>>513160793
The most vivid memory is me taking the subway. Everywhere is basically empty. This young woman with big tits and deep cleavage got on, looked around, and sat down in my aisle. She crossed her legs, took out her phone and pretended to be busy. Yeah right. I gently shook my head, got up, and moved to the adjacent aisle. Holy shit the look on her face. She got super mad - her face visibly red. Put her phone back in her handbag, uncrossed her legs and started tapping her feet in anger. Looking back I must have really insulted her. That wasn't my intention though, I just don't like aggressive women. They are nothing but trouble.

>>213582310
No no no, the gist of the story was that learning the universal language allows you to travel through time or some shit. Guess what, if the aliens knew how to travel through time they could just as easily have traveled through time themselves.