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Yeah, cool speech, Jeff. Real inspiring. Hey, quick question though—do you ever actually see the people when you talk to them, or are you just picturing a bunch of little Monopoly men bowing at your feet?
Because while you were sipping gold-flake soup and dunking on anonymous frog avatars, your pilot called. He says the jet won’t start because it’s been stuffed with wet bread. I didn’t do it, but I know who did, and they say you owe them $4.27.
And you know what, maybe that’s fair. You’ve been walking around like you own the air, Jeff. Like every breath you take is a dividend. But here’s the truth—you’re not in a zoo watching them. You’re in the cage, man. We’re outside. And we’re rattling it.
