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Any kind of contrarianism. Dead or low magic world? He just has to be the very last wizard. Elf PC in the group? His character is racist against elves and he's -just playing his character-.

Normie or geek with normie energy. Despite what the suits at Hasbro think, normies don't belong in TTRPGs. Normies think it's lame to actually care about anything so they dole out measured disinterest, purposefully try to break tension with inappropriate jokes, and otherwise undermine games from within like termites.

MMO/WoW jargon like "build".

Podcast/forum warrior who hasn't actually played IRL before. I guarantee they'll get mad and quit when the game doesn't live up to the idealized idea of gaming they've conjured in their head over the years.

a nice even challenge, LOL.

1st level party insists on traveling to and attacking your barony's ancient dragon? You should scale him down to 2 or 3 HD to ensure they can beat him (you DO allow your players to attack the dragon in session 1, right? You don't stifle their creativity or railroad them, right?)

Your 10th level party returns to their hometown and decides to check into the old goblin mine from their first adventure? The mine they decided to skip in favor of slaying Le Epic Dragon? That mine should now be filled with 10 HD Goblin Champions wielding +3 weapons and possessing powerful artifacts..

I could have sold this to MoMA 3 years ago, but I fear I've missed the bus. They may actively be avoided Queer Art now for all I know. What do u guys think?