Hello, Ranchalanche! Your waifu could stand to lose a few, but I'm your Santa this year. I already have the perfect gift in mind. It was a limited run and only 10 exist, but I don't mind giving one as a gift. ^:)

Other goodies will come included as well. Last year I gave my santee some regional honey. I don't want to send the same thing again to another santee because it feels like cheating, but would you like some Tupelo honey as well?

what a fat piggy