Found a dead headless snake while I was cleaning my backyard. Pretty sure it's non venomous but it still scared the shit outta me.

A massive fucking monitor lizard got into my house after it rained for a whole day...

How do you do, anons? I'm currently shitting my ass cause I ate spicy ramyeon for dinner.

I need to fuck AAAAAHHHH

My body is aching all over anon

I wanked so hard my cock bled

I'm tired boss...