Siouxsie's piss: Dark, inky goldenrod with rich aromas of grapes, cherries, and pears. Palate is balanced with slight tartness and a dry, cleansing finish. Leaves a refreshing aftertaste.

Siouxsie's poop: Long, soft chestnut logs with visible nuts and greens. Texture is a bit gritty Flavor hints of almonds, spinach and tilapia. Pungent odor.