When we cast the jews, colored, and queers out of White America, Sydney's face will adorn the $50 bill. The $100 will of course feature the face of the man who whom we'll owe it all, Daddy Trump. George Washington had red hair, so naturally we shall be removing him from all cash and coinage. I say we replace him with either Eric or Don Jr.

For far too long we've allowed sub-humans to multiply like a virus, threatening to extinguish the flame of humanity and usher in a future of darkness and decay. Sydney Sweeney's smile and milky pale breasts have rekindled the fire in the heart of the White Man. We shall not go gently. We shall take back what is ours and cleanse the globe. Jews, feminists, and inferiors will never inherit the earth!