>>719841365
>erm ackshually she's [literally any brown ethnicity but black]
lol
lmao even

>>512454552
>autistic characteristics
>high intelligence
>manic outbursts
Those are my kids alright, no need to call Maury

>>713650936
elves are for:
>holding hands
>making babies
>wives
>consensual sex only
>having elf babies with
>dating
>love
>kissing
>hugging
>spooning
>snuggling
>smiles
>waifus
>massaging behind the ears
>keeping secrets
>best friends
>friends
>neighbors
>petting
>nibbling ears
>positive comments
>role models
>fitness
>a standard human women will never reach
>starting a family with
>proposing to
>marriage
>pregnant belly rubs
>romance
>honeymoons
>introducing to your parents
>stable relationships
>not rape
>comforting
>worshiping elven gods with
>dreams
>happiness
>not purging
>not hating
>not drugging
>having their culture preserved and practiced
>choosing wedding rings with
>long romantic walks in the forest with
>kicking pervy humans off their lands
>treating with romantic dinners
>taking nice relaxing hot springs baths with
>talking their beautiful language
>post-sex bedtalk and snuggling
>top of the line educations
>extended tropical vacations
>killing lesser races with
>montages of romantic activities in picturesque cities with a tacky soundtrack