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>February 2026 rolls around
>emergency Presidential statement from the White House
>"My heart goes out to the American 'wee-a-boos' who had to endure these grueling months. I have been working diligently with the top figure experts, the BEST ones, I tell you these guys are geniuses- and women too! SMART, GENIUS, collectors! How about that? Wonderful people. First I want to show you all my Japanese figurine collection."
>*shows room full of 1/4 anime figure bunnies*
>"This is my bunny room. Heh, not the bunnies the American people are used to. They keep the White House safe from the LIBERALS trying to make American men weak. Sleep Joe wouldn't have this during his time here. Maybe Clinton would have."
>*moves to next room lined with deltofs and the most expensive Japanese figure lines*
>"And this room is my favorite. You see this one, this is the best figure- I tell you what folks, we've been waiting for this one for years. See, you can take his gun out. Look at that. Ain't that wonderful."
>*continues playing around with the Char figurearts*
>"Anyways, I had to make sure we restricted importing to avoid competition with the top CHINA collectors. They're sending their worst I tell you. And little rocket man, I told you I'd win this competition. I now have the BEST figure collection in the world- the BEST. There's nothing like it. Okay, thank you for your time folks. Tariffs are now canceled, EXCEPT FOR CHINA. Okay God bless."