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>>513917762
They don't seem to be armed, and they're waddling around like fat penguins with armloads of chicken strips. I'm pretty sure you could just stand up and give one a shove and they'd topple right over like the topheavy lardasses they are. Anon has a point about the others though, you never know who's gonna jump up to suckerpunch a good sameritan who just stopped a robbery in progress. I won't go to cities anymore.

>>511417603
Where in the hell do you even store a corpse-sized hunk of rubber during the majority of the time you're not masturbating with it? Cleaning and putting it away must be some post-nut clarity depression fuel, I'd imagine.