Thread 713650936

Stop betraying your race for knife ears

ok ill plap the fox instead

>>713650936 (OP)
What game

>>713651219
Griffon Underling

>>713650936 (OP)
No, she is fiercely loyal to me.

>>713650936 (OP)
nice pits

>>713651219
Unicorn Overlord.
Nobody in these threads talks about the game.

>>713652125
probably because it's ass

And who did you give the ring to?

>>713650936 (OP)
>pc port never
Fuck Vanillaware man.

>enter elf thread
>posts already filtered out
UH OH
HE'S HAVING THE USUAL MELTY

>>713650936 (OP)
Why do elves get the best leotards?
Let my cousin wear that.

>>713650936 (OP)
Humans suck.

Have sex with elves.

>>713650936 (OP)
Brown elves are just pale imitations of real goddesses (Brown latina women). I rest every day with a smile on my face knowing that these nordic midgets cant compete with mankind.

>>713652454
gladly, how many children will she promise me?

>>713652168
Typical Rosalinde-secondary thread.

It is a moral imperative to subjugate women from other races and species through their wombs.

>>713651184
fpbp
Impregnate Dinah

>>713651184
>>713653376
That's an elf

>>713653735
Anon you need to spoiler that

>>713651184
fpbp /thread
elves are ugly

>>713653735
Still gonna

>>713653897
Not a big deal without context
>>713654827
Let me remind you of Fox urine and how much the kingdom will spend on sanitization

>>713655032
Let me reiterate
Still gonna

>>713652125
they did. thats how /v/ works. the girls outlast the game.

Is this game still held hostage by the Switch?
How does it emulate on toasters?

>>713657947
>held hostage by the Switch?
Never was, Vanilliaware just hates PC but it's on every console

>>713650936 (OP)
I want Scarlett

>stop liking [thing I want you to post pics of]
Gayest format since
>off topic pic
>throwaway on-topic text made to be ignored
Kill yourself

>>713650936 (OP)
I just want more autism builders.

>>713652186
Scarlett first playthrough, Rosalinde second

>>713661668
what do human men taste like?

>>713660502
>literal basic bitch taste in a game filled with variety
:skull_emoji:

>>713650936 (OP)
>>713652247
>>713653376
made for BWC

>>713650936 (OP)
Never.

>>713651219
Unicorn Overlord

Lots of nice waifus.

>>713657947
You can emulate Switch on recent integrated graphics.

>>713657947
I literally played it the day it came out on my computer

Seeing elves as a different race than you is how you make non-whites unwitingly reveal themselves.

>>713662863
elves are jewish

>>713650936 (OP)
elves are for:
>holding hands
>making babies
>wives
>consensual sex only
>having elf babies with
>dating
>love
>kissing
>hugging
>spooning
>snuggling
>smiles
>waifus
>massaging behind the ears
>keeping secrets
>best friends
>friends
>neighbors
>petting
>nibbling ears
>positive comments
>role models
>fitness
>a standard human women will never reach
>starting a family with
>proposing to
>marriage
>pregnant belly rubs
>romance
>honeymoons
>introducing to your parents
>stable relationships
>not rape
>comforting
>worshiping elven gods with
>dreams
>happiness
>not purging
>not hating
>not drugging
>having their culture preserved and practiced
>choosing wedding rings with
>long romantic walks in the forest with
>kicking pervy humans off their lands
>treating with romantic dinners
>taking nice relaxing hot springs baths with
>talking their beautiful language
>post-sex bedtalk and snuggling
>top of the line educations
>extended tropical vacations
>killing lesser races with
>montages of romantic activities in picturesque cities with a tacky soundtrack

Why are they like this?

>>713662972
>christian with ancestral butthurt over the other christians
See? Seeing elves as a differebt race than you is so brown coded.

>>713650936 (OP)
For me?
Its the Angel Girls

>>713663251
>spends hundreds of years loitering around before "becoming adults"
>doesn't bother figuring out literally wind up boxes of water but the big fuck off coal burning castle is the one doing the wind up for you
pointy eared neanderthals

>>713652186
scarlett, virginia, and berengaria across the three runs i did. this game is weird. it's like a gorillion hours long but whenever i finish it, i always want to do more. and the arena just doesn't do it for me.

>>713661731
>I'VE DESTROYED MY SENSE OF TASTE THROUGH MINDLESS INDULGENCE AAAAHHHHH
You'll either pull yourself out of the death-spiral and remember how to appreciate simplicity, or keep chasing the next most exotic delicacy until you never feel anything again.

>>713661731
to hell with you. i can't remember the last time i saw a devout religious girl with huge breasts and glamorous hair.

>>713650936 (OP)
what's the lore reason for the skimpy outfit?

>>713660502
Literal white man in in a thread filled with niggers.

>>713666824
easier to move in and better to commune with the fae iirc

>>713666824
The fairies that assist them don't like modernity (steel)

>>713650936 (OP)
>Brown elves

>>713650936 (OP)
leotard as battle attire will never make any sense
>b-but she has a cape on!
it's not even a tattered cool one, c'mon.

>>713661731
>drills
>basic
Clown.

>>713651184
FPBP

>>713663021
You forgot:
IMPREGNATION
BALLS DEEP ANIMAL SEX

>>713673975
shes going to be the stripper for the party

I am going to molest elf ears without consent

>>713660502
Damn I didn't know there was a figure. Looks like I'm too late to preorder. Where's the best place to buy?

>>713663021
based

so we agree the gold standard for delves is white hair and red eyes?

>>713650936 (OP)
i betrayed my bloodline for cock god i love sucking cock

>>713662030
>>713663021
>>713667086
>>713677421
truly made for BWC

>>713678576
gimmie that elf thief to seduce

>>713650936 (OP)
Listen here stupid female : we spread our genes over every race that possible. This is what we dudes do

>>713671398
Made for making her princess fantasy come true and many many many hours of children making to cement her status.

>>713650936 (OP)
What makes you think my race is worth being loyal for in the first place?

>game has a bunch of gay romance options
>but can't play as a female MC

only 9ish more years until an enhanced remake guys

>>713680895
And that's a good thing!

>>713660502
>there are a Scarlet and elf sisters figure
>somehow the sisters figure look like shit
yeah no wonder Scarlet figure sold out fast

species you dumb fuck

>>713650936 (OP)
>pic rel

>>713651219
Unicorn Overlord. Play it. It's fun.

>>713650936 (OP)
My race betrayed me first by worshipping niggers. Now I'll breed halflings non stop.

>>713652186
Leah, Miriam.

>>713650936 (OP)
pits

>>713652186
Chloe.

>>713652186
The obvious choice.

>>713652168
It's the best game on the Switch.

>>713661729
Salty coins and squid.

Never, Elves will forever be the most peak fantasy race no matter what form they're in.

>>713687280
Show me your elf squads in UO.
I plan to make an elf swordmaster frontline work next time.

Unicorn Overlord has something for everyone

>>713687437
I think the best you can do is probably put on a thief's mantle and be a worse rogue.

>>713688446
>elf swordmaster
Damn, *elfen fencers
I have this funky idea of pairing them with rogues and using their blindness attacks to generate AP for the fencers.
At what point, you might ask, I could also just put the rogues in front.
Elfen fencers have good evasion, but the rogues are still better at it.
Damn, such a weird unit with cool attacks, relegated by most to simple flyer support. A shame.