Dead cat bounce

Can we cure normies by forcing them to visit 4chan and especially /pol/?

What dirty tricks will the bulls come up with to avert this next disaster? The Dow Jones is about to run into its 125 year resistance line. If rejected, the measured downside target is 90% (back to 2001 levels). Meanwhile, the Nasdaq is rubbing against the wall of its 30 year parabolic advance. If that breaks, we're looking at a 70% dump.

>Lawnmower - $3000 + hours of your free time
>Lawnmower repair each year - $200 - $400
>HVAC repair every 5 to 10 years - $10k to $25k depending on house size
>Roof repair every 10 - 15 years - $20k
>Pool upkeep - $2000 per year
>Pool pump repair - $10k to $20k
>Refrigerator, washing and drying machine, plumbing - $10k to $15k
>Repariing the fridge, washing and drying machine and plumbing every 5 to 10 years - $10k
>property taxes - depends

Add it up and there's at least $500,000 in extra expenses for home owners.

Crazy how the bear market hasn't even started yet