Thread 34036848

Put basic info bout you and anything else you want people to know bout you and whatever your contact info is.

ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET on SSI disability cuz autistic and deaf/Satanist/Misanthrope/recluse/hermit
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I need someone who is dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a fucked up sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men of any kind, full stop. I cannot stress this enough,this might sound hypocritical, but if you're MtF also, I won't be interested at all. People who smoke cigs/vape/weed. Dog owners cuz i hate dogs, taller than me, outspoken leftoids, weird fetishists, Blacks and Mexicans/muslims, gun owners, woke people, delusional religionist’s, unshaven armpits (poor hygiene in general), fat chicks, mexicans

I am a depressed loser with no friends. nobody even adds me from my posts except to bully me n make fun of but i can't find a better place for trying to meet people. this place sucks but so does everywhere else. and making friends as an adult irl is impossible. People are just fuckin horrible to each other.

so i am throwing my wish into the void

>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply

.......,,,,.

Lonely and looking for someone to change that... any takers? cccxyy.847

>>34037010
Colton. Making your own thread isn't gonna get you any closer to getting laid.

This nigga out here stealing food, stealing a gender, and now stealing a spot on the board with his gay thread when he has already spammed every other thread with his long winded sob story post.

>Tl;dr
Get fucked you stupid tranny faggot

>>34037337
That isn't my name. You are lying bout me you evil kiwifarmer

>>34037525
Which part is a lie, Colton?

>>34037596
That isn't my name

>>34038183
>>34037525
Sad. Bro can't even defend from the allegations.

>>34039428
None the allegations are true

>>34039840
So you aren't a tranny who made your own thread in a desperate attempt to find someone to trick into thinking you aren't a lolcow who became a woman because of your lesbian porn fetish?

What a fucking loser.

>>34039890
I'm not a lolcow, I am a victim. I do not have a lesbian porn fetish. I'm just a reg woman who happens to be trans.

I'm not some loser like the asshole who made me the kiwifarms victim to begin with

>>34039890
TRANS WOMEN ARE REAL WOMEN

>>34040891
trans AND bigoted at the same time
you deserve all these replies and much more

>>34041059
I do not

I'm on the housing waitlist for Union, Baker, Grant, and Wallowa County. Hopefully I have my CNA certification by the time they call me up, it shouldn't take me long, but when they do, do any anons have any advice for living in those counties?

I want to find work but I know those counties are extremely unpopulated, are they also super conservative? I'm a cute tranny nurse just looking for somewhere nice and quiet to live and work away from all the bullshit.

Maybe you're the spark I've been waiting for tonight. hoiyo83

>>34040889
>I'm not some loser like the asshole who made me the kiwifarms victim to begin with

You got hit with a boomerang trying to ruin someone else's life by posting them on Kiwifarms. You're literally the exact person you are constantly complaining about. You use KF to harass people and you're a transphobe who only wants to date cis women.

>>34041704
That's not true.

>>34043691
Here are known facts:

1. You got KF's attention by trying to ruin someone's life
2. You refuse to date trans women

Ergo

1. You got hit with a boomerang
2. You're transphobic

Ergo

1. You're a hypocrite

Where are the guys who know how to treat a woman right? emyriion

Online and open to... let's call it possibilities. emyriion

>>34043999
I am not and his life deserved to be ruined :)

>>34043999
I love tryin to ruin peoples lives for personal gain

>>34043999
Lol you know nothin bout me other than the lies kiwifarms wants you to believe

Who's ready to pamper me like I deserve? emyriion

>>34044422
>literally admits to trying to use kiwifarms to ruin someone's life
>literally plasters how much she isn't attracted to trans women all over this website

>>34044418
Look how easy it was to make you put yourself. What a fucking loser. No wonder you are in your 30s and still a lonely fag

>>34044735
I'm not a fag

>>34044563
I love tryin to ruin peoples lives for personal gain. Best thing ever

>>34036848 (OP)
i wonder what do you look like in real life

I'm Matt, live in Portland.

Male looking for female.

I likegym, biking, shooting, video games and animals.

Looking for a serious relationship. Dating apps sucks dick.

Where are the guys who know how to treat a woman right? emyyrrion

>>34045108
I'd post a picture but the jannies have a hard-on for this freak.
Just search "30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon" on the archives, they used to post their tag. Cross reference with KF.
>EZPZ

Only real men need to message me-boys can scroll. emyyrrion

Only real men need to message me-boys can scroll. emaquiie

>>34040889
>I'm just a reg woman who happens to be trans.
Uh..... You mean you are a regular man who happens to be a trans woman, correct?

You don't want to date trans women because you know they are not real women. You also say in your first post:
>>34037010
>Not looking for: Men of any kind, full stop. I cannot stress this enough,this might sound hypocritical, but if you're MtF also, I won't be interested at all.

Thus, you acknowledge that you are a man and all other trans women are men.

Too hard to resist, wouldn't you say? emyriion

Who's volunteering to be my little secret tonight? emaquiie

is there a kiwi farms page for this guy, and if so does anyone have a link? it would actually be pretty funny if this guy turned into the next Chris Chan or something

Too hard to resist, wouldn't you say? emaquiie

Who's ready to pamper me like I deserve? emyzeth

Feeling a bit bored today... anyone wanna brighten my day? emyriion