>*le epic crescendo tediously builds over 15 minutes by beating a musical passage that might sound cool like a dead horse*
>*followed by 10 minute epic free form ambient/drone passages, so riveting*
>oh my god you guys le evil supermarket chain doesn't let illegal mexican windshield washers to scam people on their premises, isn't capitalism mean and not awesomesauce? :(
>oh my god you guys society doesn't allow you to sleep on the beach like a fucking bum from the 1920s anymore, what has the world come to? we'll make some old faggot or tranny read lines over dramatic piano or violin so you better start crying right now
>alright back to the 6th shitty crescendo of the album that totally doesn't get old by the third listen
Can't believe I liked this gay shit when I was 15