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right? the way lumi made it sound
>*anon yapping about how many villagers you need to boom in the AoE Hun campaign
>"he hey anon, maybe you could come over and I can cook you dinner after we play
>"I dont know bitch, between you setting that fish on fire and whatever that cookbook recipe was.."
>"I'm not your wife why does it matter!"
>"yeah yeah blow it out your ass. and stop saying you're such a great cook"
>"we..well I just think that having someone over and cooking for them is sort of like letting them into my safe space and.. I dont know.. emotionally intimate?"
>*anon realizes she's being even sweeter than what he was trying to goad her into admitting - almost feels bad - disengages*
>"oh well sure! yeah I'll come over and think of some fun facts or something you'll find entertaining."
>"yay I'll wear my new dress!"
>*awww* "yeah sure whatever I'll see you then *she's so cute when she's emotionally vulnerable.. almost..*
>"great! oh some emo thot I met the other day is going to come over so we can talk about tattoos and cutting ourselves too, yay""
>.... what?
It was so jarring man