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Joanna's piss: pours a nearly flat jonquil with a bouquet of currant and peppers. Palate is chewy and cheesy with the flavor matching the bouquet and a slight hint of cedarwood. Finish is wet and refreshing.

Joanna's poop: Thick, dense turds bole in color with an aroma of barley and chicken. Bready texture with a yeasty, meaty flavor with a hint of spring greens.

Brody's piss: a fizzy, bubbling gold with a potent bouquet of pomegranates, kiwis and oranges. Astringent, burning, sharp palate which leaves a slight film if left to sit on the tongue for an extended period of time. Flavor barely matches the aroma and leaves a harsh finish.

Brody's poop: runny, gooey turds with a nutty grit largely because of vegan diet. Texture has a slight crunch amid the goo which will dribble if careless. Flavor hints of peanuts, almonds, radishes, onions beans and cabbage

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Siouxsie's piss: Dark, inky goldenrod with rich aromas of grapes, cherries, and pears. Palate is balanced with slight tartness and a dry, cleansing finish. Leaves a refreshing aftertaste.

Siouxsie's poop: Long, soft chestnut logs with visible nuts and greens. Texture is a bit gritty Flavor hints of almonds, spinach and tilapia. Pungent odor.

Courtney's piss: pours a dingy yellow with barely any bubbles and a bouquet of strawberries, apricots and lemon. Palate is oily and a bit flabby with a cloying flavor. Dull finish which leaves the mouth feeling dirty.

Courtney's poop: formed but caramel turds tar-like brown in color. Texture is as gooey as appearance with a flavor reminiscent of poppy and trout. Slight peanut butter aftertaste.

do kate bush and olivia

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Kate's piss: pours a bubbling, golden poppy with a distinct aroma of peaches and lemon. Tart palate with the flavor matching the aroma with a crisp finish.

Kate's poop: soft maroon turds with a pungent aroma of onions, peppers and shallots. Intense flavor of fish and greens that leaves a sticky aftertaste.

Zooey's piss: a crisp, clean liquid, pale straw yellow in color with hints of gold, it has floral honeyed perfumes, a soft flavor and a dry bittersweet finish with a mere hint of salt.

Zooey's poop: A solid chewable turd of a visually pleasing classically elongated shape, the color of Irish coffee with caramel, with just the right amount of liquid and fiber to achieve the much sought after melts-in-your-mouth effect, leaving a pleasant earthy aroma on your tongue, reminiscent of truffle-stuffed baked French potatoes.

do Brett Anderson

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Olivia's piss: a bright candlelight yellow with a powerful bouquet of grapes, kiwis and lemon. Palate is highly tannic with a tart mouth feel that leaves a very dry finish.

Olivia's poop: elongated, formed, cigar brown turds with a spicy aroma of serranos, onions and peppercorns. Texture is dense with a distinct flavor of ground beef, pork and fish with a hint of spinach.

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I don't do men.