>YOU DARE OPPOSE FAG MARRIAGE????
>IT IS TIME FOR........ LE BOSS FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
>260 HP 24 AC FAG MARRIAGE MINIONS ACTIVATE!!
>5d8 RADIANT DAMAGE EVERY ATTACK!!!!!!
>12d12 RADIANT DAMAGE WHENEVER ATTACKED!!!!!!!!!!!
>RADIANT ORB SO YOU CANT DO ANYTHING IF YOU ARENT 20 IN AT LEAST TWO STATS
>GLOBE OF INVULN AS BONUS ACTION???
>BANISHING MELEE SMITE!!!!!! WITH 64 EXTRA DAMAGE!!!!
>AND THERES THREE OF THEM!
>YOU WILL PAY FOR OPPOSING LE EPIC REDDIT FAG MARRIAGE!!!!!
>OBNOXIOUS SIDECUT DYKE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If someone pulled this dog crap at our table we would be telling the local PD about him. Whoever designed this fight, and made the reward five thousand gold has actual derangement.