>The Golden Goddesses leave Hyrule, for some reason
>They keep returning to fuck it up, for some reason
>They left the essence of their power behind for the people of Hyrule to use, for some reason
>They put a failsafe on it so deities like Ganon or Hylia couldn't abuse that power, despite that precautionary measure immediately being circumvented by reincarnation bullshit, and they still haven't patched it, for some reason
3D LoZ is the most dogshit medieval-fantasy action-adventure on the market.