (OP)
unironically one of my favorite star wars games. played revenge of the sith so much when i was younger
Anonymous No.721144780 >>721144886 >>721145078 >>721145838 >>721145972 >>721147227 >>721147310 >>721147753 >>721152980 >>721153262 >>721161469 >>721165918 >>721166005 >>721169351 >>721170283 >>721171026 >>721173474 >>721174049 >>721183929 >>721193897
What an asshole. Obi-wan at least lamented Anakin's downfall and cried out that he thought of him as a brother. Dickhead just kicks him down the slope.

He should've at least looked back for a second in a moment of hesitation.
Anonymous No.721144875 >>721147061
>>721144297 (OP)
>Sidious: NOOOO! No the one thing i teached you Siths aways do
Anonymous No.721144886 >>721145734 >>721147373 >>721161787
>>721144780
Anakin was too far gone by that point. Obi-wan was wasting his breath trying to talk to him during this fight.
Anonymous No.721145078
>>721144780
Obi wan was too nice. He will still reminiscing when he meet luke when it really should have been seething he did not finish him off when he had the chance.
Anonymous No.721145131 >>721145335 >>721146038 >>721153543 >>721163407 >>721172243 >>721190243 >>721194909 >>721199167 >>721204948
wait, if if it's Obi Wan who's left to burn by the flowing magma will they make him into Lite Vader?
Anonymous No.721145241 >>721145484 >>721145560 >>721145682 >>721146284 >>721146828 >>721147421 >>721153078 >>721160839 >>721161192 >>721163871 >>721167002 >>721169359 >>721170147 >>721170437 >>721170642 >>721171016 >>721188762 >>721196107 >>721197456
>>721144297 (OP)
Why would anyone support Anakin who just killed their supreme Emperor? The moment he's back on Coursant every other system would rebel against him.
Anonymous No.721145335
>>721145131
That would be so kino…
Anonymous No.721145484 >>721161969
>>721145241
>The moment he's back on Coursant every other system would rebel against him.
Yeah, that would never happen under Palpatine's watch.
Anonymous No.721145560 >>721198423
>>721145241
They realistically wouldnt. Palpatine was a mastermind puppeteer and as chancellor already had all the connections and the legitimacy to be in power. No way all the Senators and Generals would just throw their lot behind this one former jedi general as new head of state (right after declairing the entire jedi order traitors)
Anonymous No.721145682
>>721145241
He goes the way of Muad'Dib's Jihad from Dune and just keeps killing billions until the remaining people accept him as the emperor, just with the clone troopers instead of Fremen.
Anonymous No.721145734 >>721145894 >>721147871 >>721150026 >>721154434 >>721155315 >>721167884 >>721169940 >>721184438 >>721184680 >>721184914 >>721185814 >>721189543 >>721196003 >>721206206
>>721144886
>Anakin was too far gone by that point
No he wasn't. That's literally the entire point of his character. Nobody is too far gone. There is always a path to redemption.
Anonymous No.721145735 >>721145949 >>721146045 >>721147015 >>721160997 >>721161263
Anonymous No.721145838 >>721146490 >>721146912 >>721146938 >>721147013 >>721153345 >>721169789 >>721171016
>>721144780
Anakin deep down is an unrepentant psychopath, the council even saw that within 5 seconds of seeing him as a child. Sure hes capable of good things but deep down he has 0 issues with killing or torturing for his own goals or discarding of loved ones. He choked his own pregnant wife.
Anonymous No.721145894 >>721145964 >>721146687 >>721150026 >>721169998 >>721170360 >>721170674 >>721189543
>>721145734
Thats retarded he killed innocent jedi children and helped destroy an entire planet that Vader should be in hell.
Anonymous No.721145949
>>721145735
>little lightsabers
kek
Anonymous No.721145964 >>721146039 >>721146121 >>721146531 >>721146556 >>721147284 >>721172753 >>721174039 >>721184890
>>721145894
Hell doesn't exist in Star Wars. There is only the force. You either become a ghost or you don't. And all that decides wether you become one or not is your mental state upon death and how strong you were in the force.
Anonymous No.721145972
>>721144780
>He should've at least looked back for a second in a moment of hesitation.
...and kicked him again!
Anonymous No.721146000
>>721144297 (OP)
unironically a better ending
Anonymous No.721146038
>>721145131
Ani kills Obi in that end.
Anonymous No.721146039
>>721145964
So there is no good an evil just how you feel, and I though your force power was in your Midichlorian count.
Anonymous No.721146045 >>721146561 >>721153418
>>721145735
Was that really necessary? Couldn't he have just close-to-instantly snapped their necks collectively with a force choke?
Anonymous No.721146121 >>721146637 >>721188420
>>721145964
>Hell doesn't exist in Star Wars
Then why was the devil in the cantina?
Anonymous No.721146284 >>721149769 >>721161294 >>721165463
>>721145241
Anakin commands loyalty of at least some clones. Taking reign from Palps wouldn't be hard even if Anakin can't use evidence to discredit him.
Between the Force and his brains, he can kill his way to the top eventually.
Even amassing his own military wouldn't be an issue in such a discontent galaxy.
Any Hutt victim alone would follow him if he can deliver.
Anonymous No.721146490 >>721146623 >>721146986 >>721170000
>>721145838
Psychopathy is a mental adaptation toward ruthlessness. Anakin has no psychopathy at all. He simply isn't smart in social areas or good at life, is impatient and has much anger, a dark side trait bingo. Not to mention that Palpatine spent decades manipulating him.

The Council didn't saw that at all. They can't see a thing, because they only somewhat understand the light.
The Jedi are functionally identical to the Sith in many ways, both are servants of the Force.
Anonymous No.721146531
>>721145964
There is, SW is connected to Cthulhu Mythos and human myths by proxy.
Anonymous No.721146556 >>721146603
>>721145964
>Hell doesn't exist in Star Wars
Anonymous No.721146561
>>721146045
You've gotta be able to find joy in your work.
Anonymous No.721146581
>>721144297 (OP)
They completely forgot about PadmΓ© when making this
Anonymous No.721146603
>>721146556
localizers fucked it up again
Anonymous No.721146623 >>721146976 >>721147008
>>721146490
>He simply isn't smart in social areas or good at life, is impatient and has much anger
Autsim.
Anonymous No.721146637 >>721186537
>>721146121
Cause he was in a bind cause he was behind and he was looking to make a deal
Anonymous No.721146687
>>721145894
Prequels are non-canon
Anonymous No.721146731 >>721198034
>>721144297 (OP)
I miss when Star wars games were allowed to just go crazy and do whatever.
>Huh you wanna do a game where Anakin kills Obi-Wan and Palpatine at the end of Episode 3? Yeah, that's fine.
Anonymous No.721146828 >>721154872
>>721145241
>Why would anyone support Anakin who just killed their supreme Emperor?

The former emperor was too weak.
The new Emperor is stronger.
Anonymous No.721146890 >>721147009 >>721170798 >>721193329
>>721144297 (OP)
As if Palpatine would let that happen, he'd feel it coming from a mile away. Killing Obi-Wan doesn't make Anakin magically reach the peak of his potential instantly.
Anonymous No.721146912
>>721145838
>He choked his own pregnant wife.
but when george does it he's a saint
Anonymous No.721146938
>>721145838
Then why did he save his son? Why did he come back to save his mom? He went to Palpatine just to save his wife.
Anonymous No.721146976
>>721146623
Not him, but I've seen a ton of people say he has BPD
Anonymous No.721146986
>>721146490
>The Jedi are functionally identical to the Sith in many ways, both are servants of the Force

This
Anonymous No.721147008
>>721146623
Hardly. He has a defensive disposition by nature, courtesy of his early life experience.
Think how many friends he may have lost back on Tatooine before a space wizard appeared out of nowhere, only to begin becoming disillusioned deep inside, stuck among people ignorant of galactic plights.
Following useless orders again, among people that take no meaningful or resultative action to change anything. If not for him, Naboo would've been lost - yet no one would've ever allowed him to pilot N1 otherwise.
In many respects he's sheltered man that exists among others. He has no one who can actually relate.
And little by little it wore him down, until anger ate him.
Anonymous No.721147009 >>721147201 >>721147914 >>721150461 >>721154236 >>721165876 >>721170798
>>721146890
Doesn't Anakin have the potential to utilize the force to a stronger degree than even Palpatine? Maybe he was able to totally supress his killing intent or even momentarily cloud his judgement.
Anonymous No.721147013
>>721145838
I am reminded of this
boomers rise up
Anonymous No.721147015 >>721155842 >>721162210 >>721172915
>>721145735
No canon, here's what really happened
Anonymous No.721147061 >>721182895
>>721144875
>teached
SAAAR!
Anonymous No.721147201
>>721147009
Hard to say, it's contested.
One can count Anakin as inapplicable to be the chosen one candidate, whereas Palpy may've been an avatar of the Father of Shadows. That "I'm all the Jedi" stunt in last sequel is pretty much from the EU, Palps cannot be killed, only sealed.

But he does have potential.
Anonymous No.721147227
>>721144780
He's evil, nigga
Anonymous No.721147284 >>721149678 >>721149994 >>721165040
>>721145964
Are there any examples of εœ°ηΈ›ιœŠ sith who are simply too angry not to live on as force ghosts, forever haunting the spot where they died?
Anonymous No.721147286 >>721147363 >>721149817 >>721150250 >>721156923 >>721160596 >>721204660
>hmm this guy is a villain and he's the hero's father, what should i call him
>i know, dark father! no, that's a bit obvious... darth vader! ja das ist gut!
>this guy is an insidious villain, what should i call him... i know, darth insidious! no wait sidious!
>hmm this guy has a head like a spiked mace, but calling him mace would be too obvious and i already called this other nigger mace dindu... i know, darth maul!
bravo tolkien
Anonymous No.721147310
>>721144780
He killed children. He would have fucked his corpse if it meant moving up in the sith ranks.
Anonymous No.721147313 >>721154350
Post that dancing webm
Anonymous No.721147335
Sheev wouldve sensed this. Not only that, he wouldve SEEN it.
Anonymous No.721147342 >>721160819 >>721165835
>>721144297 (OP)
>jump ins are a dark side technique
unc missed his anti air lmao
Anonymous No.721147363
>>721147286
>maul
>doesn't maul
this subverts my expectations
Anonymous No.721147373 >>721147435 >>721147848
>>721144886
It is never even remotely properly explained why he got so mad. Padme died and palpatine lied....ok, so how does that bring us to him slaughtering youngins like 24 hours later.
Have you ever loved a woman so much you just randomly slaughter an elementary school classroom? Shit makes no sense
Anonymous No.721147421
>>721145241
Anakin is a well known war hero by that point, and particularly to the clone troops who pretty much revere him because he actually gave a shit about their lives unlike the other jedi. In a newborn empire, the loyalty of the army is the only thing that really matters.
Anonymous No.721147435
>>721147373
>Have you ever loved a woman so much you just randomly slaughter an elementary school classroom?
Stronger cases happened before.
Anonymous No.721147753 >>721154814
>>721144780
Obi left him to burn to death instead of mercy killing him.
Anonymous No.721147848 >>721147950
>>721147373
All his life's passion, his emotions overlapped in those moments, and his reasons became corrupted, as he submitted to the dark side in a very specific dogmatic way.
As he became Palpatine's slave, his mentality left no recourse due to how the Dark Side warps its users.

The reason why the Jedi say you cannot come back is because to fall to it (or to the light side!) is to become a shadow of yourself. The person is there, yet also not. There is an impression of a person as it is perceived by the Dark Side and the person itself through it.
And if they change too much, the person is gone. Anakin never fully believed in it, but he sure didn't believe in the Light.

Think of it this way. Emotions are knowledge. The Sith enmesh themselves in them, in certain knowledge, so much they become subsumed.
The Jedi annul themselves. Both are similar, but one numbs in all-consuming fire, and the other in ice.
Anonymous No.721147871 >>721150026 >>721171269 >>721189543
>>721145734
amerimutt's media is so stupid
>he may have killed millions but he felt bad ;(
Anonymous No.721147914
>>721147009
He does have the potential but he would still have a long way to go to realize it. The duel on Mustafar could have gone either way, but even if he won, he still would have been leagues below Palpatine at that point.
Anonymous No.721147950 >>721148357
>>721147848
So most Jedi don't go fully into the force but Sith do?
Anonymous No.721148171 >>721190248
I wish there were an open world Star Wars roleplaying game where you can make your own character and choose to be either a faggot Jedi, or a dickhead Sith--or some faggot dickhead gay Jedi in between.

Not SWTOR, MMOs are gay.
Anonymous No.721148357 >>721148451 >>721149216 >>721170538
>>721147950
They all are fully into it, except force users that distance themselves from it, or are cut off, like Qel-Droma or what's his name.

The difference is this.
Light side takes a hands off approach. It maintains, it acts at a distance. Some say it's the Force itself as per Lucas, but SW, being occult, vastly outgrew its supposed makers.
The Jedi follow its will, use it only when necessary, moderate or extinguish passion.
The Dark Side, being part corruption of the Force, part its natural property, has its own will too. Its will is to enslave and destroy. The Sith strive to control it, It strives to control them.
It is eager, it hungers. It pushes passion to the max. As it is more proactive directly, so are the results.
Anonymous No.721148451
>>721148357
And to control, naturally.
Anonymous No.721149216 >>721149398
>>721148357
Ok, that makes sense. Thank you anon
Anonymous No.721149398
>>721149216
You're welcome. Here's a better resolution pic.
Anonymous No.721149678 >>721165696 >>721188437
>>721147284
Closest might be Darth Sion who was too angry to die and is an endlessly suffering zombie
Anonymous No.721149769 >>721149991 >>721162010 >>721174650
>>721146284
As of TCW all of the clones have control chips that make them automatically loyal to Palpatine. The minute Anakin struck him down they would have opened fire.
Anonymous No.721149817 >>721150250
>>721147286
>mace dindu
i chortled
Anonymous No.721149991
>>721149769
He can kill them quickly enough. He is in on the plan, after all.
He very much passes by technicality already too, since he is not a Jedi anymore, and dead Palpatine can't very well run the Republic.
Anonymous No.721149994
>>721147284
Bane?
Also
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIp8ZTkNPN0
Anonymous No.721150026
>>721145734
>ruthless space wizard in a world of adults
>happy ending "It's okay son, I think you're right and the side I was on was wrong."

>fake fans:
>>721145894
>>721147871
>>>waaah why are you redeeming literally ultra-hitler???
Because those movies weren't made by this point and you're not supposed to consider a space opera to be realistic, especially when there are only 3 planets in the galaxy and 2 characters who rule it at any one time with a magic switch that has two settings: "Doom and Gloom" and "Happy and Radiant"
Anonymous No.721150250 >>721152123 >>721163301 >>721204831
>>721147286
>>721149817
>>mace dindu
Anonymous No.721150461 >>721154236
>>721147009
Anakin would've surpassed Palpatine eventually. He killed Dooku who was considered one of the best duelists and force users at the time, just by briefly tapping into the dark side. He was what 23 or so when this happened, compared to the count who was in his 70's. Palpatine knew Anakin was destined for this which is why he played the long game of manipulation, so when the time came the most powerful force user in the galaxy would be subservient to him. Anakin getting burned on Mustafar was a disappointment, but either way he won because Anakin was now too physically damaged to compete with him anymore. Sith also naturally seek potential in new candidates which is why Luke coming along was so great. Here Vader is like 80% of what Palpatine is capable of, and he consequently defeats Vader above Endor.
Anonymous No.721152123 >>721152186 >>721197817
>>721150250
That dramatic telegraphed swing is so retarded. God it just pisses me off. You don't even need momentum to kill someone with a lightsaber. Just point it at Palpatine and poke him and that's that.
Anonymous No.721152186 >>721197887
>>721152123
Mace isn't in a proper mind state, he's a Vaapad user.
Anonymous No.721152259
>>721144670
this
Anonymous No.721152415 >>721152862 >>721160859 >>721176805 >>721194115
I still miss him.
Anonymous No.721152862
>>721152415
Anonymous No.721152980
>>721144780
fully embracing the dark side means zero sentimentality. if he had any left he wouldnt have stabbed him in the first place
Anonymous No.721153078
>>721145241
The Force works in mysterious works
Mostly precog and large scale mind control, but it still works.
Anonymous No.721153262 >>721153345 >>721160852 >>721160907
>>721144780
>Best friend part of a cult to overthrow the Republic
>Best friend sleeping with your wife
>Wife sends best friend to kill you

I'd be pissed too if that's how I saw things
Anonymous No.721153345
>>721145838
He choked her because of this >>721153262
He saw things very differently than what we the audience see
Anonymous No.721153418 >>721172721
>>721146045
It's about the love of the game
Anonymous No.721153543 >>721155132 >>721160430
>>721145131
With what money? Yoda's in isolation and no one with robots and expensive suits even know what an obi wan is
Anonymous No.721153651
Jedi are a meme.
Anonymous No.721153682 >>721153759 >>721153937
Do all clones come out autistic?
Anonymous No.721153759
>>721153682
All of his clones sure did.
Anonymous No.721153937
>>721153682
It's Dunken Idaho but star wars
Anonymous No.721154236 >>721154561
>>721150461
>>721147009
Sheev fully expected Anakin to surpass him. He boasts as much to Yoda. He even frames it as some kind of victory on his part even though Anakin's ascension would surely mean his own death because that's how real Sith niggas roll.
Anonymous No.721154350 >>721154687 >>721160905 >>721161463 >>721164051 >>721164332 >>721187346 >>721192496
>>721147313
It's probably not this one, lol
Anonymous No.721154434 >>721154583 >>721155062 >>721171269 >>721197542 >>721205076
>>721145734
He's one one of the most dangerous warriors ever. Why does Vader look like some fat old guy under his mask?
He should look buff and cool under it.
Anonymous No.721154561
>>721154236
Sheev liked to talk a lot of shit, mocking Yoda by insinuating the Sith will live on and grow stronger no matter what is fine even if it implies his death because he, like every other sith master, has his views warped by the dark side into believing it won't happen to him.
Anonymous No.721154583 >>721187727
>>721154434
He fell into lava and is old.
Anonymous No.721154687 >>721154849 >>721155243 >>721159741
>>721154350
what does hutt dick tatste like
Anonymous No.721154814
>>721147753
"Now his failure is complete."
Anonymous No.721154849
>>721154687
Toothpaste
Anonymous No.721154872 >>721155321 >>721155564
>>721146828
That's not how it works. Palpatine had a lifetime worth of politician's experience and an immense amount of information in his head. he existed at the conjunction of different systems of power, with many people in there answering to him personally. He understood how the administration and political system that he runs works.
Some glorified shock trooper killing him and trying to take over his place is an equivalent of a random tard who has no idea what he's doing taking the place of a plane's pilot because he's "stronger". The result would be extremely predictable.
Anonymous No.721155062
>>721154434
Are you retarded?
Anonymous No.721155132
>>721153543
Anonymous No.721155243
>>721154687
Survival.
Anonymous No.721155315 >>721155516 >>721157993 >>721160057 >>721165569 >>721170584
>>721145734
>path to redemption
It looked way different to me
>Become a turncoat, betray and murder ALL the people who trusted you
>Time passes
>Eventually become a turncoat again, betray and kill your ruler for whom you did all those things first time
It looks more like he's going to a special circle of hell for traitors twice now lmao.

Although the actual retarded part is Palpatine keeping him alive and next to himself at all, even knowing that he's as capable of betrayal as a person can be. This is a decision of clueless retard, not a genious manipulator who outplayed everyone and became an autocrat. This writing is inexcusable and is an equivalent of Palpatine's soldiers suddenly getting impaired aim in gunfights.
Anonymous No.721155321
>>721154872
The senate were too stupid to notice his antics before I doubt they would blink an eye now.
Anonymous No.721155394
>>721144297 (OP)
I like how he's actually turning around and then randomly decides that actually no he wants to turn around in the other direction
Anonymous No.721155405 >>721155564 >>721166260
Except the glorified shock trooper isn't a shock trooper, but an actual combat general with on call superhuman capabilities, usual supernatural intuition, court knowledge, unwitting relations to the Sith plan, some destiny backing and connections to royalty by association.
Ani has the potential to pull a Vader, he just can't fold the Republic as smoothly as Sheev could.
Sheev did plan for his own death too, at some point.
Anonymous No.721155516
>>721155315
Palpatine is in it for the fun of it. He rests on his laurels by the time of RotJ. He is -mostly- self-aware, and practically says as much to Luke.
Anonymous No.721155564
>>721155405
>>721154872
Anonymous No.721155658 >>721155868 >>721155940 >>721156454 >>721156456 >>721168905 >>721186487 >>721187227
>biggest prequelfag on youtube
>got arrested for being a pedophile
What did George mean by this?
Anonymous No.721155842
>>721147015
What a cunt
Anonymous No.721155868
>>721155658
>prequelfag
>into traps and loli
Name are more iconic duo
Anonymous No.721155940 >>721168905
>>721155658
That's the one behind the big viral Kreia vid too? I did remember raising an eyebrow at that loli vid when I first watched it yonks ago
Anonymous No.721156454 >>721156604
>>721155658
Literally who?
Anonymous No.721156456 >>721156739
>>721155658
That people who criticize the jedi order are hedonists in disguise. The idea of a universe where indulging has consequences is anathema to them.
Anonymous No.721156604
>>721156454
>doesn't know rikafag
Anonymous No.721156739 >>721156827
>>721156456
Only some are that.
That said, the Jedi can in fact be accused of positive angled hedonism and many other things as well.
Sith aren't about lack of consequences either. Primary Sith trait is the same as with the Jedi, discipline.
Anonymous No.721156827 >>721157271
>>721156739
Having your views twisted until they're a perversion of what you started with is not discipline, the dark side cannot be controlled and there is no light side of the force.
Anonymous No.721156923
>>721147286
Do you even know insidious means retard
Anonymous No.721157027 >>721165543
Can the force extend your lifespan?
Anonymous No.721157271 >>721158102
>>721156827
A classic (((Jedi))) view, very nice, believing in all nice things, ignoring all the bad.
But it ain't so. And if that is actually so, the Chosen One prophecy automatically fails simply because restoration of the Force, due to its nature in setting and its inspiration by necessity requires control, because the Chosen One is not subservient to the Force, or its many sides, least of all mortal dogmas.
Anonymous No.721157479
>>721144297 (OP)
We are so back
Anonymous No.721157993
>>721155315
It's ok because the true Palpatine was just sending stand-in clones of himself to rule and was never in any danger!
No one's ever truly gone!
Anonymous No.721158102 >>721158978
>>721157271
How predictable that a sith would look at peace and claim he sees conflict. The jedi view of the force is correct as it derives directly from the will of the force, rather than any mortal desire to shape it.
The chosen one is nothing but an uncertain prophecy. If the vision is to be believed, which is not self evident, then the Chosen One did in fact destroy the sith by killing both the apprentice and the master and renewing the jedi order through his son.
Anonymous No.721158525
>>721144297 (OP)
great webm
Anonymous No.721158978 >>721159876
>>721158102
Hedonism isn't about conflict, it's about pleasure. Or bliss. Either way inability to realize that peace can in fact be a weapon is simply poor instincts. Even love can be a weapon. That's how it is IRL.
The ultimate goal of both the Jedi and the Sith is unification (assimilation of agreeing entities (by making them agreeable), annihilation of significant dissenters by making them unrealizeable) and control of reality, one by love, the other by force.
It's an in-systemic disagreement as much as it is a battle between systems, one that either exists deliberately by providence to create a status quo of perpetual wars for artistry, or one that is borne of rebellion of some entity or entities. Such as the Light and Dark sides instigated a schism due to intrinic differences.

The Force is a creation whose purpose has little to do with peace, bar incidence.
Destroying the Sith dualism means nothing in the mortal world. The Sith have forces all over the galaxy and beyond, holocrons, spirits. The schism is cosmic in nature, and one that has already been lost in meaning 2 times.
The prophecy is very certain, because it's not a prophecy. It's a call.
Anonymous No.721159741
>>721154687
salty wupiupis
Anonymous No.721159876 >>721161295
>>721158978
Of course they can be weapons, but to see that potential and concluding there must be conflict is the darkside.
The ultimate goal of the Jedi is to serve the will of the Force, even the destruction of the Sith is simply a policy of the Order rather than part of the code of the Jedi.
Only a Sith would force this view of an expansionist jedi who must force the galaxy to bend to their will, when no jedi would demand others to take the jedi vows the way the sith demand the world align with their twisted strong must oppress the weak worldview.
The Force has preferences and one of them is a form of peace which can be attained by those who meditate deeply on the force.
The destruction of the rule of Two was the destruction of a wrongness that spanned all the way back to Darth Bane and the formation of the modern post-ruusan Order, which may very well have been the purpose of the Jedi Order for The Force, though that is nothing but a guess.
Anonymous No.721160057 >>721160402
>>721155315
Star Wars is a good fantasy movie if you only take the original trilogy into account, it becomes retarded when you insert the prequels, then it becomes a parody of itself when you add games, books and everything else.
Anonymous No.721160402 >>721160557 >>721161064 >>721161697 >>721164143
>>721160057
>it becomes retarded when you insert the prequels
Shouldn't have Lucas had some draft of the previous story in his mind, when writing the original trilogy, which was presented as starting from the middle of the story? There was certainly some general premise for Vader's backstory.
Anonymous No.721160430
>>721153543
Obi still has connections to royalty on Alderann
Anonymous No.721160557 >>721161697
>>721160402
We just don't know. The common view was that the clones fought against the republic not for it.
Anonymous No.721160596
>>721147286
>Kojima taking notes
Anonymous No.721160819
>>721147342
It was a fucked up angle
I'm not sure if even a crosscut would've hit that far.
You'd need to tripguard the landing.
Anonymous No.721160839 >>721161319 >>721161480
>>721145241
>emperor declares jedi traitors
>next week emperor declared dead and jedi declares himself new emperor
I'm sure that'll go over well
Anonymous No.721160852
>>721153262
>Best friend sleeping with your wife
>Wife sends best friend to kill you
this is what we call a "nuclear" shit test
Anonymous No.721160859
>>721152415
I miss him too
Anonymous No.721160905
>>721154350
I S O L A T E D
Anonymous No.721160907
>>721153262
The delusion of despair is immense. The brain works in mysterious ways
Anonymous No.721160997 >>721165570
>>721145735
SMACK MY BITCH UP
Anonymous No.721161064 >>721161697
>>721160402
>some draft of the previous story in his mind
I think not, everything is super vague in the first movie, much like a standard fantasy story, I bet they just expanded as they went.
Anonymous No.721161192
>>721145241
if I was one of those soldiers that just witnessed him killing the emperor i'd be the first to kneel and swear loyalty to him
Anonymous No.721161245 >>721166570
anakin definitely though obi-wan was cucking him

think for a second, during the war obi-wan had his own girlfriend AND was trying to fuck that sith chick
Anonymous No.721161263 >>721198725
>>721145735
This would have been funnier if he got his ass kicked.
Anonymous No.721161294
>>721146284
>his brains
Anakin is very stupid.
Anonymous No.721161295 >>721161887 >>721163281
>>721159876
No, it is simple reason. Smarter Jedi like Watchmen too saw the issue, a bit.
Conflict is inevitable, because life is chaos.
This naive assumption that out of an infinite amount of people before their parent, and after it, in an infinite reality, and infinite time, all will intrinsically get along is nothing but self-delusion.
Conflict is the norm, bread and butter of reality by design, because people are different.
>The ultimate goal of the Jedi
The Will of the Force covers too many things at once, its absence included. The Force doesn't necessarily exist to entertain its mortal demigods. More, they themselves aren't necessarily born due the Force's actual intention, and not, say, a rebellious aspect.
>when no jedi
It's not about pan-Jedi rule or dogmas.
One doesn't need to savagely oppress (heh) anyone. Jedi merely have a view of reality beyond the Jedi. It enforces itself passively as a status quo. Means differ, as do moral connotations, but not the core mechanics or the flock. Sith want their insane 'peace' by rule. Jedi want peace and order in its normal, adequate sense. But it is still their peace. And life still is chaos. That's the core conflict, children cannot agree. Some can, not all.
>The Force has preferences and one of them is a form of peace which can be attained by those who meditate deeply on the force.
It has none/as many as it may want. Only the Force, light side, dark as corruption, dark as natural, living force, anti-force, potentium, paradox and no force, etc. Meditation isn't natural mode of life.
>though that is nothing but a guess.
A solid guess, it may have been. But when it comes to the "kill all Sith" perspective, the matter is unresolved.

Mind you, this mess is this bad without considering Whills spook. With them it's pure parasitism.
Anonymous No.721161319
>>721160839
Just like Rome. You know, the thing the empire is modeled after.
Anonymous No.721161463 >>721162887 >>721197975
>>721154350
>twilek is fully clothed
what is the point?
Anonymous No.721161469 >>721169894
>>721144780
>What an asshole.
Nigger he killed like 50 children before this happened. Anakin's gone at that point, Vader's all that remains.
Anonymous No.721161480
>>721160839
How many coups would it take until Coruscant turns into Zimbabwee, complete with 1 trillion credit chits?
Anonymous No.721161697 >>721162345
>>721160402
>>721160557
>>721161064
star wars was heavily inspired by flash gordon shorts, which would run before a movie and were part of a continuous story. very often, they would start in the middle of some plot and you had to piece everything together yourself. that's why the first star wars began as it did: the viewers should feel like they started in the middle of the story of some greater plot.
here is a blackpill: most writers have no fucking clue what they are doing, and are driven by "that sounds cool lmao how can I turn this into a full-fledged story?", and nothing else. there is no deeper message, there is no backstory, it's all just some guy living in the moment and making shit up as he goes along.
this is the main reason why so many stories have unsatisfying endings. the writers never wanted to write a full story in the first place. they just want to produce some fat for around a bare-bones concept they like.
Anonymous No.721161787
>>721144886
No, he just hated Obi enough that there was nothing he could say.
Anonymous No.721161850 >>721161951 >>721162053 >>721162206 >>721162385 >>721163694 >>721163757 >>721167378 >>721173668 >>721173914 >>721186762 >>721189229 >>721193063 >>721197042
Is Andor actually good? Because I've been burned every single time I've given Disney Star Wars a chance
Anonymous No.721161887 >>721162409 >>721163281
>>721161295
nta, but have people like you ever considered that "the force" and all the mumbo jumbo is officially, according to lucas, just a microcosm of intelligent nano life that essentially controls the entire universe, making discussions like yours completely irrelevant?
Anonymous No.721161951
>>721161850
yes, season 2 even won an emmy for best writing

slow burn, takes a while to get into (especially season 1)
Anonymous No.721161969
>>721145484
Palpatine was literally the product of thousands of years of Sith manipulation and powerbrokering
Anonymous No.721162010
>>721149769
>but this one TV show made a decade later retroactively-
Stop it Anon.
Anonymous No.721162053
>>721161850
Every time I hear someone talk about it, they mention "media literacy" and how it's "not like Star Wars".
Anonymous No.721162206
>>721161850
It's fine. Kind of up its own ass, but it's pretty good.
Anonymous No.721162210
>>721147015
>then the clones can easily shoot them when they arrive like 10 minutes later
BRAVO NOLAN
Anonymous No.721162345 >>721163424
>>721161697
that's hardly a blackpill. I've come to realize in my middle age that's how fiction should be, especially sci-fi adventure. Dropping your audience in the middle of things with a minimum of information and just doing whatever you want is oftentimes way more exciting than a sprawling intricate interwoven saga that collapses under its own weight.
Anonymous No.721162385 >>721187298
>>721161850
I liked it; if you liked Rogue One, you should enjoy it, considering Tony Gilroy put in a fair amount of work on it too.
Anonymous No.721162409
>>721161887
That's a dull take because midichlorians just channel it, being simple expressions of microbial life, because they imply otherness past them, and because the Force isn't a SW original concept.
People misinterpret midichlorians.
Anonymous No.721162507 >>721162736
>>721144297 (OP)
>galaxy is freed from sith and jedi corruption
unironically good ending
Anonymous No.721162736
>>721162507
*freed from the Force's corruption
Fixed
Anonymous No.721162887
>>721161463
There is an actual Oola Outfit for Starfield too, but of course since this mod is also on Creations, the author is obviously not going to put that one on the dancers because of the naughty bits are shown through it. Someone might make a patch for it on Nexus though
https://www.nexusmods.com/starfield/mods/7901
Anonymous No.721163281 >>721163645 >>721163750
>>721161295
It does not matter what is, when ideals are what ought to be. The goal of peace is not failed just by being unattainable at all times in all places but by either not pursuing it or by giving up on achieving it without sacrificing peace elsewhere. Cynicism is against the The Force and thus the Jedi, it is a poison that leads to apathy and the darkside because it says you are not enough to act as an instrument of the Force.
The Jedi exist to 'entertain' the whims of the Force not the other way around. Whether the Force is a unitary entity, a collection of whims or universal law is irrelevant to serving it.
The Jedi do not enforce 'order' in the sense of opposing chaos, if the jedi did oppose life it would make no sense for the jedi to act to preserve nature or force sensitive animals.
Meditation is perfectly natural, both in the sense of being found among natural beings and that force beings acknowledge it as a valid way to become closer to the force.
>>721161887
Yeah but lucas is a retard and you should ignore him.
Anonymous No.721163301 >>721194025
>>721150250
>could've whipped out the lightning at any time but wanted to wait til mace dindu's hand was chopped off for maximum dramatic effect
sheev was too based for this world
Anonymous No.721163407
>>721145131
This is unironically the coolest shit.
Anonymous No.721163424
>>721162345
>just doing whatever you want is oftentimes way more exciting
to the common pleb, yes. the main problem is that every story ends at some point, and even the plebs were baffled at the sheer incompetence of writers when they witnessed the ending to Lost, or the Game of Thrones.
>a sprawling intricate interwoven saga that collapses under its own weight
name 5 sagas that do this while being considered well written
Anonymous No.721163509
>>721144297 (OP)
palpatine would have seen that coming ages ago so this doesn't make sense
Anonymous No.721163645 >>721163789 >>721163808 >>721177670
>>721163281
>Yeah but lucas is a retard and you should ignore him.
you are ignoring the guy who invented the entire ruleset about what you are discussing? you do realize that all the philosophy you made up about the star wars universe is completely meaningless in the light of the creators information, right?
Anonymous No.721163694
>>721161850
I don’t care for SW and I liked it very much. It uses the setting as a tool for the story it’s telling which is pretty competent if you ask me.
Anonymous No.721163750
>>721163281
>Whether the Force is a unitary entity, a collection of whims or universal law is irrelevant to serving it.
the force is literally micro-organisms. this is not exactly new.
>b-b-but I don't like this!
doesn't matter what you like or not.
Anonymous No.721163757
>>721161850
Josef Stalin's early life make a good book..
Painting Star Wars on that adds several good layers of flavor and aura.
Anonymous No.721163789 >>721163838
>>721163645
Anon... The philosophy of a fictional universe is always completely meaningless.
Anonymous No.721163808
>>721163645
He didn't. SW is kitsch, The Force is an actual thing.
Anonymous No.721163838 >>721163910
>>721163789
even more so when you choose to ignore meaningful detail provided by the creator and make up your own head canon.
Anonymous No.721163871
>>721145241
Only a handful of soldiers actually witnessed it. He could silence them right afterwards as well and release any truth he wants to the public on how the Emperor died.
Anonymous No.721163910 >>721164035
>>721163838
yeah because it's stupid. That's all justification you need to disregard stupid stuff.
Anonymous No.721164035 >>721164087
>>721163910
then everything you post can be disregarded with the same argument and render them all meaningless.
Anonymous No.721164051
>>721154350
KOO-NEE-TEH
Anonymous No.721164087
>>721164035
yeah
Anonymous No.721164143
>>721160402
no, the world building came after, lucas just shoved cool shit into the films and then nerds wanted to know more about the world so to satisfy that he had to come up with bizarre shit like midiclorians
Anonymous No.721164171 >>721164241
i still cant freaking believe that Anakin was GOOD only to turn EVIL in the span of three movies
Anonymous No.721164241
>>721164171
Anakin is Lucifer coded, only Lucifer can't be redeemed
Anonymous No.721164332 >>721164372 >>721164716
>>721154350
Anonymous No.721164372
>>721164332
I always loved that lil blue fella
Anonymous No.721164716 >>721164893 >>721165806 >>721167536
>>721164332
Very surprised at how good the blue glup shitto (who's apparently called Max Rebo) looks. Did he rip the model from somewhere?
Anonymous No.721164893 >>721164983 >>721170493
>>721164716
I have no idea. Star Wars modders tend to be real good at what they do for some reason
Anonymous No.721164983
>>721164893
I think it helps that all the official stuff we get is absolute dogshit. It's like an extra motivator to make your own thing as good as possible, to stick it to Disney.
Anonymous No.721165040
>>721147284
Sith through "strength of will/anger/possessiveness whatever" tend to regularly leave force ghosts but most of them are really just "magic video tapes" of them, basically they're such a "force" that their personality etches itself onto reality (but it's not really "them"). I'm not sure where "real" force ghosts land on that front, or whether Sith can leave a "real" force ghost that really is them. I know it's nuslop but something like that is why Vader can somehow leave a ghost in a helmet while Anakin is seen to be redeemed.
Anonymous No.721165159 >>721166528 >>721205936
Everyone memes on the high ground scene but unironically how would you have had Anakin lose in that duel in a way that's better? It's a lightsaber fight. One mistake and you're dead and they were evenly matched for like an hour of fighting.
Anonymous No.721165463
>>721146284
Not to mention that without being nerfed like he usually is as Darth Vader he can fully ascend to Force Jesus tier power, making him unstoppable
Anonymous No.721165543
>>721157027
Yes, easily
Plain life extension is mostly a sith thing though
Anonymous No.721165569
>>721155315
Banite Sith are nuts, betrayal is religious to them, Palpatine was terribly bored with ruling the empire and disappointed Anakin wasn't constantly plotting to overthrow him.
Anonymous No.721165570
>>721160997
kek'd
Anonymous No.721165696
>>721149678
Wow he really is literally me (or maybe I did die those two times and this is hell)
Anonymous No.721165806
>>721164716
> not knowing jizz master Max Rebo's name.
Gb2r
Anonymous No.721165835 >>721170992
>>721147342
>Mace Windu, the S tier rushdown of the Jedi, fucked up his oki against a floored zoner
Talk about being a scrub
Anonymous No.721165876 >>721166170 >>721168629
>>721147009
The Vader suit was explicitly designed to nerf Anakins movement and keep him in pain alongside having glaring weak points, Palpy doesnt want Force Jesus to grow strong enough to bitch him around like a ragdoll
Anonymous No.721165918 >>721166170
>>721144780
Obi-Wan purposely maimed him and left him to burn in lava, couldn't even have the decency for a mercy kill. Anakin on the other hand gave him a clean, instant death.
Anonymous No.721166005 >>721166289
>>721144780
Obi is a retard for not force kicking aniken fully into the lava until there was nothing left
Anonymous No.721166170
>>721165876
>>721165918
Obi-Wan is really a dick. He left before an innocent old senator could've sent him a gift basket. Didn't even make a Mustafar post "wish you were here" card.
Anonymous No.721166260
>>721155405
He wouldn't be able to pull a Palpatine but he was a loved and respected general, I'm sure there were a few attempts at such a coup from Roman generals with a legion or two of loyal men behind them. It would just be a lot more bloody with Vader, and probably less initial planets "on side"
Anonymous No.721166289
>>721166005
But, but >muh neutral keeper of the peace.
Anonymous No.721166485
I'm replaying the old X-wing star wars game and it's fucking kino.
I wish we had more space flight sim. Squadron was pretty but kinda sucked.
Anonymous No.721166528 >>721166671 >>721168734
>>721165159
it's more the fact that they fight for like half an hour while surfing on molten lava and shit and then anakin gets bested by obi-won being slightly elevated on a small hill
the way they should've done it is padme shows up for some reason and calls out anakin's name that momentarily distracts him, then he sees obi-won and padme suggestively leave together while his skin is melting
Anonymous No.721166570 >>721166647
>>721161245
I remember being a kid when TCW came out and asking myself "How many episodes until Obi-Wan fucks this bald evil cunt"
Anonymous No.721166647 >>721166737
>>721166570
>"How many episodes until Obi-Wan fucks this bald evil cunt"
Palpatine???
Anonymous No.721166671 >>721173920
>>721166528
nta but notice that Anakin is trying to do the move that Obi Wan used to btfo Maul, so Anakin is so full of hubris he thinks he can take out his master, the greatest defensive duelist alive, with the move that his master pulled off against a (at the time) superior opponent in a superior position. Pure ego, and that's why it failed.
Anonymous No.721166737
>>721166647
Nigga? Asajj Ventress.
Anonymous No.721167002
>>721145241
and who is going to stop him? the average jedi can be considered a one man army, Anakin is probably one of the the strongest jedi up to that point
Anonymous No.721167378
>>721161850
it's dogshit, like anything Yidsney does these days
Anonymous No.721167536
>>721164716
The name before "glup shitto" was funnier.
Anonymous No.721167884
>>721145734
/thread
Anonymous No.721168186 >>721168445 >>721169101 >>721171203 >>721188614 >>721188986 >>721190709
Do you think that Darth Jar Jar really was intended?
Anonymous No.721168445
>>721168186
I'm just 90% sure desu.
Anonymous No.721168629
>>721165876
The crippling that Sheev does to Vader is mostly psychological though (btw if you look closely he really did trick Anakin into killing Padme, it was a classic Sith prank) which both empowers Vader and also weakens him, which Palpatine has "contempt" for but also loves as in EU he'd moved entirely away from the Banite ideology and the worlds most powerful but also broken attack dog suited him fine. It's like that whole "elephant chained by a tiny stake" thing

The sand he puts in his suit is a funny joke, and the crippling physical pain "weakens" Vader but again also empowers him. Palpatine was disappointed in Vader becoming half the man he could have been, but it literally aligns exactly with his plans and outlook, he couldn't have pulled that fluke off if he tried.
Anonymous No.721168734 >>721172021 >>721191496
>>721166528
>the way they should've done it is padme shows up for some reason and calls out anakin's name that momentarily distracts him
Well it wasn't romantic but I do find it pretty funny that's how Kylo loses in TRoS. He and Rey are evenly matched, Leia tries to call out to Kylo to remind him of the light, he loses the resolve to fight, and in that moment Rey just takes advantage of that moment of weakness and just fucking impales him
She's so damn angry and evil and nothing ever comes of it. "Girlbossing" doesn't work in a franchise where rage can completely corrupt your mind.
Anonymous No.721168905
>>721155658
>>721155940
The loil vid is 1000 times more warranted than the Kreya vid. Finding Kreya cool or finding any smarts in her teachings is something that happens the first time ur playing the game when ur 12, then you realize she's just a bitter boomer who hates everything.
Anonymous No.721169101
>>721168186
he's the actual villain of the franchise and idk what lucas was thinking when it's jar jar that gives sheev unlimited power by proposing he get emergency powers in the senate in place of senator padme
there is no way he was supposed to be a sith at any point but it is bizarre that he never got some sort of arc other than being a useful idiot from start to finish
Anonymous No.721169351
>>721144780
He was always unhinged. This is in character.
Anonymous No.721169359
>>721145241
The """Smart""" way:
Pull a maul: use the military power of the clones and run a shadow government where Palpatine is "alive" but "Critically wounded by the jedi treachery" with only Anakin to help. use Dar Jar Jar to keep the Senate in line. Probably play the criminal gangs and use any connections Anakin can dig out of Palp's Big Black Coc I mean Book/Holocron Of Contacts. Use Tarkin's/Jew Laren's friendship/rampant homosexual love of Anakin to keep the officer corps on the plan.

What would actually happen: Somehow...Emperor Anakin Returned.
Anonymous No.721169436 >>721188692
>>721144297 (OP)
>212th escorting palpatine and not coruscant guard shock troopers or even his personal bodyguards
Anonymous No.721169614
>Because of the extensive mechanics of his armor, he was once mistaken by the droid C-3PO for a new model of guard droid during one of the Emperor's Ball ceremonies. The Sith Lord sentenced the protocol droid to work as a preschool attendant for a year as punishment.[
Anonymous No.721169789
>>721145838
>Anakin deep down is an unrepentant psychopath
Are we sure that the so called "Jedi" are the good guys? I mean they do allow slavery, rape, etc, of their own families. From my perspective it seems like they are pretty bad.
Anonymous No.721169894
>>721161469
>Nigger he killed like 50 children that were members of a militant treasonous religious cult that just tried to assassinate the duly elected space president armed with lightsabers
There isn't a point in the series where Anakin is incorrect.
Anonymous No.721169940
>>721145734
BU-BU-BU-BU-BASED
Anonymous No.721169998 >>721170081 >>721171775
>>721145894
Jedi are not innocent from Sith's point of view. The younglings have been indoctrinated into swearing Sith as their eternal enemies. Consider this: why should he leave his enemies alive let alone his potential replacement? The sith always betray one another. It's for their own good to eliminate potential contestants.
Anonymous No.721170000 >>721173076
>>721146490
>is impatient and has much anger
I would be angry too if the so called "light side" is nothing but a bunch of incompetent clowns letting slavers and merchants run things.
He is a little bit impatient, but that isn't necessarily a bad thing.
Anonymous No.721170081
>>721169998
>Consider this: why should he leave his enemies alive let alone his potential replacement?
Anonymous No.721170147 >>721170642
>>721145241
After killing Palpatine, who the fuck could stop him?
You either support him or die. People naturally support powerful people in the hope of gaining favor. Emperor Vader would be so cool.
Anonymous No.721170283
>>721144780
Nah that's some gay shit. He was trying to conquer a galaxy not larp as Hamlet. Kick that fucker twice
Anonymous No.721170319 >>721170457 >>721170562
If Anakin killed Sheev who would the clones follow? Anakin's not the duly elected chancellor.
Anonymous No.721170360
>>721145894
>innocent jedi children
Who would grow up to allow slavery, rape, and do nothing as merchant slavers rule the galaxy to ruin.
Anonymous No.721170437
>>721145241
He was already shown to have command of the clones as Darth Vader. He is pretty much their leader as the new Sith Lord.
Anonymous No.721170457 >>721170562
>>721170319
Anakin was a hardcoded exception for the Clone's programming (in both Legends and Disney canon) for them to follow after Order 66, so they'd still probably follow him as the new Emperor
Anonymous No.721170493 >>721171687
>>721164893
Orange butthole?
Anonymous No.721170538
>>721148357
>I feel the Warp over taking me
>It is a good pain
Sigmar preserve us
Anonymous No.721170562
>>721170319
>If Anakin killed Sheev who would the clones follow?
Once the Jedi are declared traitors, Anakin would be the highest ranking member of the Republic military organization at the time.
also this >>721170457
Anonymous No.721170584 >>721170873
>>721155315
Vader is a symbol of the Empire and has different motivations. You can't just kill a war hero like that. Palpatine's actual mistake was allowing Luke to visit Yoda rather than set up a plot of turning the rebels against Luke.
Anonymous No.721170642 >>721171305
>>721145241
>>721170147
>The moment he's back on Coursant
>who the fuck could stop him?
Ah, can he even get off Mustafar if the clone ships in orbit don't want him to?
Anonymous No.721170674
>>721145894
This is the prequel's biggest blunder, Anakin became so much worse than the OT that it kicked off a million unworthy redemption arcs across fiction and reality
Anonymous No.721170772
>>721144297 (OP)
kino
Anonymous No.721170798 >>721171029
>>721146890
>>721144297 (OP)
>>721147009
And Luke is supposed to have more potential than Vader. Did the guy that boned Anakin's mom have super semen or something?
Anonymous No.721170873 >>721206757
>>721170584
>Palpatine's actual mistake was allowing Luke to visit Yoda rather than set up a plot of turning the rebels against Luke
Palp's mistake was thinking Anakin would honor duty, loyalty, or dogma over family.
Anakin always chooses family. Every single time.
Confuses the fuck out of everyone around him.
The character is consistent.

Then Luke makes the same choice and both Palps and Yoda get btfo.
Anonymous No.721170898
You could see palps was proud of his boy for stabbing him to death.
Anonymous No.721170992
>>721165835
This, comeback mechanics have done irreparable damage to the Jedi community.
Anonymous No.721171016
>>721145241
>>721145838
Anakin is not a cuck. He was created before males being cucks were a mandatory thing in media. So, he thought obi wan was sleeping with his wife and that the whore was unfaithful. Today, he will be like "oh yeah, we need to be better" and watch them having sex.
Anonymous No.721171026 >>721171154
>>721144780
Anakin's hatred for Obi-Wan at the time was largely heat of the moment and built up rage due to being blinded by the Dark Side, which was fueled by a combination of his rebellious nature, confusion and paranoia over Padme, trauma over his mother which led to contempt of the Jedi Order, manipulation from Palpatine into thinking the Jedi were going to betray the Republic, Mustafar system's Dark Side energy influence (that had an effect on Obi-Wan too) and immaturity due to his young age at the time. Early drafts also had Palpatine make Anakin believe that Padme was having an affair with Obi-Wan too, so that's even more hatred fuel.
Anonymous No.721171029
>>721170798
Yes. Plaguieis and Sidious tried creating a being of pure Darkside energy and the force whiplashed and popped out Anakin.

Plaguieis is Ani's unofficial grandpa
Anonymous No.721171154
>>721171026
Not entirely, there's this whole subplot where Anakin becomes suspicious of Obiwan and Padme spending too much time together
Anonymous No.721171203 >>721171229
>>721168186
Yes it was intended. Specifically the scene with the force jump thing that is impossible. Either he is in service of Palpatine or Palpatine himself.
Anonymous No.721171229 >>721171943
>>721171203
Which force jump?
Anonymous No.721171269
>>721147871
>>721154434
Imagine being so low IQ that Star Wars looks like high art in comparison to what you can comprehend.
Anonymous No.721171305 >>721171579
>>721170642
How could the best pilot in the galaxy possibly get off Mustafar with his overwhelming Force powers and being a beloved war hero.
Hmmmmmmm
Anonymous No.721171579 >>721172023 >>721195772
>>721171305
What force powers help you against a fleet of ships waiting to pop anything that tries to exit the atmosphere
'best pilot evar' memes prob don't help much either, there's only so much you can wiggle a ship against squadrons of fighters coming after you
But I don't even know what kind of options Annie would even have, is Mustafar a populated world or just a big lava factory
Anonymous No.721171687
>>721170493
Orange Fanta with some white cream mixed in!
Anonymous No.721171775 >>721172123 >>721191385
>>721169998
You dont become Sith lord by being nice. The path is laden with wrath, torture and murder by definition. Jedi path isnt. Imagine a cult of known serial murderers vs a police task force hunting down known serial murderers (amongst other things). A serial murderer going "The policeman wasnt innocent, he was indoctrinated to hate me! I was in the right to kill him!" would be an insane defense. The policeman going "I was asked to join this group that you have sanctioned to hunt serial murderers, and I hunted one down and killed him. I wasnt outside my rights" would be entirely valid defense.
Anonymous No.721171943
>>721171229
His jump into the lake.
His jump from the balcony to the other side of the Jedis while the droids are still firing at his original position.
Anonymous No.721172021
>>721168734
Rey embodies so many traits of a Sith Lord candidate it isnt even funny
>Manifests force powers through anger
>Fights with zero technique and all fury
>Is rash, bull-headed and hot-tempered
>Doesnt care for morality or justice as long as she gets her will through
Anonymous No.721172023 >>721172156 >>721178158
>>721171579
He can move ships with his force powers as well as kill them through a teleprompter.
Anonymous No.721172071 >>721177801 >>721191584
Thinking about le rule of two, doesn't it mean the remaining knowledge of Sith power would have been gradually shrinking and shrinking from every time a master got cut down before teaching their apprentice literally everything they knew, especially if they'd been holding something back purposefully to try and keep an edge
Anonymous No.721172121
>>721144297 (OP)
>dramatically kick body into the lava
>it doesn't roll all the way and and stops short
Ludo, expectations subverted
Anonymous No.721172123 >>721172521
>>721171775
>You dont become Sith lord by being nice. The path is laden with wrath, torture and murder by definition. Jedi path isnt.
Jedi have absolutely murdered people and animals.
The Jedi path is allowing wrath, torture, and murder to happen while standing by and watching it unfold.
Anonymous No.721172156 >>721172308 >>721178158
>>721172023
That still seems to require him to be onboard the same ship to do
And sitting still with nothing to distract him
Anonymous No.721172243
>>721145131
Light... Saber
Anonymous No.721172308 >>721172423 >>721178158
>>721172156
>That still seems to require him to be onboard the same ship
It's distance. Those ships were huge.
Anonymous No.721172423 >>721172758 >>721178158
>>721172308
They were still relatively stationary to each other
It just doesn't seem practical to imagine you could do it reliably to some stranger on a different ship you can't even see while you're also evading their shooting
Anonymous No.721172521 >>721172890
>>721172123
Watching a murder happen is very different from actively murdering someone. Killing in self defense is very different from killing because someone annoyed you or was in the way of your personal gain. This isnt rocket surgery.
Anonymous No.721172721
>>721153418
lmao
Anonymous No.721172753 >>721175983
>>721145964
So, there's no afterlife? Just force ghosts and...nothing? That's pretty bleak, man...
Anonymous No.721172758 >>721172906
>>721172423
>relatively stationary
They are moving very quickly in space. Just to make sure you are on the same page of understanding relativity, is the portal answer A or B?
Anonymous No.721172890 >>721174090
>>721172521
>Watching a murder happen is very different from actively murdering someone.
Having the power to stop a murder yet doing nothing is what the Jedi literally do.
>Killing in self defense
Oh so when I murder for self gain is cringe, but when the Jedi do it to also self gain it's based.
Anonymous No.721172906
>>721172758
Yeah but they're moving together
Seems obvious that using the force on someone who's standing still relative to you is much easier than using it on someone who's moving all over the place from your POV
Anonymous No.721172915
>>721147015
>now they can be raised by the Sith to be a new generation of dark Jedi
makes more sense than murdering them
Anonymous No.721173076
>>721170000
checked
Anonymous No.721173135 >>721173190
How convoluted would things be if they brought back the Dark Jedi concept?
Anonymous No.721173190 >>721173345
>>721173135
I didn't know dark Jedi went away?
Anonymous No.721173279 >>721173734 >>721173941
>>721144297 (OP)
Realistically, what could've Obi-Wan done here had Anakin pulled out a gun. Not one of those common beam weapons designed under ((Jedi)) suggestion to be harmless against a light saber, but a basic firearm that propels a physical projectile at high speed.
Anonymous No.721173345 >>721173562 >>721206113
>>721173190
Dark Jedi and Sith are two different things, but the former is only canon in the Legends/EU continuity.
Anonymous No.721173434
>>721144297 (OP)
Source?
Anonymous No.721173474 >>721174207
>>721144780
I think the problem with Anakin is his age in the movies. Instead of being in his 20+ something, they should have made him still a teenager in episode III to justify his behavior and conversion to the dark side. The, you can justify and explain his fall with a mix of immaturity, fear of losing his loved ones, desires, ambition, being too powerful for his mental age or even some child trauma for being born a slave.
Anonymous No.721173562 >>721175772 >>721179912
>>721173345
I know they're two different things. But if there are no Dark Jedi in Disneywars, what do they call Jedi who've strayed off the path, or evil force users? Surely there has to be a name for them.
Anonymous No.721173668
>>721161850
It's great. It's much more like "Dougram without mechs" (I hope I didn't fuck up it's title.)
Anonymous No.721173734
>>721173279
I think they're called slug-throwers in universe. Projectiles can be blocked and melted by a lightsaber too.
Anonymous No.721173914
>>721161850
Pretty much the only good thing to come out of Disneywars. The prequels show us how democracy dies; Andor shows us how a dictatorship starts to fall.
Anonymous No.721173920
>>721166671
Funny how there is a cut version where Vader fights Luke in Endor, then after trying to use the same disarming move Anakin used against Dooku at that time and failing, he got btfo by Luke.
Anonymous No.721173941
>>721173279
>catch bullet and force throw it back at him faster than the gunpowder launched it
Just like my old kung fu movies
Anonymous No.721174034 >>721179404
Is Anakin even capable of running the empire?
Anonymous No.721174039
>>721145964
God is omnipresent and omniscient therefore He exists in Star Wars, and so Hell exists there as well. Enjoy burning.
Anonymous No.721174049
>>721144780
You're confusing Vader with Anakin. Common mistake.
Anonymous No.721174090
>>721172890
Stop being such a shitlord
Anonymous No.721174207
>>721173474
People don't really reach true maturity anyway until they're at least in their mid to late 20s when the human brain completes development. 18 and 21 are just the ages of when people gain certain legal privileges and adult responsibilities in some countries. You can still have that rebellious teen mindset even in your early 20s, and Anakin was 22 when he became Vader.
Anonymous No.721174650 >>721181259
>>721149769
Once Palpatine is dead, does their loyalty automatically transfers to Anakin? Or are they brainwashed to only follow Palpatine, or to only follow the Chancellor or head of government?
Anonymous No.721174858 >>721175385
I love this ship
Anonymous No.721175385
>>721174858
Those guns actually look pretty dinky, just little pistols on the wing tips
Anonymous No.721175772 >>721176128 >>721179912
>>721173562
Disney's original movie 9 had Rey become a Dark Jedi that shot lightning at the Knights of Ren
Anonymous No.721175983 >>721178161
>>721172753
No there is. Palpatine gets held back by all the Jedi he killed so he can't be reserected
Anonymous No.721176128
>>721175772
Sounds better than what we got, but still cruddy
Anonymous No.721176805
>>721152415
Just be happy Disney didn't corrupt him
Anonymous No.721177670
>>721163645
The guy who changes his mind every half decade shouldn't be taken as the ultimate arbiter in the works he contradicts himself
Anonymous No.721177801
>>721172071
It indeed does! If not for the fact that mere knowledge of things being possible through dark side is enough to somewhat copy them with enough effort the whole thing would have disintegrated ages ago
Anonymous No.721178158
>>721172023
>>721172156
>>721172308
>>721172423
Actually Vaders room in the Executor is in the bridge area so he'd be extremely close.
Anonymous No.721178161
>>721175983
>Sequels
Anonymous No.721178253
>>721144297 (OP)
KWAB
Anonymous No.721178585
>>721144670

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEZsGUqgtHQ
Anonymous No.721179404
>>721174034
Anakin's leadership skills are underrated, he was a decorated war general and a leader of men. With Palpatine teaching him the finer points of statesmanship, he'd be fine.
If Darth Vader killed Palpatine at his earliest possible convenience like in the alternate ending to the game, he'd have a rough go of things, however. Too impatient and impulsive at that point to sit back and ride the political machine, he'd fuck it up.
Anonymous No.721179912 >>721180097 >>721180414 >>721191683
>>721175772
>Knights of Ren
wasted concept.
>>721173562
they don't. not enough space in the movies for all that jazz. if disney was any good they'd use tv shows to explore eu concepts but we got acolyte instead.
Anonymous No.721180097
>>721179912
>wasted concept.
>everyone thinks the Knights of Ren are going to be the dark side corrupted students of Luke Skywalker that Ben Solo took with him when he destroyed Luke's shit and joined the dark side
>instead they amount to some scrap equipment wearing goons who might as well be random nameless mercenaries who show up in Episode IX just to get BTFO to death after showing up
>no lightsabers, no Force use, just subverted expectations
now thats what I call Disney Star Wars
Anonymous No.721180414 >>721181328 >>721182668 >>721183540 >>721195802 >>721199581
>>721179912
>but we got acolyte instead.
I've heard Acolyte is the least worst Disneywars after Andor and Mandalorian. All I know is that it was set like 500 years in the past. Why does it get such disdain?
Anonymous No.721180763
So what are the odds that Cal will fall to the dark side in the 3rd game? Seems like Jedi Survivor was setting him up to do so
Anonymous No.721181259 >>721181551
>>721174650
In the Legends comics IIRC Palpatine genuinely wanted Anakin to succeed him someday. And in Disney there is some dumb Sith Ghost possession shit he does to anyone that kills him so he likely has the clones programmed to serve whoever kills him or is his marked successor.
Anonymous No.721181328 >>721181650 >>721181748 >>721184031 >>721186221 >>721194435
>>721180414
You heard wrong. There are too many problems to list. The secret "atrocity" that the Jedi commit amounts to self defense. The light side oriented main character twin is seduced by seeing the antagonist Sith Lord's penis the day after he kills all of her friends in front of her. The dark side oriented twin flips her motivations multiple times per episode. It butchers the already retarded Disney lightsaber mood ring process by having the main character accidentally turn a lightsaber red while holding it. It introduces Darth Plagueis so that Disney can rape him too. It preempts Anakin as a person born from the Force by having a coven of Lesbian Space Witches create Force Twins. It kills its Jedi Wookie off screen for budgetary reasons despite having a giga-retard fuckhueg budget.
Anonymous No.721181551
>>721181259
In Episode III, Palpatine's mockery to Yoda about how Darth Vader would become stronger than either of them always struck me as characterizing Palpatine as a true believer in Sith philosophy who is ecstatic that one day he'll be btfo by the Chosen One that he turned to the Dark Side.
These days those Disney fuckholes probably have decided that he was going to steal Anakin's body or some shit.
Anonymous No.721181650 >>721182046
>>721181328
Can't believe they wasted Dafne Keen on this shit.
Anonymous No.721181748
>>721181328
Oh and most damning of all, it took the Neimoidians fun racist stereotypical Japanese accent and made them generic as fuck because there is no fun allowed in space.
Anonymous No.721182046 >>721182310 >>721182464
>>721181650
Dafne Keen's character was shit (not that she wrote her)
>padawan
>embarrasses Jedi Knight Yord constantly since Yord is half hard ass by the book guy and half comic relief
>shown doing kendo training with wooden swords but is capable of holding her own against the Sith Lord better than literally any of the Jedi strike force who were casually murdered one by one
>suddenly has a mutual lesbian crush on the main character from off screen character interactions?
Anonymous No.721182310
>>721182046
>writer can't come up with actual good idea for character but still wants to earn "good writer" points without real effort
>"I'll just make the character gay, and..."
It's literally that simple.
Anonymous No.721182464 >>721182660
>>721182046
I could've forgiven them all that if they hadn't covered here up from head to toe and then caked her face in hideous make-up, like, what the fuck??? Can we please ban homosexuals and women from making TV shows?
Anonymous No.721182660
>>721182464
The force is female, chud.
Anonymous No.721182668 >>721182925 >>721183127 >>721183637
>>721180414
Because it was created by a fucking psychopath. The morality makes zero sense.
The main character betrays everyone she loves in an instant because she sees a guy's dick, the entire premise is that the Jedi are evil because, in a tense situation between the jedi and witches, the lead witch decides the best thing to do was turn into a smoke monster and start to seemingly disintegrate her daughter so a jedi stabs the witch to stop her. You cannot tell me this show was made by a human, it's just all wrong.
Anonymous No.721182895 >>721192357
>>721147061
SAAR WARS
Anonymous No.721182925 >>721183105 >>721183204
>>721182668
lel I just remembered that the lesbian space witches live in a giant stone fortress that is somehow set on fire by a little girl trying to murder her sister to stop her from leaving
stone fortress, set on fire
Anonymous No.721183105
>>721182925
Don't forget the show starts with the girl having to extinguish a fire outside the hull of the ship in SPACE
Anonymous No.721183127
>>721182668
Show made by AI programed off Kathleen Kennedy's engram?
Anonymous No.721183204
>>721182925
The same thing happened to the Strong family in House of the Dragon and no one called them on it except 4chan.
Anonymous No.721183540 >>721184713
>>721180414
You should consider killing whoever told you that
They are evil
Anonymous No.721183637
>>721182668
It was made by a black jewish lesbian
The perfect black hole of morality
Anonymous No.721183929
>>721144780
>cut off your enemy's legs and leave him in in agony while he slowly burns to death
>is called a good guy
>kill your enemy in the most humane way possible by killing them quickly and without much pain
>get called evil because you kicked a dead body down a slope
The absolute state of you feminine faggots.
Anonymous No.721184031 >>721185352 >>721186221
>>721181328
The Jedi Order (including Yoda) sweeps a series of dozens of murders by Sith under the rug by fabricating a story that a Jedi Master became deranged and started murdering his comrades.
They choose to do this because this is somehow more politically expedient than admitting that there are evil Force users in the galaxy.
Rather than pointing out that only the Jedi can stand against the Sith in order to secure more political power for the Jedi, the Jedi... instead tell their detractors in the Galactic Senate that respected Jedi Masters are capable of becoming serial killers.
QUALITY DISNEY STAR WARS
Anonymous No.721184438 >>721184701
>>721145734
When this was written in the OT, Anakin wasn't some child murderer who personally slew children, he was a fallen knight who had decided to back the evil Emperor space wizard at the expense of the Republic in spite of the ideals of the people that trained and taught him. George simply went full retard.
Anonymous No.721184680
>>721145734
this anon is right
fucking speedwatchers.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w-HFv6Ms1lw
Anonymous No.721184701
>>721184438
>sure Ben Kenobi said that Darth Vader helped the Empire hunt down and exterminate the Jedi Knights
>but that doesn't mean he was some kind of murderer!
Anonymous No.721184713
>>721183540
>They are evil
That's kinda extreme. Why evil instead of just stupid or misguided?
Anonymous No.721184814 >>721184879
>>721144297 (OP)
Couldn't he have just jump to the left or right of him and then continued fighting? Why did he decide to jump over him low enough to get turned into a nugget?
Anonymous No.721184879
>>721184814
He literally wanted to do to Kenobi what he knew that Kenobi did to Maul, to prove that he was better.
Anonymous No.721184890 >>721185407 >>721185434
>>721145964
Anonymous No.721184914 >>721184986 >>721192797
>>721145734
>Nobody is too far gone
>cuts to Luke about to kill Kylo while he sleeps
Anonymous No.721184986
>>721184914
That's an issue with Disney Star Wars, not real Star Wars.
Anonymous No.721185352 >>721185698 >>721186030 >>721191839
>>721184031
What, the entire galaxy somehow forgot the Sith existed?
Anonymous No.721185407
>>721184890
well shit, maybe yous shouldn't have embraced a philosophy that demands you live by the laser sword if you're that keen on staying alive as long as possible
Anonymous No.721185434
>>721184890
>Darth Palps without a hood
Non-canon
Anonymous No.721185616
>>721144297 (OP)
how are star wars threads on /v/ always so comfy?
my theory is that the prequels are old enough to be nostalgic and the modern stuff is so patently soulless anyone with a brain would look at it and correctly refuse to let it take any mindspace
Anonymous No.721185698 >>721186362 >>721187468
>>721185352
The Sith have been extinct for a millennium! And we are handcuffed by this line so there is nothing we can do that makes sense!
Anonymous No.721185814 >>721185863
>>721145734
Where are his eyebrows
Anonymous No.721185863
>>721185814
Mustafar
Anonymous No.721186030 >>721186197 >>721186260 >>721186356 >>721190290 >>721191127
>>721185352
Bitch, Han Solo did not believe in the Force despite his best friend Chewy fighting along side Yoda in the Clone Wars.
Society as a whole in Star Wars has the memory of a gold fish.
Anonymous No.721186197
>>721186030
And that Imperial Admiral who calls it parlor tricks to Darth Vader's face and learns what force choking is.
Anonymous No.721186221
>>721181328
>>721184031
Acolyte bombed so hard it didn't get a sequel despite being set up to get a sequel and despite other dogshit disney shows getting sequels. Would it be so hard to simply declare the whole thing noncanon?
Anonymous No.721186260
>>721186030
With the small quantity of Jedi in the galaxy, I don't think it would be uncommon for people to be aware of the Jedi as religious police monks (and war generals) but not actually believe they were capable of using Space Magic. And that's before the Empire made it verboten to talk about them.
Anonymous No.721186356
>>721186030
Lets also remember in Force Awakens people didnt even believe Luke SAVIOUR OF THE GALAXY Skywalker was real.
Anonymous No.721186362
>>721185698
Given that Sith became a title rather than a species, how could it go ever extinct? All they need is some archeologist or rich collector finding some ancient tomes and bringing the concept back.
You can't fight an idea with bullets, as they say.
Anonymous No.721186487
>>721155658
Did he actually get arrested?
Anonymous No.721186537
>>721146637
Kinda
Anonymous No.721186762 >>721186929
>>721161850
It's KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.721186929 >>721187031 >>721191262
>>721186762
>be Kino Loy
>lead an inspirational epic prison break against the forces of oppression
>drowns
Anonymous No.721187031
>>721186929
it is what it is toobz
Anonymous No.721187227
>>721155658
This guy completely misunderstood Eva. So I am going to assume the rest of the videos are just as bad.
Anonymous No.721187298
>>721162385
Rogue One is shit. But Andor is pretty good.
Anonymous No.721187346
>>721154350
I meant this one
Anonymous No.721187468
>>721185698
Gorge's Lucas' weird and selective insistence on specific lines is so strange
>Dindu and Palps said the Sith ruled the galaxy, therefore 1000 years ago (I know Obi Wang said generations but muh script said years and I couldn't be assed to ever redub it) the Sith had complete and total control over the galaxy and oppressed everyone while the Jedi just sat around and did nothing until the Sith backstabbed themselves out of existence (but not really) and the jedi and the newly created Republic killed off the stragglers
Anonymous No.721187727
>>721154583
He's not that old, Darth Vader is like 45. He only seems old because despite being like 55, Ben Kenobi is a decrepit corpse man and the OT fights were choreographed like geriatrics trying to rassle.
Anonymous No.721188420
>>721146121
Hoping to trick stingy Jack and take his tricky reputation back
Anonymous No.721188437 >>721188713
>>721149678
I absolutely kneel at that texture work
Anonymous No.721188614
>>721168186
yes
i think lucas was retarded for not at least putting a stringer in the EP1 test screenings telling the audience that he was a shady motherfucker.
dooku appearing out of nowhere with no previous mention whatsoever, despite being quigon's master, was a panic pivot.
Anonymous No.721188692
>>721169436
The 212th came to watch their boss die at the hands of chadakin
Anonymous No.721188713 >>721188768
>>721188437
>someone had to spend several days texturing Sion's rock nipples
Anonymous No.721188762
>>721145241
Anakin would easily have the support of the clone troopers, he was on the frontlines of many battlefields side by side with them, they actually know him and are aware of his many exploits unlike Sidious who was juts a politician to them until very recently.
Anonymous No.721188768
>>721188713
>several days
make that 2 hours
Anonymous No.721188986
>>721168186
>all the implied force fuckery
>being one of the lynchpins in giving sheev power in the senate
>dooku coming out of nowhere
I can easily see him being the original Darth Plagueis. Imagine if every scene with Dooku was replaced by a Darth Jar Jar.
It would make the opening EP3 fight more kino because it would be the perfect time for Sheev to betray his master and then begin looking for his own apprentice, putting his years-long grooming of Anakin into motion the moment his master is finally out of the picture.
Anonymous No.721189142
Even after observing the dog vomit that has spewed forth from Disney Star Wars, I still can't conceive of anything more pants on head retarded than the Darth Jar Jar memes.
Anonymous No.721189229
>>721161850
It's the only piece of Stars Wars media that isn't written with the express assumption that you're a manchild or an actual child.
Anonymous No.721189439 >>721190149
>do you really have the right to inflict extrajudicial justice on a violent group of murderers and slavers who exist outside of any law enforcement system that could hold them accountable?
>yes
Anonymous No.721189543
>>721145734
>>721145894
>>721147871
this is basic christian doctrine that regardless of how many vile things you might have done, there's always a way to redeem yourself through repentance and faith in christ. you're all going to hell by rejecting that since you're basically just accepting to lay down and be stuck in the gutter getting raped over and over again despite God already having given you a way out of it that you can freely choose to take at any point, but you just don't.
Anonymous No.721190149
>>721189439
>goes on to be a bigger retard sith than vader ever was
Anonymous No.721190243
>>721145131
Udder kino if he has to work at a Speedway and manage the Indians there.
Anonymous No.721190248
>>721148171
Uhhh nigga, kotor?
Anonymous No.721190290 >>721191373
>>721186030
Let me put things into perspective, in any galaxy there are billions of planets. There are quadrillions upon quadrillions of sapient, intelligent lifeforms in the SW galaxy, and thats still underselling it. Most of these people will go their entire lives without seeing or hearing about Jedi. Or The Force. In fact in most cases Jedi would seem like mythical nonsense to most. So no it doesnt surprise me that Han and others are so dismissive of what they see as β€œhokey nonsense.” Remember the OT was made in mind with characters being much older.
Anonymous No.721190709
>>721168186
Darth Darth Binks is the power behind the throne
Anonymous No.721190968
>>721144297 (OP)
Still better than the Disney sequel trilogy
Thanks Jew Jew Abrams
Anonymous No.721191127 >>721191373 >>721191414
>>721186030
Are you aware that 95% of Star Wars media is centred around the most mythological and legendary figures in the entire galaxy's history?
99.999% of people will never even hear about Jedi and Sith let alone see one.
At the highest estimates before Order 66 there are only roughly 10000 Jedi.
There are 3.2 BILLION habitable systems in the Star Wars galaxy each consisting of multiple planets and it's even more when you count artificial systems such as space stations and mining operations on uninhabitable planets.
Even if you only count the The Galactic Republic it's 1.3 MILLION Major Planets and tens of millions of minor ones.
In the republic alone that's like 0.007 Jedi per planet at their absolute height of power.
Of course most beings would never have even heard of them or The Force let alone believe any of that space wizard shit is real.
Anonymous No.721191262
>>721186929
based desu
Anonymous No.721191373 >>721191490 >>721206119
>>721191127
>>721190290
And what, his best friend that he spent weeks and weeks doing long smuggling runs with never ONCE told him about his old war stories where he saw a telekinetic green midget?
Anonymous No.721191385
>>721171775
You can become a Sith Lord by being nice.
A distinguishing point of all notable true Dark Lords of the Sith is being unconventional. The rest don't live up to it.
Anonymous No.721191389
Erm chuddie the force is female and witches can give birth to sith with midichlorian girl boss magic now
Anonymous No.721191414 >>721191713
>>721191127
but the imperial system was centered around certain worlds and there was vast space in-between those worlds that no-one ever gave a shit about- it's actually a tiny universe
everyone in the senate knew about the jedi and they served the republic by acting as bodyguards to senators, so surely their people knew about them too, wouldn't everyone have an interest in space wizards?
Anonymous No.721191490
>>721191373
Maybe he thought Chewie just liked to exaggerate the ol war stories. Wookies are known to embellish tales to make the story more interesting to the listener. Like sailors.
Anonymous No.721191496
>>721168734
Rage in SW works just like in IRL. It's just amplified.
Anonymous No.721191584
>>721172071
>what are holocrons
Yes and no.
Anonymous No.721191683
>>721179912
>Knights of Ren
"Cool!"
Anonymous No.721191713 >>721191770
>>721191414
how many senators can you name from countries in other continents? literally why would you care about that let alone the weird guy who follows them around on another planet you've only ever heard of
Anonymous No.721191770 >>721191913 >>721191975 >>721192127
>>721191713
if there were wizards on planet earth right now even if there were only like 20 of them, I'm pretty sure everyone would know
Anonymous No.721191839
>>721185352
Sith occult themselves, and psy-ops are waged all the time.
Anonymous No.721191913 >>721191957
>>721191770
We have mountain monks that can allegedly do things like evaporate water off of their drenched skin or slow their own heartbeats to near death levels by meditating really hard.
We know of them, do you believe they can really do cool monk stuff or do you think it's just mystical stories that make them sound cool to tourists?
Anonymous No.721191957 >>721192129 >>721192319
>>721191913
no because that's obvious bullshit retard
Anonymous No.721191975
>>721191770
there are people on Earth right now far more powerful and influential than the average Jedi and you've never heard of them because that's partly the point of Star Wars, the jedi can't be everywhere and the real power in the galaxy is military power and influence, one space wizard with a laser sword can't even defeat a single platoon of trained soldiers in most cases
Anonymous No.721192127
>>721191770
You would not, already don't.
Anonymous No.721192129 >>721192336
>>721191957
What an interesting response about people that you know are out there but don't believe in their mystical powers because they sound like made up bullshit.
Anonymous No.721192286 >>721192470
>>721144297 (OP)
I still have no idea how Obi-Wan was able to beat Anakin when Obi-Wan regularly and easily got his shit pushed in by Dooku but Anakin managed to defeat not just Dooku but most of the Jedi Order.
Anonymous No.721192319 >>721192459
>>721191957
If you were a forklift driver on the lower levels of a ecumenopolis planet of billions of people and I tried to tell you there were guys who could deflect gunfire, lift things with their mind, and shoot lightning from their fingertips you would say the same thing.
Anonymous No.721192336 >>721192463
>>721192129
this doesn't prove anything- the jedi were demonstrably real, millions of people knew about them directly and indirectly, no such equivalent exists on earth so it's a false analogy
Anonymous No.721192357
>>721182895
Return of Raajedi
Anonymous No.721192459 >>721192849
>>721192319
the jedi existed for millennia and were influential at every stage of galactic society for like 1000 years but apparently tacitus doesn't exist in the star wars universe
Anonymous No.721192463
>>721192336
thats only true during a tiny slice of history only focusing on couple dozen planets when there are millions of them in the republic
Anonymous No.721192470 >>721192698
>>721192286
Obi-Wan was solely able to defeat Anakin because of the gorillion times they had sparred each other. He knows exactly how Anakin will fight. No other Jedi sans perhaps Mace Windu could have defeated Anakin on Mustafar.
Bonus: Anakin is conflicted about having to kill his master, he'd rather not have to do it. Thus he doesn't have his Sith eyes until Obi-Wan sets him on fire and leaves him to die.
Anonymous No.721192496
>>721154350
Now this is the life.
Anonymous No.721192698
>>721192470
He was still the inferior duelist and especially the inferior force user by all accounts. If they wanted it to be believable, they should have portrayed them more equally because Obi-Wan was made to seem pretty weak.
Anonymous No.721192738
>Will never get to be a free man who owns a spaceship exploring the stars while performing off jobs here and there to make ends meet and selling off cool things you find with your Twi'lek companion that's been with you for life and fucks (You) exclusively
What's the point in waking up /v/ros
Anonymous No.721192797
>>721184914
He then proceeds not to, which fucked over himself, Leia and Han.

Which just goes to show that Disney Wars was wrong to subvert that. Killing Kylo would've stopped him from being the big bad and they could've brought Palpy baby back earlier than they did.
Anonymous No.721192849
>>721192459
for the majority of history the jedi aren't directly and upfront involved in society or political matters, its why Sidious is able to defeat them, many years of peace time had made them bloated, pompous and arrogant unlike Jedi in the past
Anonymous No.721193063
>>721161850
It's regarded highly by Star Wars "fans." Which tells you it's probably shit like the rest of Disney Wars.

I tapped out after Rise of Skywalker. I can't do that shit anymore. Star Wars even before Disney sucked (was Gen X's Matrix), but Disney somehow made it even worse.

The ONLY good media from Star Wars is Knights of the Old Republic.
Anonymous No.721193097 >>721193413
It's not the east or the west side
Anonymous No.721193248 >>721193462
One thing that stuck with me from this book after reading it for the first time a few months ago was how it explicitly stated that, after only having his spooky nightmare vision about Padme dying the one single time, Anakin immediately decided to stop sleeping altogether. And then on top of that, he forgot to keep eating too because he was too focused on trying to figure out the Force secrets needed to "save Padme".
Anonymous No.721193329 >>721193920 >>721194769 >>721195224 >>721206081
>>721146890
It was supposed to actually. During Operation Knightfall, Lucas canon said Anakin basically fully achieved his Chosen One status and was the strongest Force user that ever was or ever would be. That's how he wiped out all opposition in the Jedi Temple, he was completely unstoppable. He was essentially a living Force God. He was knocked out of when he killed the younglings because doing that unbalanced him. He hadn't actually intended to do it, but when the kid called him "Master" which, in that particular room, caused him to lose control and drove him over the completely over the edge and when he finished hacking them down he was so shocked, ashamed and off balance that he got knocked out of his Chosen One power up. And he never was able to get it back. When he leaped at Obi Wan in ROTS, he knew he was hurling himself into lethal danger and was actually thinking deliberately hurling himself into mortal peril would help him achieved his super powers again. "You underestimate my power." It didn't. But if it had >>721144297 (OP) is exactly what would have happened. And yes Palpatine knew this would happen eventually and was actually fully committed to it. He WANTED to set Anakin up as his heir and a fully united Empire under the new Sith Chosen One Emperor. It was only once it became clear Anakin would never be able to achieve his Chosen One powers ever again because of the mental block that Sidious decided to seek immortality.

None of which you SHOWED us, Lucas. SHOW, not tell in extended materials.
Anonymous No.721193413
>>721193097
>we got death star
>(death star!)
>we got death star
>(death star!)
>we got death star
>(death star!)
Anonymous No.721193462
>>721193248
anakin was such a schizo kek, but apparently the mind-reading jedi didn't notice his school shooter tendencies (even after he murdered those tusken raiders)
Anonymous No.721193897
>>721144780
>killed him instantly
>makes sure he's dead
meanwhile obi-won left him to burn alive.
Anonymous No.721193920 >>721195175
>>721193329
Surely Anakin was operating at 100% when he was exterminating the CIS council. He's filled with so much hatred and the Dark Side of the Force that we see his Sith eyes for the first time (in contrast to the uncomfortable face he shows when he's about to school shooter the younglings). And then he would be shaken again by Padme arriving with Obi-Wan.
Anonymous No.721194025
>>721163301
you didn't watch the movie, retard
Anonymous No.721194115
>>721152415
we all do, anon
Anonymous No.721194435 >>721194787 >>721195027
>>721181328
lightsabers "turning red" is the stupidest shit ever
Anonymous No.721194769
>>721193329
>which, in that particular room, caused him to lose control and drove him over the completely over the edge and when he finished hacking them down he was so shocked, ashamed
Yeah.
He only had the seat, the Council didn't grant him the rank.
:D
Anonymous No.721194771
this is what star wars NEEDS
Anonymous No.721194787
>>721194435
It's even gayer and edgier when you remember they call it "bleeding the crystal" and involves dumping all your negative feelings into the sentient lightsaber crystal.
Anonymous No.721194909
>>721145131
Lux Madre
Anonymous No.721195027
>>721194435
It's not.
Lightsabers are purely technological items, but the meaning of crystal colors is chosen by association. Sith egregore and Jedi assumption has led to perception of red as aggression.
The rest is just transmutation.
Anonymous No.721195124 >>721196940
So thoughts on Visions? Is season 2 any good?
Anonymous No.721195175
>>721193920
The Chosen One powers are distinct from the Dark Side. Anakin truly achieved Balance for the first time in his life when he wiped out the Jedi because he truly believed they were evil, the Galaxy was corrupt and he was going to fix it HIS way, he was going to protect his wife, save the Galaxy, and he was finally beyond external limitations and petty politics (even if he he had objectively tricked and deluded by Palpatine, this was genuinely how he thought). But he knew killing the padawans was wrong and that was the beginning of the corruption setting in and his own lack of faith in himself. He tried to compensate by then willfully embracing the Dark Side but while that granted him great power again, it wasn't the same as having complete CONTROL over the Force. And Anakin couldn't master his own emotions anymore, particularly when fighting Obi Wan. He did think Obi Wan had betrayed him, was cheating with Padme and the Jedi were evil buuuuut he didn't REALLY believe it in his heart of hearts. So he could neither activate his Chosen One power or fully embrace the Dark Side to strike Obi Wan down. Anakin was still good deep inside, as only Luke could ever perceive. Of course after the battle, Anakin then actually hated Obi Wan more than anything but also hated himself even more because he knew he had lost because of all those exact reasons and was determined to kill the 'Anakin' in him so he would never be defeated again.
Anonymous No.721195224 >>721195665
>>721193329
>None of which you SHOWED us, Lucas. SHOW, not tell in extended materials.
If Lucas would show more abstract components, some would screech about pretentious writing.
Anonymous No.721195665
>>721195224
The thing about Lucas is he knows he sucks with editing, he tried to gets Spielberg to direct the prequels because he didn't have his wife to reign him in and if he had had his way the Sequels would have been truly great with someone better at movie making to turn his vision into film.
Anonymous No.721195691 >>721196025
All these jedi surviving or emerging after Order 66, and several of them have no complete stories
Anonymous No.721195772
>>721171579
>What force powers help you against a fleet of ships waiting to pop anything that tries to exit the atmosphere
Force storm lmao
Anonymous No.721195802
>>721180414
>The least worst Disneywars
Who in the world told you that
Anonymous No.721196003
>>721145734
Can't make something like this today
Anonymous No.721196025 >>721201004 >>721204037
>>721195691
>Yoda tells Luke, "When gone am I, the last of the Jedi you will be."
Anonymous No.721196107
>>721145241
>How does a war hero Sith Warlord with a victorious brainwashed military and no opposition left standing take over a Galaxy that has been carefully manipulated into needing a central authority figure?
Anonymous No.721196207 >>721200814 >>721202534
Who wins?
Anonymous No.721196695
I only ever go to Batuu to use Wicked Whims on the Star Wars NPCs. lol
Anonymous No.721196940
>>721195124
Season 2 was not made by japanese people, but by some shitty western studio, it's trash.
Anonymous No.721197042
>>721161850
The single greatest piece of Star Wars media not made by George Lucas by a significant margin.
Anonymous No.721197456
>>721145241
he can just put the cloak on and pretend to be sheev for a couple years before ceding power to his handsome young apprenctice
Anonymous No.721197542 >>721197851
>>721154434
This is how the actor playing Vader actually looked.
They just used James Earl Jones for the voice, and whatever fat old fuck this is for that one scene.

Retarded that they didn't just pay Prowse properly and have him completely own the role.
Anonymous No.721197637
Post GOAT characters.
Anonymous No.721197817
>>721152123
>When the people are too stupid to understand Star Wars.
Anonymous No.721197851
>>721197542
>Chadakin if he never burnt but still wanted to rock the Sith swag
Anonymous No.721197862 >>721198178
Episode III is the only good Star Bores movie.
Anonymous No.721197887
>>721152186
how would I know star wars has vape users
Anonymous No.721197961
From my post, I have the high ground
Anonymous No.721197975
>>721161463
consider how fat she is I'd rather her be dressed
Anonymous No.721198034
>>721146731
Starkiller games make that look like childs play. Was funny as fuck playing this busted dude killing Luke, Han, Yoda, whoever
Anonymous No.721198178
>>721197862
>tfw despite their similarities, Anakin is even more tragic than Arthas
>Arthas was born into nobility who falls into slavery before becoming Lich King
>Anakin was born into slavery and every time it looked like he would find freedom, he only found more servitude until the day he died
Anonymous No.721198423 >>721198674 >>721204579
>>721145560
Vader as Emperor could have worked for a while, but it wouldn't have lasted. The whole thing would have been more chaotically brutal than Palpatine's ordered oppression. It'd basically just end up like every military coup that happens in shitholes irl, where there are no rules for the military leaders who live in absolute luxury. That rape scene everyone got mad about in Andor would have been the norm in Anakin's Empire.
Anonymous No.721198674 >>721198874 >>721204579
>>721198423
Anakin values order, that's the whole point of the Naboo meme scene where he reveals his inner fascist. For all the Andor memes of
>well he's a child murderer, why would he draw the line at rape?
I don't really see Darth Vader tolerating state sponsored raping.
Anonymous No.721198725
>>721161263
I actually did get my ass kicked by them when I played this mod. I didn't take it seriously so I played lazily and cool looking, because jumping around a bunch of kids like a spaz didn't seem right in this scene. Little fucker ganged up on me and cut my head off.
Anonymous No.721198874
>>721198674
>I don't really see Darth Vader tolerating state sponsored raping.

You can't rape a Twi'lek though.
Anonymous No.721199167 >>721203349
>>721145131
kek
Anonymous No.721199262
I hate heroes
Destroys the flow of the battle
Anonymous No.721199581 >>721199857 >>721199905
>>721180414
>the least worse Disneywars after Andor and Mandalorian
It might actually be the worse Star Wars content ever produced, and that's counting the sequels. The only good things you can say about it, and that is a bar so low it's in hell, are Sol, Qimir, and the fight scene with actually decent choreography and people actually dying. It's so bad that Disney, the same Disney that stubbornly keeps trying to make Rey work, outright canceled Acolyte.
Anonymous No.721199857
>>721199581
Sol the character is a dumbfuck mess of a man who ends the series by allowing his Padawan to murder him for no reason. Squid Games actor man is the only one who tries though and that makes him charming amongst the sea of piss.
Manny Jacinto also does /fine/ as the Sith Lord guy. Everything else about the show is abominable.
Anonymous No.721199905 >>721200234
>>721199581
acolyte and ahsoka are the same damn show with the exact same talking points brought up by its fans (i.e both fanbases will say "yeah but look at this fight though")
just that acolyte got initial grifter hate before it even released because it was being made by a lesbian and not a straight white male

not really defending the acolyte of course, it's still shit
but it's still better than ahsoka, at least it doesn't shit on the lore, doesn't shit on existing characters, and doesn't have a fanbase who will try to excuse any criticism with some random argument like "yeah but he's georges protege" or some shit
Anonymous No.721200032
>>721144297 (OP)
pc port when
Anonymous No.721200234 >>721201024
>>721199905
>it doesn't shit on the lore
It does tho
>doesn't shit on existing characters
Ahsoka just shits on cartoon characters who I don't consider canon anyways
>doesn't have a fan base who are Filonitards
Instead they defend the Acolyte by calling those who dislike it racist chuds.
They're both absolutely bottom of the barrel. Ahsoka does also deserve to be cancelled and is only held up by being Filoni's special baby.
Anonymous No.721200332 >>721200473 >>721201536
>>721144297 (OP)
How does obiwan even beat anakin in canon? I thought anakin was supposed to be the ultimate strongest jedi by far
Anonymous No.721200409 >>721200453 >>721200815 >>721201536 >>721204753
So Anakin beats Dooku, and Dooku casually shitstomps Obi Wan... how did Obi Wan beat Anakin?
Anonymous No.721200453 >>721203123
>>721200409
High Ground.
Anonymous No.721200473
>>721200332
Obi-Wan understands how Anakin fights better than literally anyone and Anakin was off his game because deep down he didn't want to have to kill Obi-Wan. Meanwhile Obi-Wan was more at peace with having to do the fight and was in a better headspace to win it.
Anonymous No.721200814
>>721196207
>Chad Nan Ollo
Vs
>Virgin Hah Sooz
Anonymous No.721200815
>>721200409
Obi-Wan has sparred against Anakin for years
Anonymous No.721201004 >>721201939
>>721196025
>Yeah BUT she left the Jedi Order therefore she's not a Jedi so that's still true. CHECKMATE Chud!
Anonymous No.721201024
>>721200234
i disagree on points but agree that yes, ahsoka is only getting a 2nd season because of filoni
it's the 2nd least viewed star wars live action show (maybe 3rd because of skeleton crew)
Anonymous No.721201536
>>721200332
>>721200409
Obi-Wan's lightsaber style is defensive. He lets his opponent expend their energy and capitalize on their mistakes, which is why he was the one to fight Grievous. That's exactly what he does to Anakin on the bank of the lava river: goad his arrogant former apprentice into trying to jump over him like Obi did to Maul on Naboo.
Anonymous No.721201939
>>721201004
>proceeds to go back to being a jedi and being called a jedi as soon as yoda is dead

hackloni's death cannot come soon enough
Anonymous No.721202534
>>721196207
Haah Soos might have two guns but his stance is all wrong and guns aren't good against main characters in star wars anyway. Nan Ollo kicks his ass.
Anonymous No.721203123 >>721203694 >>721205936
>>721200453
The high ground was the dumbest possible way that fight could have ended. But despite thinking about it for years, I can't think up something better and I hate it.
Anonymous No.721203226
>>721144297 (OP)
anakin killed those younglings and choked out padame, but was so chill about it that palpatine had to bleed a crystal for him.
really makes you think.

how does nu-star wars actually explain this?
Anonymous No.721203349
>>721199167
Kek this shit is such a fucking joke
Anonymous No.721203694 >>721204035
>>721203123
You'll be at peace with the idea when you realize that Obi-Wan literally only said it to fuck with Anakin since he knew it would gaslight him into doing something retarded
Anonymous No.721204035 >>721206290
>>721203694
>You'll be at peace with the idea when you realize that...
No. Not really. I understand the logic, but it sort of comes out of nowhere. From a writing perspective for that to work you'd need to foreshadow it somewhere earlier in the movie by having Anakin be goaded into something equally retarded. Theres a writing technique called tripling where you have the same beat repeat three times. Maybe if Anakin had been goaded into doing something retarded twice before, and gotten away with it because of his skill and chosen one status? That'd have made Obi no-selling it actually land.
Anonymous No.721204037
>>721196025
obi-wan will tell him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkTibALwfNg
Anonymous No.721204579
>>721198423
>>721198674
Anakin's completely unhinged by the time he's fighting Obi-Wan, if he wins that fight, kills Palpatine, Padme is still probably going to die. He'd probably order every Separatist planet glassed and foment a full scale rebellion among every other system 5x faster than what happened under Palpatine.
Anonymous No.721204660
>>721147286
>old Flash animation said that Darth is "in-"
>Invader
>Insidious
Anonymous No.721204753
>>721200409
Obi-Wan was familiar with Anakin's techniques, and Dooku had better control of his emotions unlike Anakin. Anakin's recklessness, rage and aggressive fighting style made him much more sloppy in the fight, which Obi-Wan exploited to defeat him.
Anonymous No.721204831
>>721150250
mace dindu who went through the windu
Anonymous No.721204838 >>721204989
>>721144297 (OP)
So let me get this straight, Anakin betrays every friend he has and kills his entire order just because the emperor will help him save Padme's life, but he just kills the emperor after all of that? Wat.
Anonymous No.721204948
>>721145131
Reminds me of an ancient what-if comic that had a white Vader suit
Anonymous No.721204989
>>721204838
He's got the Dark Side mainlining right into his veins. Long term thinking ain't with Anakin on Mustafar.
Anonymous No.721205070 >>721205150
Kylo Ren was beyond redemption. Why?
Anonymous No.721205076
>>721154434
>so powerful he can use the force to overcome his biological limits
Anonymous No.721205150
>>721205070
Think how scary it would be to be sleeping peacefully in your bunk and suddenly you wake up to a deranged homeless man standing over your bed with a deadly weapon. Poor Ben.
Anonymous No.721205630 >>721205845
watch the bad batch.
Anonymous No.721205845 >>721206104
>>721205630
>mind control chips
>female clone of Jango Fett
nah
Anonymous No.721205936 >>721206046
>>721165159
>>721203123
This explains everything
Anonymous No.721206046
>>721205936
Spinning IS a pretty good trick.
Anonymous No.721206081
>>721193329
>was the strongest Force user that ever was or ever would be
>Blocks your path
Anonymous No.721206104
>>721205845
>mind control chips
only really relevant once in season 1, after that it's basically never brought up again
>female clone of Jango Fett
implying thats a bad thing
Anonymous No.721206113
>>721173345
Technically Dooku is a canon Dark Jedi.
Anonymous No.721206119
>>721191373
Chewbacca can't speak he just goes RAAAAAAR
Anonymous No.721206206 >>721206326
>>721145734
What that other anon said isn't exactly wrong. Just because some thing happens in the later part of the movie doesn't invalidate the overall rule of how the force works.
Fun fact: Lucas doesn't think Anakin/Vader redeemed himself in the end. He just stopped the horror.
Anonymous No.721206290 >>721206803 >>721207128
>>721204035
>by having Anakin be goaded into something equally retarded
Hm yes if only there were a scene where somebody goads Anakin into killing a bunch of 8 year olds by promising him that the dark side can save people from death which Anakin accepts without asking for a single shred of evidence that it's possible (it isn't).
Anonymous No.721206326
>>721206206
>Lucas didn't think that Anakin was redeemed
>despite this he gave him dialogue stating he was and then showed him getting into space heaven alongside his jedi master
Getting mixed signals here, Georgie.
Anonymous No.721206757
>>721170873
>Anakin always chooses family. Every single time
Except for the whole choking and killing pomade thing.
Anonymous No.721206803 >>721207160
>>721206290
>which Anakin accepts without asking for a single shred of evidence
Anakin did his best to wait for evidence before having anything to do with Palpatine. He immediately turns Palpatine over to the Jedi when he reveals himself as a Sith Lord. He clearly intended on continuing to investigate Palptine's claims while Palpatine was in custody. It's only when Mace Windu is in the process of execution that Anakin's hand is forced and he chooses to believe in Palpatine's lie about his knowledge because the alternative would be losing the chance forever. And after that it's too late for Anakin to go back.
For all the memery about Anakin's fall, that aspect is actually cleverly written.
Anonymous No.721207128
>>721206290
Within the context of a fight, I mean. Unless you can find a certain point of view where Anakin killing the younglings can be linked to him losing the duel against Obi wan. I want a plot example of "Anakin goaded into retardation" and not "Anakin being a retard". They aren't the same.

For a series about grand multi-stanza rhyming poetry lets be real. The end of Anakin vs Obi Wan was... more of a limerick.
Anonymous No.721207160
>>721206803
Stopping Windu from killing Palpatine is reasonable, even killing him is reasonable to protect the slim chance Sheev was telling the truth. But he becomes a comical supervillain in the span of like 20 minutes after that. He can't start by demanding proof after saving the guy's life? Not to mention he continues to follow the guy's orders even after Padme dies, but of course that's not really relevant to Anakin being a retard in the prequels.
Anonymous No.721207353
KINO