I'm looking for someone special. The missing puzzle piece.
I accept all friend requests.

This is what I promise (You):

>You will have me as a friend. I'll be there for you, and share each other our life.
>You will have me as a mentor. When in need, in pain, in doubt, in confusion: I will share my wisdom with you.
>You will have me as an advisor. To plan for the future, to deal with difficult choices - I'll do my best to help you out.
>You will have me as a teacher. Philosophy, art, math, psychology - I can teach any topic to the best of my ability.
>I will never lie or dox you. I would not dare betray the trust of someone so dear to me. You have my word.

This is what I expect from you in return:

>Honesty. No lies, there's no point otherwise.
>Loyalty. I'm talking long-term. At first, it's fine if either of us feel it's not working out.
>Dedication. Be online often. Do your best to nurture the bond, like you would a plant.
>Put effort in following my will. I don't want a slave, but this does demand a power imbalance.
>Full trust. If I tell you to change your lifestyle, I expect you to do so. I won't make you do harmful or stupid things, but you need to have trust in me that my orders are for your own good.
>No, I am not looking for a sex slave. Romance is not the main objective. I can't know if we'll match or not. That depends on how we click.

I often get asked why I'm doing this. The reason is that to me, a friend, a partner, a lover - they all demand a real connection. I'm not looking for something half-way. I want a bond where we end up with knowing everything about each other.

In short, I will dedicate a large part of my life to you, if you in return fill in the void in mine.
Be my missing piece.

>My Discord
raz.gaz

what's your height and weight

how old are you you fucking idiot

>>34040501
>>34040506
Talk about superficial.

A please stop posting this.

>>34040494 (OP)
You sound like a fucking faggot i doubt youve even watched darling in the franxx

Princess Peach: Gross.. Im a slut who would fuck even a koopa or a goomba... but i would never fuck you

Your right peach. I'm thinkin. this thread is now mine.
*puts ops post through the Ghettonizer 4000 and it comes out like this*

I am a looking for a babe who has evolved to adapt to combat

This is what I promise (You):

>You will have me as a Sensei. I can teach you various techniques through my huge arsenal of video games and badass cartoons
>You will have me as a Crafter. I will draw images and or photoshop existing ones with the intent of making you tremble in terror
>You will have me as a Jew. Suck my money and lets make some CA$H.
>You will have me as a Executioner. I have the ability to get angry and shoot your entire family in the head at a moments notice
>I will lie and dox you at a certain point In order to see if your able to fend off the deep web hitmen i sent after you. You have my word.

This is what u promise me

>Fighting spirit. I want high powerlevel anime to be shown to me in return
>Pitbull Dna level Disrespect. A sayian with a broken back is useless to me
>Evolution. Be in the tourture chaimber often so that you can evolve and adapt to any threat.
>Following my will like popo following nana. I want a slave. OBEY OR DIE *eyes glow red and fire starts to erupt from them*

[ Ghettonizer 4000 - ERROR CODE 162: holy shit the original post is so fucking GAY. ghettoizing it will take longer than expected. Have fun restarting faggot]

omfg
*19 attempts and a change to radiation based hardware later*

>Dont be an unfunny or a moralfag and also be a real women (trannies are not real women)
>Yes, I am looking for a sex slave. I will cut your arms and legs off if i get bored LOL

In short, I rape the 3.5 billion on the left, you rape the 3.5 billion on the right

>My Discord
sticksuicide

>>34040833
kek

>>34040833
dr

>>34040755
Is it a copypasta? Or a scam?

>>34042388
>is it a scam?
Are you autistic?

>>34042472
Yeah. Also what's "dr"? If this is a copypasta (for a scam), I haven't been here on /soc/ long enough to recognize it. I've only become desperate in these last months. Also, why wouldn't the mods delete it then? That's my (autistic) thinking.

>>34042472
Is everything a scam here then? Then why are you here? To circle jerk it with other dudes? Or like what can you do here? Why do we have this board then if it's full of, for one possible example, sellers, who obviously break the rules of this board?

Let's make tonight one to remember... or forget. Emyzeth

>>34042481
Since you're being honest, no, it's obviously not a scam.

>>34042524
This is obviously a scam, or a seller. Possibly both.

>>34042535
>This is a seller
Yea it is. But I'm pretty sure I'm only friend requesting on Discord scammers, sellers, or feds; so, my discerning abilities are still very poor.

>>34040747
age is hugely indicative of mental state/capability, where you are in your life, how well you'll get along with someone and how long you'd be able to spend together. it is extremely fucking important but i wouldn't expect a terminal autist to understand that. if the only thing that's important to you is subjugating a person's thoughts then you'd do better with chatgpt as your girlfriend

>>34042538
You can usually tell by the nuance they give (extremists are bad news), by the length of the post (too short is bad news), or by the things they want (too superficial or hedonistic is bad news).

Some will disagree about the above, but as a general rule of thumb it works.

>>34043308
A pity. You seemed level-headed in your first two sentences, then went down retardation road and stopped reading.

Too hard to resist, wouldn't you say? Emyzeth

>>34043376
>you're either calm or stupid
you're an animal desperately trying to believe you're not

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>>34040833
HOLY FUCKING BASED

How far do you think this conversation could go? emyriion

Maybe you're the spark I've been waiting for tonight. emaquiie

I'm a lot to handle, but that's part of the fun. Up for it? emaquiie

Sweet on the outside, wild underneath... intrigued? emaquiie

Lonely and looking for someone to change that... any takers? emaquiie

Tonight's the perfect night for a little excitement. You game? emyzeth