>The Texas Chain Saw Massacre played in theatres on August 18
>i go see it
>at the end of the movie, instead of cutting to credits:
>"WE NOW PRESENT YOU A SNEAK PEEK AT CHAINSAW DREAMS STARRING PATTON OSWALT"

>15 minutes of patton oswalt literally spreading false information about "Man Bites Dog" and texas chainsaw

i shit you not he was literally completely wrong in every word he said.

YEAH THANKS FOR INTERUPPTING THE CREDITS SO I CAN HEAR THIS FAT BITCH TELL *ME* ABOUT *MY* FAVORITE MOVIE EVER

AND FOR HIM TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT "MAN BITES DOG"

COMPLETELY WRONG IN EVERYTHING HE SAID

I KNOW YOU ARE A FUCKING LIAR IVE SEEEEN THE FUCKING MOVIE

Oh, and now I am seeing Stephen King will be in the documentary as well

just an ensemble of jewish pedophiles