Thread 513911298

>>513911298 (OP)
Is there a filter for every humo thread that is unblessed or actively cursed?

>>513911412
Nigger I just created the thread. Give it time.. A leaf will come.

>>513911602
I know, but I'd like to filter out pretty uch all of /poll/ except the once in a blue moon funny humor/humour thread.

>>513911298 (OP)

Ustedes, racistas patéticos, nunca dejan de hacerme reír con sus hilos de "humor político". Acéptenlo, la mayoría de los políticos de color tendrán mucho más éxito que cualquiera de ustedes, vírgenes tristes. Están en el lado equivocado de la historia, supérenlo, perdedores.

>>513911602
If you post it, leafs will come

>>513911911
>911911
reminds me of that national tragedy

>>513912127
be quiet anon, you're french

LMAO you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "/pol/ humor time" threads; face it, most POCs will be infinitely more successful than you will ever be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers!

>>513912233
>Anglo has never heard of aquafresh before

>>513912285
hon hon hon it's called colgate here, the cheapest one for plebs

>not one mention of a single fighter bomber or a zippo tank nicknamed Rice Cooker in 'Nam
Missed opportunity if anything.

>>513912261
thank you leaf. you are dismissed.

>>513911812
This is hard curse to write a filter for.

>>513914475
More like a bitch party, am I right?

I am having a shitty day but posting in this thread makes me feel like I've done something

/g/ says im gay and die ;( but they young drawings child. Hippocrates, very bad place

>>513914829
Same. I can't stand weekends.

>>513914829
You have a forehead strength
hope to improve day. Thumb up

>>513914948
Americans no longer sad for the towers :( i have a lot of the sad for many though, hold for others, but n64... smile

>>513914991
Damn I wish I was that handsome
I would do the exact same thing now but while breaking hearts

>>513915283
>Americans no longer sad for the towers

>>513911298 (OP)
something is funny about that

Post it all to do homebrew translate app, against the censorship of sex google, local llm very high smallness, the computer can be 2005 good linguistic usage, against demon spying for microphone

>>513915690
FUCK JANNIES!

>>513915390
Was ever there, ethnicity sub saharan for your love, but withheld the nice ethnicity and gave to israel.

>>513915543
that some type of scary place, underground base

>>513914436
kek, was this actually a line?

>>513912261
Thank God.
I can now peruse this thread.

>>513914475
They did this shit at a lot of the beach clubs around NJ.
It's basically to keep your club at least majority white or Italian.

english speaking disapproving the quality linguistics :( trash code

>>513915833

Wat

>>513911298 (OP)
There is no man made fission process
anywhere

>>513914475
RIP Brother

>>513913855
kek

>>513912478
I hate to be that guy, but she looks like a dude. Was Anne Frank a tranny? I know kikes are dysgenic, but come on that's a dude.

>>513915543
Kekk

>>513914475
So, no niggers. Got it.

>>513912078
New 911 doc just dropped couple hours ago. Just started watching it so not sure if it's shit or not.
https://rumble.com/v6xtnzu-codex-911-premiering-aug-24th-6pm-et.html

>>513916132
You can see that the bull has a rope attached and I don't know how but it snagged the guys leg
In the second and very similar shot he is being dragged

>>513914642
More like a no nigger/wigger party

>>513914475
That's awfully long list to just ban niggers (regardless of skin color).

>>513915357
kek

>>513913738
Story?

>>513915543
You don't need the liquid feed, just put vitamins in it.

>>513911298 (OP)
yes
https://youtu.be/6PTk_oCC2CU

>>513917117
Wish I could tell you

>>513917117
>>513913738
Bumping for story.

>>513911812
iDios Mio!

>>513917226
They're just fat people in masks, you can simply knock them over wtf

>>513912233
>Colgate country
>French

What? He is a toothpaste not a frog

>>513912364
>Brit bong knows what toothpaste is

Honestly, I’m impressed. Are you upper class?

>>513917493
They may have been brandishing before the camera was pulled out
Or maybe they just assumed the niggers had weapons and figured it wasn't worth it, since you know, they're also a protected species
You never know how many are part of that tribe either, and it's smack in the middle of the city
Just shouldn't have been there in the first place

>>513917226
Are those fattys actually packing any heat? Or any weapon at all? I don't really see any, why would anyone give up their shit to those lardos?

>>513917279
Well that sounds safe

>>513918111
Good times at the La Quinta.

>>513917455
What in the actual fug

>>513917834
>>513917762
They don't seem to be armed, and they're waddling around like fat penguins with armloads of chicken strips. I'm pretty sure you could just stand up and give one a shove and they'd topple right over like the topheavy lardasses they are. Anon has a point about the others though, you never know who's gonna jump up to suckerpunch a good sameritan who just stopped a robbery in progress. I won't go to cities anymore.

>>513918111
based

>>513918111
I think I love her.

>>513918111
SIEG HEIL
THE BEAUTY OF THE WHITE WOMAN MUST NOT PERISH FROM THIS EARTH

>>513918338
I would on the spot propose if my gf told me she beat the fuck out of some sheboon at work

>>513917048
Honestly, now I’m questioning it

>>513913683
>>513913855
>>513913914
>>513914475
>>513915357
Anon single handedly save this thread. Say something nice to him.

More than meets the eye

>>513918482
Maybe they enjoy making us laugh :D

>>513917117
nerve gas. no one found out.

>>513917279
this is one of the funniest things i've read in a while.

>>513914675
>indian nasa

>>513918546
No need
I already get (what I would consider) 300 buckerooni gift art of my waifu because people think she's cute and they like the gimmick
https://files.catbox.moe/s2rh1p.jpg
This thread was a mere crossing of paths but the threads have been suffering lately so I should d/bump more

>>513917117
I reverse image searched it a while back and apparently it's some dude that had a girlfriend that died. He didn't kill her but he went to the morgue to pick up her body, took this selfie and then posted it on Facebook.

>>513917713
I've come in very close contact with it on several occasions anon
upper higher class

>>513919453
Isn't it crazy how they murdered that function so swiftly? Too easy to trace bikini pics to their source I guess haha

>>513915897
No, the Sopranos was a pretty kiked show in the end, David Chase is pretty much an honorary Jew.

>>513919365
The guy that scrawled this graphic doesn't know that niggers would not be running the independent nigger state.

>>513912233
Will be visiting UK next week. Will I need a license to browse pol? Will I get IP traced and arrested for saying nigger on here? Do you need a vpn to access?

>>513911298 (OP)
Hey, man, that's racism.

>>513919883
Isn't it also crazy that you can just take a picture of a bridge somewhere and wait around for someone to "save" you and then get your bills paid

>>513919781
It's less of a state really and more of a zoo with a very long and tall wall that's guarded by men with guns who love their job too much
What goes on behind the wall is nobody's business

>>513913855
is this deliberately mixing up the socialist meme with negros stitching together a story about how they were a victim? in that case, what would the "failure" have been, you know, like the socialism collapse?

is this to say that when society takes a shit that they try and drug everyone? cuz that's what's happening. there is also an overly strong emphasis on the negro here. or is it simply saying that the burn loot murder people were useful idiots in the socialist's push for socialism and they be left smoking cracking instead of digging ditches afterwards? is that also implying that in the 80s when all the niggers were smoking crack it was because of some other socialist push that failed? also, does the author mean to say negros are equal to americans and they would simply fit into the crack smoking role of socialism? do they mean to say that they're equal but oppressed because they're skin is black? or is the author saying negros are lesser?

>>513914475
I take offense with these

not hue but worth seeing

>>513916882
That poor eel.

>>513920554
Yeah, me too but remember, it's to keep niggers out, you could probably show up in camo and workboots and nobody would look at you twice(unless you are Italian).

>>513920534
you think too damn much
The point of the meme is that they fronted as doers and go-getters and still are today but are/were smoked crack
There's the original where the nigger is a LGBTQ commie and is saying "There seems to be a mistake. I planned on writing poetry" and the gulag guard is yelling "MINE THE FUCKING COAL!!!"
The joke is that the nigger is completely innocent and was totally forced to do the bad thing against his will by the government when he actually had good intentions, and definitely did not gleefully fall for it
Not exactly, I have a bad memory

>>513916132
Ain't no bullshittin'.

>>513916270
His pre-transition first name was actually Frank as well. Frank Frank.

>>513920534
The comic is claiming that niggers would be successful and hard working, productive members of society if the FBI hadn't forced them to become crack addicts.
The BLM logo is anachronistic as the institution did not exist when crack first 'ravaged' black communities.

The AUTHOR is suggesting that the comic is humorous and therefore also claiming that the events depicted in the comic are NOT accurate. While leftists like to excuse niggers for their wrongdoings and violent culture by claiming that they have been systematically oppressed for generations, the truth is that crack or no, they still would not have accomplished anything or helped better one another.

>>513917117
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/09/19/boyfriends-viral-selfie-dead-girlfriend-stolen-morgue-is-thankfully-a-hoax_n_5849014.html

>>513915543
Roosh actually had a funny article about fat camp back in the day, it had something like "you wake up to a text that says 'holy shit you're fat'"

>>513921173
thought this was lemongrab

>>513917493
>get in to altercation over three chicken nuggets and half a coke
Yes, that is a rational risk/reward assessment.

>>513921245
Better than mine, by far

>>513918111
s-she's fast

>>513921496
doo doo bug

>>513915357
That's $10 per drink lol

>>513913683
vroom vroom

>>513917762
>gold chain was, in fact, not gold

>>513920989
Would

>>513915690
Back in 2007 my little brother had a video on his flip phone of me on the ride home after getting puddled at some stupid Halloween jam band event. I remember riding through the cosmos on a quarter machine rocket ship but it was just us driving down country roads while giggling and saying "vroom vroooooom". Extremely effective and one of the few times I went on the kind of trip normies think acid puts you through.

>>513920534
No, it's literally the story of how glowniggers defeated the Black Panthers because glowniggers are weak and the BP made them shit their pants.

>>513915357
So he's yet another feminized/judaized "male".

>>513922471
It feels good knowing I'm the only retard who cared enough to put together the screens and that op is getting the attention it deserves

>>513923192
I genuinely it's the kind of spiritual/moral depravity that I believe circumcision is intended to cause, yes

>>513917226
Where's Judge Dredd when you need him?

>>513917762
The settings got me.

>>513923531
>Total nigger death
>Total kike death
>Total b__ death
>Total poo death
What am I missing?

>>513913914
>Trying to impress someone by volunteering her to work overtime

>>513919365
>Almost entire midwest gone
>DC gone
Please take the rest of Ohio and Michigan and we have a deal! You can have commiefornia too.

>>513923202
ppsd
poojeet passive self defense

my art

>>513923202
>Smells so fucking bad even wild animals wont eat them
Perfect defense achieved

>>513923362
It's obviously fake, but there is a real correlary. Just like with fake job postings (which exist for other reasons), fake rental postings are commonplace now in some areas because the real estate agency makes more on application fees than renting out the apartment.

>>513918546
POOPIE RAPIE

>>513919686
I'm glad I'm not the only nigger who noticed this. In the early 2010's you could reverse image search anything and get back the original result. Now it's useless. Even pics I had reversed in the past can't be done now.

>>513921504
if it were MY three chicken nuggets and half a coke we would have a 'general principle' situation

>>513912417
why does it have bars on the window. what if that thing rolls over into a river and they cant get out or catches fire.
how will they get out

>>513924714
THANK YOU

>>513924246
as expected from those fecal obsessed subhumans (not the jews this time)

>>513911812
el kek

>>513923016
Fuck, imagine living like this

>>513924114
saved

>>513921173
The good old times are coming back.

>>513917834
photo op
apparently this is 'humor' considered funny among them

>>513920850
>There's the original where the nigger is a LGBTQ commie and is saying "There seems to be a mistake. I planned on writing poetry" and the gulag guard is yelling "MINE THE FUCKING COAL!!!"
i know what the original is.

>The joke is that the nigger is completely innocent and was totally forced to do the bad thing against his will by the government when he actually had good intentions
see this is what i wanted to get at. i think the real generalization of the negros' participation in the riots was more akin to what we see in africa where it's an economically poor place that looks trashed. to say blacks are an innocent force trying to fight the government doesn't really make sense. they were attacking average people and the government never suffered any consequences. your premise is incorrect, which i believe renders the image meaningless. further, why would the government make him to the "Bad thing", in this case smoke crack? the point of the original meme is that the victim didn't want to work at all, then they were forced to work. no one is getting productivity out of people who do hard drugs.

>>513926570
>This is my county
Fucking grim.

>>513918546
>pic
A two-second 0-60 is hard to beat though. The soulless EV will give you exactly what you want with zero hesitation and zero personality, and due to a mix of volatile political and economic incentive factors, it's cheaper than ever to attain. Personally I like that.

>>513912078
i walked through blood and bones

>>513914829
Jerememe looking rough these days.
Damn.
All that dancing in Ibiza with black guys really took a toll on him.

>>513926890
I thought it was hilarious that they only show thr nigger sheboon for .5 seconds kek

>>513921245
>The comic is claiming that niggers would be successful and hard working, productive members of society if the FBI hadn't forced them to become crack addicts.
How does this relate to the irony of the original where the person was working with the government originally?

it's like the image is mocking people who think negros were forced to take crack. bringing up the CIA selling crack here though implies that they really were holding them down from becoming better at something because well, the CIA really did sell crack to them. they did not force them to take it though. furthermore, selling crack to people *would* probably hinder anyone from being a doctor. it's implying the hard drugs do not have detrimental effects; this is an unintended implication by the image, nevertheless it's there. and the only way it makes sense from here it to say that the smart ones could have just chosen to not smoke the crack and become a doctor. it makes it sound like they were forced to smoke crack (again going back to the original meme's meaning, plus the yelling by the CIA agent reinforces this implication), and then that muddies the discreteness of the notion that they'd all never make it anyway.

i guess the asynchronicity of the BLM logo with the crack reference also throws things off, because these events occurred at different times.

>>513921536

>>513917226
>chicken spot bandits
Added to the list.

>>513927063
>I literally do not care.

>>513926890
it just keeps getting worse
but don't worry friend, it's still got a ways down to go

>>513912478
not only did her diary get published everywhere, it also had parts about her being sexually curious about other girls and masturbating.

good thing her dad wrote it!

>>513913638
even their cars are poop brown.

>>513919686
>>513924446
What? These built in functions work pretty well

>>513920073
>Aya survived the 41% filter
Holy shit, kudos to 'em.

>>513914475
>>513916746
I've seen a more efficient dress code at bars and clubs in the US. They simply require that men are wearing belts. This alone keeps out the majority of non-whites.

If I'm ever stuck near an Indian like on a train or something I'll loudly blast mundian to bach ke so they can hear it from my earbuds

They eye me but never say shit there seething is palpable

>>513915357
>have to actively arrange meetings
>have to coax applicants to buy a drink
>passive

Assuming that the shortest meeting is 30 minutes, that's still a lot of work for potentially getting 10 dollars.

>>513919686
>>513924446
search is no longer a free service to the public. only certain clients are allowed to pay for the better search engine;

>>513920554
>No workboots
AYO *smacks lips* WHATCHU MEAN I CAN'T WEAR MY TIMBS, Y'ALL KNOW HOW MUCH DOUGH I DROPPED ON THESE BITCHES!?!?
MAN, FUCK YOU.

>>513928234
"AI" image search lobotomized them because of lets google push ad weighted results instead of showing you the exact image hash on every site hosting it. Which means you get pictures of bikinis for sale or generic mindgeek Goyhub pornography instead of knowing what the too soon meme is.

It also memory holes whatever they want because they still know the image hashes.

>>513924872
Only way to know for sure is try.

NEW PAGE

>>513929672
> NEW PAGE
the what

>>513919472
based Jap lmao

>>513911298 (OP)
Not funny. Japan should be respected

>>513928431
that look of fear on his face after she stops him says everything

>>513918193
Indian using a shitter.
Reactions are not staged.

>>513931964
nigger

>>513916882
eel-advised activities?

>>513911298 (OP)
>instant rice
here's my 60 second rice cooker

>>513915690
any form of this is worth looking into.
unsure the delivery mechanism or potency of anything else though.
Maybe psilocybin spores?
Can DMT be aersolized? - the trip is short though.
Anything which can affect police dogs? Having a dog go psycho would be a distractor, disorganized, sow chaos behind their rank.
Needs one help from chemistry and drug anons.

>>513934073
I know liquid lsd can be taken via drops applied to the eye, imagine aerosolised it would work if it gets in the eyes/nose/mouth. Potentially even via the skin if it's potent enough/there's enough of it.

Not volunteering to be a guineapig though

>>513932205
this is driving in minnesota. whoever designed the roads in minnesota is a fucking idiot. just put the signs further out and you're going to have to blast through hills if needed in order to make the roads less twisty and turny.

>>513917455
Kek, not a good idea in a Polish school.

>>513934257
it absolutely would
the cia did this
liquid lsd is hard to get these days, I think
>MKUltra
https://www.npr.org/2019/09/09/758989641/the-cias-secret-quest-for-mind-control-torture-lsd-and-a-poisoner-in-chief
something more accessible, easily deliverable i.e transfers through skin, and as debilitating

>>513934499
Anyone remember Monkey Chow anon?

>>513915690
>>513934073
>>513935185
All you need is some DMSO (Dimethyl sulfoxide) and L in a water gun. Maybe a fire truck for a whole riot...

>>513927227
looking for your brother that was in canada at the time?

>>513930032
He said "NEW PAGE"
Or are you new? That comic is a classic. I have no idea what it's about, what it's called, or who makes it. But some anon that is obsessed with it makes sure to update all of the big boards (/a/, /v/, and /pol/) whenever the artist makes a new page. Truly admirable.

>>513920989
>If Usha Vance was white, she'd be white.

>>513931964
He sees a black man screaming then a bunch of video game characters spawn into his living room?

>>513918111
thicc vs fatt

>>513911812
>thread was desecrated
I don't think the thread can be uncursed nao

>>513932205
just u-turn like a floridan indian truck driver
or use google maps

>>513917455
>holding
nah these motherfucker still refusing to poo in the loo

>>513917226
When I was younger I thought robbing the liquor store meant that you would steal the liquor.
I'm an alcoholic btw

>>513937703
>I'm an alcoholic btw
the flag told us that

>>513938070
That's an outdated meme though, Brits for example are more alcoholic and more depressed than Finns nowadays.

>>513917226
This must be a skit because this is just like scenes from that Fun With Dick And Jane movie

>>513923512
The grandpa wasn't wrong. They called it "Das Dritte Reich" back then

>>513938129
Still way funnier than anything that ever came out of India.

>>513913855
Crack was invented by the cia as well as lsd

>>513938646
we have way more diluted niggers, and yes they're not as funny.

>>513926570
>AOC is a trekkie

>>513911812
Jose has since been deported for this vile post.

>>513928179
That's not paint

>>513915833
like in looney tunes!

>>513916882
and why can i never find videos of people inserting full eels in their asses on porn sites?

>>513917762
>>513917834
>>513918196
>somebody is walking around filming them
>steps outside with them
>they never get mad at him
It’s a fake video, my dudes. Film a nigger committing one of their many crimes and you will be yelled at and accosted.

>>513911812
I hate spics so heckin' much
>spics are just light skinned niggers.

>>513913914
Hobbies won't: Fuck niggers, take your house, destroy your life and turn your children against (You), nigger.

>>513941493
Rotisserie chicken

>>513941768
>>513941982
Karl!

>>513917048
Look at the length of her ring finger, extremely high test.

>>513942257
I was thinking a turd in the toilet

>>513911812
Cursed, but I respect it

>>513944680
Help im choking on a ginger snap

>>513923202
>Pajeet smells so bad that Lion decided that dying of starvation is a better fate than eating a pajeet
Lmao

>>513921802
peak mutt education right here

>>513945220
I rate this casserole 5/7

>>513920464
Prickle snorts a cute

>>513945220
Lasagna de macaco?

>>513934257
I'm legitimately terrified that the cartels are going to figure out that fent is functionally a chemical weapon on par with v series nerv agent. A batery powered nebulizer placed overhead in a high traffic public space could make the sarin gas attack in Japan look like a childs prank.

>>513945220
Start doing this!

>>513945220

Sorry you're retarded Brazilbro.

50 to 60 interviews a day.

Roughly half of them buy drinks from the machine, so we'll just say 30 of them do.

The guy says he makes $300 a day in income from this, so 300 divided by 30 is 10. He would have to be making $10 per drink to make $300 a day in passive income.

>>513931964
This shit has my dying bro. My fucking sides

>>513922471
4meoDMT, but with your eyes closed (at least periodically), that's more of a normies idea of an LSD trip, chemical mushrooms, more mushroom than mushrooms. Any leaf can just buy it too!

LSD was great though, the "bleeding", and light effects are nice, traffic lights are fucking awe-inspiring if you're out wandering. I didn't realize a lot of LSD has meth-oil as some ingredient, but it definitely winds you up a lot!

>>513912233
>British fuck doesn't recognize toothpaste.
This shit writes itself.

>>513938883
Lsd wasn't invented by the CIA you retard. It was invented before the CIA even existed.

>>513927833
>it's like the image is mocking people who think negros were forced to take crack.
It is.
>they [the CIA] did not force them to take it though
You have successfully understood the comic.
>furthermore, selling crack to people *would* probably hinder anyone form being a doctor. it's implying the hard drugs do not have detrimental effects
You have made an error here. The comic is not suggesting that drugs do not have detrimental effects.
Imagine a blind retard. Giving that blind retard crack would not impact her ability to become a pilot because being a blind retard has already effectively made it impossible for her to become a pilot. The comic is making similar claims about blacks being successful. It is true that giving crack to a healthy, well functioning person would negatively impact their chances of becoming a doctor or a pilot, but that is not the case here.
>the only way it makes sense from here is to say that the smart ones could have chosen to not smoke the crack and become a doctor.
>the smart ones
Anon, I take it back, you have missed the point of the comic.

>>513928431
it his kids you fuckin tard

>>513953156
that makes it worse!

>>513942194
That is so fucking gay.

>>513935336
It was gorilla biscuits with Ash

>>513950327
Niggers hate the space program, but like to larp as being part of NASA because they know as soon as we actually can we're going to leave there asses behind.

>>513914001
Kek and thats why ww3 will never happen, npcs will keep getting obliterated by need to post on muh media.

>>513915690
I can't believe my idea with mix of dmso and LSD is so rare.
All it takes is to mix those two, put into spraying pressured canister and spray the cops with it. After 40 mins cops will be on other orbit and we will just laugh at them.

>>513917455
That's the most wtf shit I've seen today.

>>513954390
What's the street value of a tab of acid nowadays? Like one square of paper with a "whole" drop of acid on it? Like $10? So 450 drops to an ounce that would spray for 1 second. Give it the wholesale discount and call it $2.50 a drop. That's a little over $1000 per round that you shoot. Better make sure they're not wearing glasses because if it's not in the mouth or in the eye, you wasted it. So you're paid $5,000 per acid trip for two guys.

Internet virgins are back at it again.

>>513939078
But its Picard and STD

>>513920989
Nice try
>>513953156
And? He's in Hollywood and has tattoos, case closed

>>513953984
We don't need to leave them.
Life in space requires active knowledgeable maintenance of your living environment on a level ranging from micro-bacterial to macro-engineering.
Niggers are to capable of it long term, even with training and supervision.
Monkey astronaut is fine for a test flight, but not for real work.