Thread 103403628

This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: full schedule returns! yay! no graduation yet!

https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1954941562464694660/photo/1

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

Lumi will be streaming later

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>>103403628 (OP)
love
tuesdays are always fun

>>103403740
Im so used to chatting with her all day, tuesday feels wrong

>>103403863
Thanks cool sunbr0.

>>103403863
I just like the schizo streams, they are funny and they let her be creative

>>103403945
is he still a thing?

>>103403981
oh same, tuesday content is the best. I'd happily do day long rp streams. playing EU4 as the Dutchess of Laudanum and yapping about marrying her off to the Count of Buggery unless someone manned up and proposed would be kino. It's just that I am starting to appreciate how loud the silence is. I almost said irl friends cant yap as much during work. I'm cooked

>>103404252
yeah I will still watch other vtubers when Lumi's not streaming, it's not the same though, it just feels like background noise compared to her a lot of the time
at least Runie streams every tuesday but she's streaming earlier today so won't be able to cover that time slot

stream got deleayed by one hour

https://youtu.be/Bjq3hVcuH90

MDMA flashback/seemed lumi pilled/thread theme song

>>103405022
I wish I could adopt your whorish ways

>>103407689
NTA. But people graduate, change their content or their schedules all the time. No reason to commit

>>103407929
I wont be watching vtubers after lumi is out. I'm not a huge fan of the genre, I just like lumi

>>103407689
>>103407929
I only watch other vtubers to fill the void she leaves when she's away

>>103408045
respectfully anon, you may just be lonely? idk if we can help with that but let us know. the gumicord is pretty nice btw

https://www.youtube.com/live/sHqUFjI55H0

Is she finally going to tell us who fucked her in her dream?

Good to know we're all safe with Lumi here to watch over us

that was a fun stream. I felt a little bad about bullying the community manager but he takes it in stride

thanks to the guy that made her end early and said her pussy smelled like fish

>>103410382
she was about to break character and freak out on him, would be understandable too

>>103410382
She ended early because she wanted to, one random guy in chat is just an excuse

>>103408541
Paizuri from the lifeguard

>>103410382
yeah I was bitching elsewhere, but that was peak autism. it's like there are people who unironically think the funny part about sex jokes is that they involve sex organs instead of literally every other part of the joke being topical and it being funny because you can sneak a sex part in there. actual autism. not the fixable kind. the gooner kind that makes bingbongs look sane. whoever did that really needs to leave or just shut up so everyone else can have fun

>>103411484
correct. we have all been working hard to try and get her to stay too comfy enough in an autism stream to not leave. she could have used the police, etc as an excuse. that was longer than average. then he ruined it.
we love lumi, lumi loves us, she cant say no to us anymore than she could to her own kids when we are being lovable. that fag needs rope

When is she graduating?

>>103412947
Never hopefully

>>103412947
Tonight hopefully

>>103415580
This is really rough for even pupi everything looks off even down to the scale of her hands and arm.

>>103415684
it is cute, wholesome and sweet

>>103416221
I feel like I'm looking at the last moments before a zombie grabs her but alright anon.

>>103416252
the proportions are weird it is true

I miss her

>>103417010
I don't

>>103412947
when I put a baby in her

>>103413992
I love her dainty little tard hands

>>103417678
it's cute how she always keeps her fingers pointed out, like she's striking a pose

I'll save your thread

Starbro is dead

>>103424080
his love for his oneechan was too much

>>103424080
How did he die?

lumi sounding more chinese every time she streams these days

>>103429330
from what she is saying or how she is saying it?
>>103428332
it was one of his aquiantances

Lumi cause Rosemi to graduate

>>103429330
Lumi was Chinese the whole time

>>103429829
She won't be satisfied until they are all gone

lumi what did you do? everyone is freaking out on main and my app filters everything non-lumi related. why are you like this? what will appease cthulu?

>>103430836
Rosemi from Nijisanji is graduating. The last idol of that company is leaving.

>>103431142
ohhh. I thought the company had already collapsed. well here's to hoping she gets her money and a stable transition

I really like the idea of lumi having sexy armpits irl. I dont know why I think it's so damned funny but she would have a fetish like that. hands and pits

I put in the paperwork to adopt coonmi. let's hope CPS doesnt think it is weird for a single guy in his early 30s to want to raise a 12 year old mutant

>>103432507
the best armpits have a tastful amout of squish to them, which hers probably doesn't
I'm sure she keeps good care of them though

>>103429330
Well her husband speaks mandarin so makes sense

>>103432837
I think for her it's probably how the lines look. I think she once said something bizzare like her clavicle being super sex. for her it's all about the visual not the touching

>>103432923
I do?

>>103432933
she does give off an impression of having nice clavicles

>>103415684
His art is always like that. I get uncanny valley vibes off his art. He only keeps drawing because lumi responds to every piece of art that he draws

>>103435414
she is such a sweet heart

smelling lumi's citrussy pussy

>>103436647
You just know she takes great care of it. if she has to do her nails before handcamming, you just know she'd go into overdrive preparing her self

>>103437516
What I would give to be a fly on her wall for how she acts without stream or chat.

>>103437690
once she lets some love into her life every moment will feel like streaming, so I'm not worried. that being said, she's pretty clearly depressed as fuck right now. so her life is probably mostly preparing to vtube, reading manga about love, or staring at a wall. she was born to play support and probably struggles to find things worth doing just for her own benefit. she may never goon and just be into the headcannon stuff. if she does she either shamefully hides under her sheets and has at it while doom scrolling or she replays chat interactions that made her happy and has at it.

>>103437690
Same

She did it again
>>103431068

https://youtu.be/u1uPM7fwDvI?t=1
What the heck?

She needs to bring the raccoon bit back at least once, it was peak.

>>103441948
she really does, she seemed to have fun with it and it was a lot of fun
she kept using the trash pile for a few days so she might do something like it again
it was an interesting stream because she seemed caught off gaurd by the fact that so many people thought she was cute
>>103441901
looks familiar...

>>103444170
Fatty expands?

>>103446766
god i wish

>>103445397
>caught off guard
this. it was unexpected peak. the thing is, at least for me, the art is what really did it. lumi can do lolumi since it's just young lumi with the super fucking hot because adult "23" yo playing a >12 yo so no horrifying guilt but all the power and corruption turn ons fun of getting to groom her.
Coonmi became another layer of abstraction as the feral thing we found after the apocalyose and take care off til we die. it isnt lumi til I marry her amirite and lumi doesnt want chat to treat her like you would youe daugher-wife after a cancer diagnosis, but I dont want to retcon that out of coonmi

She promised to play My Summer Car today. Is she a liar?

>>103447964
she actually promised to not do it today

>>103447557
I like how innocent she is in her trash pile, and how Coonmi is more like someone I would actually enjoy being around as opposed to most of her other bits which would get annoying pretty quick if she was like that in real life
the performance of it was fun too, Lumi can go full schizo

>>103448653
I would hang out with nornal lumi all day if I could. she never annoys me unless she is being stupid on purpose, which is rarer than one might expect

Lumi is live, full day today
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>103450455
No thanks.

>>103450455
I procrastinated the day away. Wanted to get some reading done before Lumi live. Why am I so worthless

>>103453149
nothing else is more worthwhile

>cooking streams are meant to be intimate
>quality doesnt matter, confort does
>she's letting us into her kitchen so be nice
>it's a collab with some flesh streamer
will this be a chat focused stream or a collab?

>>103454595
yes

I wonder what warcrimes Lumi's family commited in the past

>>103454595
she's right on all 3 of those things, still not watching Lanya though

Lumi will catfish us

>>103456959
she already has

Lumi's cooking

Lumi's talking about pregnancy again.

Lumi's chat is talking about Incest

>>103459922
They think if Starbro would have been born first, Lumi would have turned out better.

>>103456915
I feel like you can only pick two to be right? awkwardly collabing takes up her attention. if we are going to do a comfy stream focus on us, if not then dont bait us with non-implemented comfy.

>>103460166
she would have. it's hot how she wants to get suffocated so bad. I almost felt weird about her tripping over the excessive strangling focus, but now I remember the more icks the more she likes it

>>103460505
>the more icks the more she likes it
Does this mean her ultimate fantasy is headpats and love?

>>103460610
yes. she fucking loves headpats. I'm not joking

>>103460505
What’s the literal difference between Lumi molesting Starbro as a child, and Starbro molesting Lumi as a child. Because that’s what the chat was talking about.

>>103460814
Oh I have no idea. sorry I was making two points. 1. it's better to have an older brother to protect you. 2. I enjoy the idea of lovingly srangling her while conceiving children

>>103460396
it's not going to be comfy either way because it's a collab, but normally they should be

>>103462078
yeah I am just despairing at the format. should be peak comfy, she actually understands that well enough to not be insecure about her cooking skills (which it is normally adorably easy to trigger), it's all right in front of us, but stuck with some emo chick in a collab

A female gumi should date and corrupt starbro and turn him against Lumi

this is a pretty relaxing game to watch
>>103464526
she should convince him to save himself for marriage just to spite Lumi

if he wants to piss her off he should join a monastery

>>103465742
What’s stopping Lumi from hiring hookers for her bro?

>>103467292
she would hire a hooker for him and he would just talk to her about tanks the whole time

>>103465428
>comfy
it really is. I didnt even realize how retarded she was being the whole time. I miss her already.

minecraft roleplay collab has started, and Lumi is already up to no good

coffee collab charaters arent chosen well. a vtuber is their voice. its not like normal acting. you cant use the same voice for completely different characters without it being weird. dizzy trying to boss people around just makes me roll my eyes, etc. etc etc
maybe I just hate vtubers in general but this would be much better if they played realistic characters. I could see lumi being a brutal slave driver for a male hypo boss, dizzy being a secretary, etc. play to strengths not weaknesses.
lumi ignoring chat isnt an automatic bad thing for example, but when she is so great at chat, she shouldnt drop something she is good at to do something she is bad at. integrate strengths, compensate for weaknessess, real meta

Jelly tweakin

>>103467679
Lumi is trying not to laugh at it

Lumi bullying Jelly
https://files.catbox.moe/a3fudr.mp3

>>103467602
I think that's the point, they're supposed to be toxic and annoying characters
it will be interesting to see when quest joins if they are any different

poor girl is being abused by her coworkers

>>103468105
oh I get that, but believably toxic instead of whatever was going on last time. lumi has gone out of her way to be cool this time and it is much appeciated

>>103468173
did she just say that? nice. she'll be raising mine I guess. vtuber retirement fund as cuck nanny

>>103468790
yeah dizzy was just complain the entire time last time, it is best when they are coordinated like this

>>103469254
yeah exactly. like if it was up to me (and it isnt, nor should it) they would be forming cliques and conspiring with each other, but they know their audience and what works best. but last time was just bitching and being shity at the game. headache inducing realism not fun banter or whatever. it's bearable enough this time to want to be supportive kek

>>103468070
she is so cold and heartless

Lumi is showering right now

well that was fun. I like hanging out with lumi all day. even when she's a stupid retarded bitch; it's in a tolerable way. even if her skin has gotten thinner for reasons I suspect to be about characters' progression in the novel.
she reminds me of why I want to have kids. just gotta learn how to love being annoyed

>>103471846
I am going to pretend this was lumi's way of trying to be sexy while saying thank you

what does IMN stand for?

>>103468173
Lumi isn’t an actual cuck right?

>>103472721
absolutely not. she's possessive as hell (rightly so). she gets "cucked" in that she is unironically all demure and soft spoken off stream, so she probably gets eclipsed when introducing friends to friends (combined with anti-social tendencies making her comparatively harder than average to meet up with).
she is NOT a cuck. the reason she is so closed off and freaked out about intentions is that she is the most romantic person you'll ever meet. once she gives herself to someone, that is it. she's utterly theirs. she will get hurt very badly if she doesnt pair bond with someone who loves every part of her while also matching her unusual preference set. bullying her but constructively and without getting too mean, manipulating her so she feels like she has freedom but never has to make choices, caring only about your own success, letting her be annoying without just smacking her but also without getting annoyd and keeping her comfortably leeshed, and never pining over her until she is so madly in love with you that it is safe to return the affection. she probably expects elaboate years long courting rituals but while also gaslighting you (by way of her job description) into thinking you are crazy for trying.
she's 100% perfectly retarded. 0% cuck

>>103472994
So you’re saying Lia is a liar

Lia lied when she said Lumi didn't love me

>>103473244
lumi would be absolutely devasated if she was cheated on by her spouse. for both romantic and friendship betrayal reasons. sure, she would raise her husbands kids from a first marriage ASSUMING she somehow fell in love with him, despite knowing he had kids. the fact that she would rather be that dead first wife is rather telling.

lia is correct that she is a pushover in a sense; but only after she lets you push her the first time. you can even see it in chat, she decided that car kid is a literal retard. she decided to let him gosling, so she will continue to let him. if another new chatter did that he would get hit with the 5 reasons or a ban test. if another did that, she MIGHT be generous enogh to ask what was wrong, but even then only after rightly throwing up with disgust.

>>103468173
Lumi does offer up her brother, that is beta cuck behavior

>>103474380
I really hope that was a meme

Im still disgusted by that faggot who ruined the beach stream and probably cost us some future schizo streams where we get to appreciate a representation of lumi's perfect body without her having to brainworm over fleshposting. I am a little surprised she got so annoyed by it instead of calling him a fag and moving on. she knows we love her for her and not just becsuse of her pussy right? Im sure it is perfect, but she could be a parapalegic playing games with neurolink or whatever else and it wouldnt change anything

>>103476210
qrd?

>>103477491
lumi's pussy smells like mint and tastes like ambrossia because it is lumi's and that is what matters

>>103476210
You fucking autist she was about to hit the hour mark and used it to end. People have made the same type of jokes ln twitch and the world didnt end. Kill yourself please the world will be a better place. Lumi will be truly happy. Your family will rejoice, all will be better, just end it.

>>103480847
I am going to give you a hint page 10 anon. when something seems extremely obvious to you, you are the retard. everyone knows how long her streams are. try working on your kys too. you sound like a ten year old from 2008.

>>103480961
Kys autistic monkeys lumi wont miss you, she wont even know you're gone.

Lumi's pretty cool I guess

>>103481126
what a pathetic metric of self-worth

>>103481664
she is. I wish she would give us more excuses to be nicer to her. no one likes a simp but I sometimes just want to skip to aftercare. I know she loves it but only when it can be done naturally

What is Lumi playing today?

>Lumi cooking stream this weekend
cool
>with Layna
shit

>>103456559
There's a reason the peasants in Russia gave a shit when the aristocrats got their shit pushed in.

>>103486060
didnt give a shit*
Sleep deprived.

>>103484492
right? the way lumi made it sound
>*anon yapping about how many villagers you need to boom in the AoE Hun campaign
>"he hey anon, maybe you could come over and I can cook you dinner after we play
>"I dont know bitch, between you setting that fish on fire and whatever that cookbook recipe was.."
>"I'm not your wife why does it matter!"
>"yeah yeah blow it out your ass. and stop saying you're such a great cook"
>"we..well I just think that having someone over and cooking for them is sort of like letting them into my safe space and.. I dont know.. emotionally intimate?"
>*anon realizes she's being even sweeter than what he was trying to goad her into admitting - almost feels bad - disengages*
>"oh well sure! yeah I'll come over and think of some fun facts or something you'll find entertaining."
>"yay I'll wear my new dress!"
>*awww* "yeah sure whatever I'll see you then *she's so cute when she's emotionally vulnerable.. almost..*
>"great! oh some emo thot I met the other day is going to come over so we can talk about tattoos and cutting ourselves too, yay""
>.... what?
It was so jarring man

>>103486231
except they did and they won by taking advantage of how their noses couldnt get any longer. they would go into villages and say this is the will of the city and vice versa. So instead of fighting the whites the "reds" just gaslit everyone

How tight do you think her pussy and asshole are?

>>103488105
her pussy is probably moderately tight, and stretchy too

>>103488105
tight asa. very tight. probably a tight pussy looking at her build. smells great too given how she can go days without showering and still smell good. given her body purity thing I believe it.

LUMI WAKE UP

Is Lumi late?

no stream today

>>103488599
I hope you are trolling. she used to be immature about early starts, but she stopped it with that shit and would never just skip a stream. unless something actually bad happened

>>103488599
>>103489111
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1956045297089720376

turns out she is.. retarded

>>103489212
Who would have guessed?

Live at last
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Lumi kicks and tackles children while she skis

>>103490773
How evil of her.

>>103494166
I never imagine her as a heal slut.

>>103494601
she's not doing much healing

Lumi is pretty good at FPS, why doesn't she play more of them?

>>103495225
she plays plenty of them? if you mean cod and stuff, she always has one in the weekly rotation. to be fair she counts 3rd person shooters as fps, so we had metro as the recent one. she also used to be much more shit but we upped the pressure and she started taking shit more seriously

>>103494601
what? lol lumi plays support whenever she can, irl or otherwise

battlefield 6 seems kind of boring, like whatever the rollslop equivalent of fps games is
it's Lumi seems to be into it at least

I need Lumi to sit on my face while she plays FPS and let me work my tongue

>>103497723
she must be getting all sweaty right now

>>103497723
Call down Starbro

why cant it be me

Why did Lumi not trust her chat with Outer Wilds?

>>103500533
After My summer car incident?

>>103500601
it seems like there's less that can go wrong

>>103496707
No, Lumi is a strong independent Tank that doesn’t need support.

>>103490773
Poor starbro

>>103505281
he deserved it after all the abuse he inflicted on her

today was a good day

everyone always says a credible threat to the people lumi cares about is one of the very few things that can knock lumi out her default passivity and go fangs out on a motherfucker. I knew she could casually rip a bitch to shreds, but I'm starting to think she could do the same to man if she thinks she has to.
normally that ability would a red flag for a potential cuntishness. But for lumi, I think it is proof that she goes easier on the gumis than we give her credit for. that"s cooler than I thought it would be

>>103506751
she cute

>>103506751
today was a good day. I'm glad we figured out the cloud thing, that roadblock was starting to get into the tedious territory. instead we got to end on the much funnier quandry of how a retard holds a moonbeam in her hand

>>103510588
she is

You ever just randomly remember people like Wenham? What even happened to that guy?

>>103512967
no

>>103505288
Why is she shock?

>>103497204
I'm just waiting for Lumi to start using voice chat to start calling her squad fags

I think my summer car sucks
I haven't watched any of that stream

>>103497204
Stopped watching as soon as daddy smug crashed the stream with his boys, I'm not sitting in that chair.

>>103516936
It's actually been a pretty kino stream with how much she seethes and crashes out.

>>103515698
she was shocked by how much she loves me
>>103515918
she accidentally used voice chat at one point and regretted it, but nothing happened

>>103517213
>>103516936
it will all be worth it once she's beaten the game

>>103518714
Which wont ever happen. Its the equivalent of child safety locks and lumi aint there yet.

>>103518714
I'll just wait for a summary video once it's done

>>103518750
if she doesn't rush it it would happen eventually, but she seems pretty intent on rushing it

Wanna lick her asshole real bad

>>103519665
same

>>103519665
I don't.

I want to believe
https://x.com/FemenineFrames/status/1956083504476995892

>>103516936
You're missing out on sufferingkino.
Then again I'm a bit of an S and Lumi is an M. Some of her chat isn't into it though

>>103521678
Post like this make me think Indian hands typed it. Lumi is more than likely a very average white girl lol.

>>103521786
Lumi WISHES she was a very average white girl

>>103521822
She has no ass the average white girl goes to the gym just for leg day.

>>103521856
Lumi works on her upper body too allegedly, but she only tells us about her ass
I wonder why

Lumi is live and playing Stronghold Crusader:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBvwPxuvpuY

Hey guys im a huge fucking faggot pls rape my face

she cute

>>103523528
She is.

>>103523528
she retarded

>>103524787
that too

>>103516936
chat gets retarded about meta but lumi doesnt realize that her English comprehension declines significantly the moment she realizes she was right about something a few chatters were stupid about. then she becomes completely unable to understand any nuance on the topic. someone can clarify definitions and not distinctions, but it wont help and her brain is just shut down. even from people she normally trusts.
so she doesnt understand that we have no problem with set and setting meta. we are fine with her making it objectively hard. we just dont like it when she pretends it is subjectively hard. not because of time constraints but because she goes into performer mode and doeant use the basic problem solving srategies she can and has applied elsewhere.
she's smart. if she likes you and thinks you are getting bullied her IQ shoots up 50 points to defend you. she doesnt need to be that dramatic, just refrain from dropping 50 iq points in performer mode

>>103522392
she likes being made fun of. it's very new for her to get any negative comments about her body. the closest she got to one irl was from aome street nigger seething about construction workers preferring a nice atheltic ass over some nigger tier baboon ass. her ass is fine, it's just comparatively unnoteworthy. less than perfect. so something she could theoretically improve and a target for bullying.

>>103525409
>>103525510

>>103525788
you're in the wrong thread.

>>103526036
Stop being a schizo retard, lumi wants you to kill yourself.

>>103512967
I remember thinking "Hey this guy is pretty nice" then I realized everyone referred to him as a Walmart greeter and there was even an emote of him as some kind of depressed wagie IIRC.

I've been getting tons of New Yorker foodie channels recommended to me and I blame Lumi for this.

>now we're all homeless because you were drunk
the game is psychologically preparing her to be my wife

>>103526892
I love how AI learning models accidentally faciliate stalking people if the account only follows one person

>>103525510
of course she doesn't get much negative comments on her ass, it's god-tier already

>>103527467
yeah it never ceases to amuse me that people seem to actually believe she is assless

Lumi better actually eat.

reee I hate how the only days she can do long streams are work days. Friday she has ballet and NEEDS to actually eat something and leave right at 6. right when work is ending and it would be comfiest to have some retard playing games asmr. then saturday and sunday are short stream days. she wants to have a life, which is fair.
it just sucks that when we actually have time to sit down and enjoy her, the times when we arent already surrounded by people, the times we are actually able to recharge our introvert batteries and most want to be alone but not alone with lumi, and the times when we actually miss her and want to watch for watchings sake instead of because it is the only time she is on;those are somehow also the only times we cant watch her.n

>>103528030
just don't work, easy

What's the lore behind Lumi with the purple fingers?

>>103528171
space aids

>>103528193
stop fucking up the lore. it's space CANCER aids. if you don't get it right she'll have a meltie

ugh... violence against women... erotic...

>>103528145
ohhh. I can't believe it took me this long to figure out why people would demean themselves by becoming mods for literal women. in exchange for pretending to keep an eye on chat while you're at work, you can shoot the shit in discord when you're actually in the mood for bantz. you could even just watch the vod and give her shit after the fact.
that must be why people think mods are groomers? I never got why anyone would think becoming the lowest form of simp would somehow be attractive. it's still friendzone and only an autist would think otherwise. lumi is an autist tho so I guess that tracks. more importantly, you cant put a price on a good friendship these days. huh. learn something new every day.

>>103528455
eww no punching. slapping is for asserting ownership and calming down bouts of hysteria. punching is for deadbeats who can't keep their woman in line

>>103528749
She fell down some door knob.

>>103528775
oh. well that's what she gets for being annoying near a door or catching a backhand on her eye. carry on then

>>103528455
nice tummy

you know I think lumi and the.. let's say "vtubing is a hobby" discord crowd could and should make common cause on this one. there is a certain someome who - thinks cash=Rizz and influence/cant tell the difference between passion and torture/hasn't a fucking clue where the line between flirting and gooning is - would not be able to control his sperg out.
even the everything is gooning crowd ought to recognize that he lost his shit and cant help himself when he thought it was a good idea to say "how much do I need to pay you for that". even when she is most ammenable, everyone knows that would activate ick and make her feel lile a whore. it was literally the stupideat thing one could say. you could straight up say you would get gooning that moment and still do less damage because you would at least sound too deranged to stick around for long enough to be annoying. he min maxed the most annoying possible thing with the minimum level of sanity to form plans and act on them.
I'm sure black and white thinking will blind them to the practicalities of eliminating a big foe before taking down lesser ones. if they are smart, encourage this. make lumi think you are capable of nuance. increase your credibility. wait for her to use it, wait for the right moment when his flagrent autistic sexpesting reaches it's peak, and strike. his usefulness in driving out the types of retards who schizod over oblivion has run out. mainlanders complain he is sexpesting in other girls chats. lumi must be getting annoyed. dont position yourself as an equally annoying opposite. get results

lumi late again. she hates us.

Lumi loves the pain of her continued existence
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Anyone have the clips where lumi slipped about her b*yfriend?
I heard the vods were taken down and i wanna see what happened.

>>103530739
Anon, Starbro was with her for a week, what more do you want.

She is looking very cute today...

>>103531240
somehow she gets cuter every day

>>103531289
she need to show her tits more often

Lumi is bimbo maxing today

Lumi is scared of horror

>Lumi can't sleep unless her back is touching something safe
Big spooning Lumi...

>>103531496
she should play alien isolation

>>103531540
Lumi feels safer when she feels like she's being touched

I did not expect scaredy cat lumi to be this cute

butcherbird is sort of a simp isnt he

Why does Lumi sympathize and empathize yt star being exploited by their crazy moms

>>103532236
don't read into what being a socialite actually is and what Starmom's plans for her were

>>103532279
no socialites here

>>103532279
What were Starmom’s plans for starbro?

>>103533022
making it out alive

>>103533053
Seems kind of unfair with the amount of abuse Lumi endured.

>>103533327
Lumi why are you typing in random 4chan threads? Focus on the game

Lumi talked in her deep voice again

Lumi being a badass
https://files.catbox.moe/ljpbwr.mp3

Lumi was quick to identify an incestuous relationship when she saw one

>>103533963
Poor starbro. Cant imagine having Lumi as your preference for women.

>>103533963
Lumi must have read lots of smut novels or watch lots of soap operas to be able to identify an incestuous relationship a mile away
https://files.catbox.moe/psxw0y.mp3

>>103533772
Lumi is so cool

>>103534552
She’s so happy that she got it right.

I miss her

>>103538115
stream was too short

>>103538179
they always are. especially on the rainy weekend days.

I'm glad she seemed to enjoy the game in spite of the technical issues

vtubing can be so degenerate but she really does just want to make us happy. she's a good cookie. one day someone will make her feel as safe as she makes them happy. I dont know exactly how to solve a problem like a lumi, but I know it will be worth the effort for whoever does

>>103538281
the cheesy noir and voice acting was right up her alley and made it just silly enough for her to enjoy the light horror. democracy worked for once

She needs a smug toggle

>>103538281
it was fun to watch her play it, she didn't have to focus too hard and it matches well with her sense of humor

>>103538580
it would be good for ragebaiting

>>103538451
I wonder if Lumi knows how many lives she's changed

>>103541924
Sex icon

>>103540556
Prostitutes do change peoples lives. And she did a good job being one in the past

>>103543114
if she really was one she surely would have been very good at it, and not for the obvious reasons

I'm glad this thread was made the pcg is full of shit but lumi is such a sweet girl I lu you /lemon// shes honestly just a baby who needs BFE she is in pain

>>103530739
Learn how to use archives
You can search oblivion crisis

>>103543307
Obviously she was very good at it. It's very difficult to be a shit prostitute when you’ve taken 100+ dicks

>>103544481
Stop using /pcg/. It's a dying general

>>103543307
you're right she'd have made a great escort. I wouldnt say she's changed my life aside from reducing my booze intake by making me content with sitting on my ass watching a screen instead of going out with friends. still, if she were an escort, the sex wouldnt be why I kept callint her back.
Of course this is all hypothetical, she would pair bond with the first client interesting enough to afford her and thay would be that. I'd marry someone who fucked and played xcom with me afterwards that's for sure. good thing she only does the xcom part or I'd be.. hmmm

>>103544481
>bfe
right? I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed

>>103544481
I want to make the pain stop. Need to. I cant leave until I do. I've never failed to fix someone I have come to care about before. She's never pushed me away and the few times she had the chance to stick up for me, she was ripping throats out before I realized what was going on. But she does not make it easy to get close enough to do much.
I may have wasted the one time she was making a serious offer to get more involved. Christ knows she is surrounded by people who want to keep her exactly where she is. held hostage by her own court. it's a project. If you have any insight please do share

>>103531847
she should get a weighted blanket. I keep having to pretend it is an autism thing because there are parts of chat that arent mature enough to be nice to a woman, or see someone be nice to a woman, without losing their shit. But it has nothing to do with autism. she will feel safer with one. it's a primal irrational thing like a dog going underneath a table when it rains

>>103544481
she has a boyfriend you fucking clown
stop simping for a taken whore

>>103546146
How many times do we have to tell you, Starbro is not her boyfriend

>>103546025
she should try to do something about her sleep apnea too, when your body is waking up 6+ times per hour, it makes any little issues with sleep feel worse since you're not actually sleeping the whole time

>>103544481
Typical alpha fucks beta cucks, please give her attention,emotional,financial support since "starbro" is only good for the fun stuff.

>>103546955
can you at least avoid writing your fantasies one handed

>>103546213
Who said anything about starbro. Starbro is not even real. Have you heard his voice when Lumi was streaming? Cuck

>>103544481
>using pcg

>>103546801
Unresolved medical issues are also not great for the quality of ye olde marriage resume. If someone tried to dump a used lumi on me, she'd be a fix me up.
I'm not sending mine in because that would be pathetic and would just be flexing on her comparatively pitiful one and I dont believe in any marriage that doesnt start with a solid friendship (both to make sure of day to day compatability and to make sure you still want to fuck each other after hanging out together every day for a year).
That being said, right now I'd have to get her on my insurance asap and instead of honeymoon or fixing the emotional issues we'd have to deal with the physical. it looks less than stellar to know you have all this shit to deal with before you can feel safe taking any types of risk or growing old togetger 1. Sleep apnea. not weight induced, stress induced is a meme, so plumbing issues induced which means 2. Sinus surgery. She cant breathe through her nose. not just septum. gotta fix all the drainage issues. sounds gay but Im not burying my wife over a secondary infection. surgery needs to happen while young. 3. Spine. Needs aggresive PT and possible spine cage. already has joint problems which will get worse. she's almost 30. body begins to betray her soon. I doubt she acts on the childishly incompetent lifting advice she got from her chat. But I am not letting my wife live in chronic pain when she is 80 or hurt herself lifting up our kids. already predisposed for systematic failures joint problems from item 4.eating issues. joint health demonstrably shit. when she put her systems under pressure from short period of actual anorexia (we saw her arms that one time, it isnt funny) the first thing to fail was joints. likely EFA deficiency for god knows how many years. forced dietary changes (not calories, the type).
that's just the stuff she has made really obvious and is postable. Emotional issues are whatever, we sign up for those. It is a pleasure to make someone you love no longer afraid of the dark. but right now she has a lot of physical shit that needs to be fixed before anyone could even drive her off the lot. she is tier 2.2 smart and her autism is the adorable variant. she wont be marrying an imbecile. any potential owner will feel the same way.

im not reading long ass posts. fuck off

I do wonder what the impact of surrounding herself with autists and vtubers has been. her bar has certainly been lowered. she thinks chat being retarded makes her correct and thinks other vtubers behaviors are comparable such and so would ban people for this - as if they were in the same strata to her own.
she doesnt seem any happier and being the least autistic person in the room probably makes one less self aware over time when you are competing with anons level of meta strats

>>103544722
all me

>>103547627
you have 100+ dicks? that sounds kinda shitty ngl

>>103547486
I feel like there is a few things that will affect all vtubers, and since Lumi streams so much it would be hard to avoid
it seems like Lumi is starting to wonder this as well based off some things she has sad recently

>>103548011
yeah, even here, there are plenty of room temp iq posters who think they are the target audience etc. it isnt a good environment. she also succeeded in turning her graduation into a joke and has been doing to ooooo dont make fun of me thing to reinforce it.
I want her to have an exit plan and to be able to go get married so she can be happy. It would be nice if she could keep streaming, since she is so good at it. But I dont know if it is good for her. If she was anyone else, it would be obvious - streaming bad, so maybe I am just biased.
if she does have some sort of plan and it involves anyone, she better make them aware of it soon. anyone with an eq above room temp is going to pre-break up with her to save themselves the pain. you wouldnt do that to someone you know irl but you would have to for a streamer you think you are parasocial with. I wish her the best it is still going to hurt like hell.

roundhouse lumi, mating press lumi, nakadashi lumi, kiss lumi, slap lumi's ass, making lumi food, doing lumi's laundry, sniffing lumi in the morning before she wakes up, running my hands through lumi's hair, watching anime with lumi, recommending manga for lumi and asking what she likes, going out with lumi for the basics like groceries, playing the scary games or parts of games for lumi, making chicken noodle soup for lumi when shes sick

Lumi should graduate.

>>103550127
Lumi should not graduate

>>103549520
Can’t we cuddle Lumi?

>>103547370
Lumi would hate you.

>>103547205
Why is she smug

>>103527883
She’s not eating? I thought she started eating more.

>>103550284
no, she loves me and reads all my posts. she also touches herself while thinking about me.
>>103550331
thinking racist slurs but she can't say them

Lumi SWALLOWS!
https://files.catbox.moe/lk7i1l.mp4

>>103498650
Her holiness

>>103550367
any girl worth their salt swallows, of course she swallows but only for me

Lumi says slurs at people part of the Merchants guild!
https://files.catbox.moe/iksp32.mp4

>>103550554
This was my second Lumi stream

anyone got that video of lumi saying that if she talked about her past it'd make her audience sad? i dont have it downloaded for my archives for whatever reason

>>103403628 (OP)
change screw drivers to pregnancy tester for better context

New Lemon Thread
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>>103551143
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>>103550331
she knows she is going to marry me despite my concerns