Assumption thread

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>>34043094 (OP)
Attention whore that needs validation. You think you worked hard in your looks but you look like white woman #26421
Using filters to hide your repulsive skin is also pathetic.
Those eyebrows are so fucking damaged from the amount of makeup you put on them they are starting to look abnormal

Dont tell me which ones Im wrong, because you'd be lying.

>>34043204
Pretty much right but I’m a man

Assumption: You want that mouth stuffed

>>34043094 (OP)
>>34043209
>but I’m a man
yeah we can tell idiot your onions 6head is a dead giveaway

be honest and brutal if necessary

>>34043094 (OP)
i don't care for how you brushed your eyebrows upwards. it's disgusting
>>34044771
the ferris wheel looks empty. that place clearly stinks

Who's ready to pamper me like I deserve? emaquiie

>>34044795
but i also stink....

Who's volunteering to be my little secret tonight? emaquiie

>>34044771
>>34044841
really hot and cute, especially the cute lil pokies sticking out
my kinda girl. got a discord?

>>34044771
I bet you're the type to wear a transparent top with no bra and then scald guys for daring to look at your tits that you've put on display

also your legs are about 5x thicker than your arms. kinda disproportional.

>>34047982
Assuming you're the kind of girl I go crazy for considering you're perfect in the looks department.

>>34043094 (OP)
filter but you clearly shower and bathe so that makes you better than the majority of femcels here. i bet you're a decently functional person.
>>34044771
the upside down triangle bikini trend extrapolated into a dress... a shame. i have no assumptions to make of you other than you sepdn too much on clothing
>>34047982
if only you spent as much time on your makeup as you did on sliming down. your knuckles shouldn't be thinner than the fat around your fingers. you clearly have good features (small nose, decently full lips) so you'd be very conventionally attractive if you lost weight. l i assume it's been tough to keep the pounds off and you exhibit humility and extreme kindness towards others to get them to like you, because you falsely believe you're not worthy due to your weight. you spend lots of time on your makeup and finding outfits that flatter you because it takes a lot of effort in order for you to feel confident. if you were skinny, you'd easily be prettier than me and most other women.

>>34047982
you look like theatre girl, like you could be in a musical
>>34049000
gamer girl, libertarian

>>34049000
you look like you can get guys easy but dont prefer keeping them around long and maybe also highfunctioning autistic, pretty tho
>>34049023
you look like you sit in girls dms and keep dming them after theyve ignored you countless times, take a hint ya
>>34047982
you look easy, face is pretty tho
>>34044771
look like a very sociable likeable person, kinda slow ish and very much woman brained

>>34049105
sadly i am too anxious to even dm someone. you look pretty intimidating

>>34043094 (OP)
I'd assume there are a million thoughts going through that forehead if the vacant eyes didn't tell me there are none.

>>34043094 (OP)
Gooned all the way out
>>34049105
WAY too pretty to be on here, there has to be some evil spirit within you
>>34049023
Whats your favourite musical you look a little bit gay
>>34049000
Nice guns you seem pretty cool !

>>34049193
i´m bi but i haven´t actually ever seen any whole musical, the red hair girl just gave me stereotypical vibe of a theatre person i´ve seen in american movies. you look like a very wholesome and nice person also in the thumbnail it looks like you´re holding a white parrot haha

>>34049193
>>34049210
True, what the fuck is that? Looks like a giant cat paw about to swipe the negress.

>>34049210
Its a kitty paw
>>34049213
Gawsh youre so faggy xdd try again

>>34049221
nigga i nailed it don't chat shit. post another pic of the giant kitty paw.

>>34049226
Post your saggy nuts and ill do it

>>34049230
I don't put out on the first date luv.

>>34048951
Thanks
>>34049000
I wish I could do it as easily as it sounds, but I'm on various medications currently for various reasons I won't get into which makes it super hard...
>>34049023
I like that!
>>34049105
Thanks..?

18f, need some serious advice, having a big problem with my parents atm, please help thanks and don't be a dick (Nederlands kan ook gewoon hoor!)

My Kik is esmeegaatmee

>>34043094 (OP)
>>34044771
>>34047982
>>34049023
>>34049105
I will assume you're normies

>>34049193
You talk interestingly on here. You must be a bit cultured

>>34049000
Nice guns indeed, if they're yours
>if only you spent as much time on your makeup as you did on sliming down
Did you mean the opposite?

>>34049943
the way i worded my statement was crass and bitchy and i’m sorry for that. i was being that way due to my own insecurities and im sorry about that. in reality you have really pretty features and im jealous of them. i hope hearing people say they find you beautiful has boosted your confidence.

Looking to chat to someone who can assume stuff about me and my family.Dm on disc justak8_

>>34050980
No offense taken, I understand, and I don't lack confidence:) I wish I could lose weight, but it doesn't hinder my visual confidence as much as it might seem

>>34050980
quite the 180. Why make the comment in the first place if you're going to regret it and apologise?

>>34051016
So it shouldn't, you're fine as fuck.

>>34051031
not sure, it obviously wasn’t a good call to begin with. i feel this is a rhetorical question meant to make me feel silly but the obvious answer for why i posted that in the first place is because i am riddled with envy. i also was a little bit too tipsy.
>>34051016
im glad you’re confident, thats unfortunately not very common among women of our generation (or at least those who are terminally online to the point they use 4chan.) a question im begging the answer for—do you dye your hair? it’s such a pretty copper tone and really suits you. i can’t tell if your skin has a neutral or cool undertone, but red looks amazing on you.

>>34051309
I of course wish I could be more normal weight, that would boost my confidence 100x more, but it is what it is:) at least my boobs grew twice their size when I gained more weight. And yes, I dye it, naturally I'm a dark brown

>>34050544
Thanks ! I guess i am pretty cultured idk i just never left my house as a kid

>>34051309
>i feel this is a rhetorical question meant to make me feel silly
It was not, I was just fascinated by the extreme change of tone and sentiment lol. Nice for apologising and correcting yourself though.

>>34051016
You look fantastic!

oh boy i love multiple rate threads all at once
yes i chopped my hair real bad i know
>>34047982
insanely cool eyebrows, likely hasn't changed routine otherwise since high school. gets shit-faced drunk the fastest at any party, very wild sex life back in college after not having much of it in hs. you remind me a bit of a gorgeous friend who sadly lets guys step all over her lmao
>>34049000
autistic but in the non-performative way based on the look in your eyes. it'd be easy to assume the guns are for farming (You)s on /k/, but that's so 2016 so i'm guessing you had a great relationship with your dad and went shooting. probably has a lot of orbiters in DMs but gets tired of them quickly, you worded that post too eloquently to go nya uwu every two minutes convincingly
>>34049023
faggot with a vape and a mean streak but a heart of gold when it comes to his besties who may or may not hate him. sorry, it's that damn catty eyebrow raise and high cheekbones

>>34052011
this one's a regular selfie from a week ago
yeah needless to say i won't be touching the scissors ever again
>>34051956
way too pretty AND way too high-maintenance above all else to be here. are the freckles real? you look like you got rhino and i mean that in the best way possible, that nose is too perfect. autistic with looking hot as a special interest? idfk

>>34043094 (OP)
Estonian woman from tartu who lives with her line cook boyfriend
>>34044841
Iranian-Canadian who now lives in Winnipeg, works at a Mercedes dealership but doesn’t know much about cars
>>34047982
Insipid
>>34049000
Future (nice) mom to her 3 kids possibly gets divorced in her 40’s but won’t take vengeance on her ex husband
>>34049105
Half Colombian girl who ghosted me after our coffee date even though I only rejected her hug because I said I’m religious but I really want to see her again

>>34043094 (OP)
I saw you post this today while i was working and KNEW i had to draw you. please enjoy <3

>>> >>34052077

>>34052011
im wanting to branch out to more full body pics but i feel the need to try again with you. this will work

>>34052032
powerful aura. you're next after the above anon

>>34052011
one is mine and the other’s are my bf’s. granted, i had only been shooting once before i met him.

reading your responses to others, id say you’re a decent conversationalist and have a unique charm that keeps others invested in a friendship with you. i bet you love walking on trails with your headphones in listening to doomer russian music. you probably stop and look at ladybugs or other fauna when you encounter them.
>>34052032
plays mtg and one (only one) of his irl friends has a gf, you don’t find yourself jealous and instead are content they work so well together. you heavily anticipated new episodes of smiling friends.

soc sucks now. Way too many obvious larps

>>34052090
Vapid words, I haven’t heard of mtg or the smiling friends, my only irl friend died from an overdose in Iran

From your responses you present a fascinating case however, you are the antithesis to the paragon of a gifted taciturn man. Very fascinating specially combined with how pretty your eyes are

>>34052129
do you feel lonely?

>>34052011
MUCH better! here. it's dangerous to go alone. take this >>34052224

>>34052187
At times head is so fickle that I feel intensely in love with the grass next to my room, mostly however yes.
A very very cold loneliness in the new world that feels physically linked to me

>>34047982
You don't stop at one sleeve when eating Oreos

>>34052032
Werewolf by night
>>34052019
You scare and confuse me because of your androgyny
>>34047982
>>34049943
No thoughts, head empty
>>34043094 (OP)
Many thoughts, has a lot on her mind
>>34049193
Sanrio Blurd
>>34049105
Will call me a slur
>>34049023
Distinctly average, not in a mean way but in an I bet high school was good to you type of way.
>>34049000
tradwife but also tardwife
>>34044841
>stinky
femcel

>>34052359
>will call you a slur
no sir, that's me

>>34052032
i got your sketch done over here my guy >>34052366

aight. judge me. GO GO GO (fuck i miss that shirt)

>>34052382
>bracelets are color coordinated with outfit
A little vain, believes in their sense of aesthetics
>will call me a slur
Choose carefully

>>34052019
you look like an old friend of mine who lived in Michigan

>>34052011
Casca???

>>34052080
Not enough heads

Let's spice things up a little, shall we? emyriion

>>34049000
I miss you, hope you're doing well.

>>34043094 (OP)
A rare species of manatee
You cry a lot and excel in opera

>>34047982
You are Adele if she somehow ate herself

>>34049193
Ooga booga gibs dat monies


>>34052011
You will bum a cig from a stranger for the sole purpose of burning yourself with it
You are a gaymer and an occasional misanthrope

>>34052032
The Ayatollah has no clothes

>>34052359
You like to dress up like a clown and moan while you finger your asshole with your pinky

Responses cont

>>34052019
> I think, therefore Iran

>>34049023
Cried when Kobe died

>>34052382
Has been punched many times, just not hard enough to learn a lesson

>>34049000
You have nipple piercings, a tattoo above your crotch and a pet hamster named Rick that sits on your lap when you feel pensive

>>34052382
i assume you’re a cool guy. you’re the drawthread guy yeah?

>>34049000
you look like a sociopathic shitalian

Hmuu

Kik maddietoosexc

I swear to god. No matter what i do my post keeps getting flagged as spam (fair but bullshit) so here's a screenshot

>>34052419
if i do my makeup w my hair cut this short, maybe
>>34053255
normcore guy at every rave/party who gets along with everyone and somehow always carrying a beer without ever being properly drunk. several BPDemon exes
>You will bum a cig from a stranger for the sole purpose of burning yourself with it
You are a gaymer and an occasional misanthrope
i AM a hardcore masochist, used to play a lot of vidya (i think the last game i properly finished was MGS2 several years ago?) and i skimp out on talking to people for a couple weeks every now and then. scarily accurate tf how did you do that
>>34052359
you look like a questionably (?) bi pinoy whose parents immigrated to the west coast and has popped acid twice and felt shockingly underwhelmed but will still accept if offered. pet hamster vibes maybe?
>You scare and confuse me because of your androgyny
good, that's the endgoal

>>34053769
>my post keeps getting flagged as spam
It's because of how many replies you have in the post, despite there being other posts ITT with more than that.

>>34053780
I thought so as well, but no. its only if i try replying to others in the same way others do. It has me scratching my head. Ah well.

>>34053786
Try again but with fewer replies, like 5, even though there are posts with like 10 in them.

>>34044771
>File: 1749545704715339.jpg
>>34044841
>File: 1733166472582524.jpg
>be honest
Considering the filenames I don't believe you're the one in these pics.

lol, pre-post edit
>posts with the image hash ‘WDcAclloqcyr2UIiLnqYRQ==’. 7 results found.
>posts with the image hash ‘S1P/kIMeLVQjm1LcyqQwAA==’. 19 results found.
Definitely not you in the pics.

Hmuuu
Kik maddietoosexc

>>34053255
Albanian-israeli covert chomo

>>34053775
>you look like a questionably (?) bi pinoy whose parents immigrated to the west coast and has popped acid twice and felt shockingly underwhelmed but will still accept if offered.
Jesus christ its eerily accurate. Especially the acid part.
>pet hamster vibes maybe?
i dunno what this means but i do like rats
>>34053255
>You like to dress up like a clown
I do indeed like to dress up like a clown, but my butthole remains untouched. If I were to engage in homosexual activities I am exclusively a top.
>>34053769
>bro material
Sweet

>>34053631
sociopath allegations i can stomach, italian i cannot

>>34054357
>seething italian called out

>>34052359
You look like the fun friend who likes to tease crack jokes and is overall goofy
No steady GFs but you have flings and hookups
Not gay but you do gay stuff under the influence
Most athletic/ active of your friends group with a lot of experiences

>>34052382
You look like you’re always in need of a female and female attention. In constant need of a GF. You’ve had relationships in the past but currently single. Look like you work in retail. Fast food enjoyer.


>>34053255
You look chill, but only comfortable in the same type of outfits. You seem like you have basic nerd interests maybe did track in High-school, you no longer work out. You don’t seem like you care about attracting anyone, based on your clothes and style. Youre just content.

>>34052090
>bf who does outdoor stuff
>still using 4chan
okay well now ik you're an actual autist
p accurate i do love me my post-punk and i plan on somehow swindling my way to a molchat doma concert next week lol
>>34054338
the shirtless + cig and dyed hair really tells me that a) likely wasn't a Chinese household and b) you look like someone i'd walk by at a music festival but you also sound too normal so => acid part
there is no long-winded explanation as to why everyone assumes ud fuck a man i guess we all got the same vibration

Like what you see? Don't be shy-let me know. emaquiie

what vibes do I give off, be fully honest

>>34056793
Single mom that tries too hard to be cool

>>34056793
the filter and pose makes you look like a 2008 sitcom character

>>34056793
fun gal in miami who takes better care of her dog than a good chunk of people take care of their children. got a tattoo when she was 17 that she’s ashamed of and has either gotten cool work over it or is saving to do so. used to smoke cigarettes. had an extensive party phase but has since calmed down and fondly looks back on the summer of 2006. smells like sunbum and at one point was really into running. has a young child in early elementary or pre-k that she lets pick out their own zany and unique style. takes her kid outdoors to play nearly everyday and much to their dismay, lathers them in sunscreen before allowing them to sprint to the playground. looked down on by the lipfiller bbl moms but she’s content and has everything she’s ever wanted.

>>34052011
>autistic in the non-performative way
unfortunately my utter lack of social skills is due to my own failure to exercise any from a young age rather than some innate inability to understand others. i’m good at small talk and connecting on a very surface level, but interacting with others feels extremely performative and i feel as though they can sense my discomfort. i feel as though this is something many of us here struggle with. like i said, i imagine you leave a good impression on the majority of people you meet and there’s something comforting about your presence. id bet you’re very well-liked

>>34057043
nah bc i totally get that lol i use autistic here endearingly, not in the "u look retarded" way
>and there’s something comforting about your presence. id bet you’re very well-liked
yeah, i make friends and acquaintances very easily :D but that's about it, if i drop my filter i say too much stupid shit and if i don't it always feels performative to a degree so i'm not even sure how much you're supposed to tell people before they should actually feel like friends, y'know? what's for a therapist and what isn't? yapping shit online is simple lol
>>34056793
seconding this >>34057011 you look like a natasha bedingfield song plays every time you get in your toyota prius or spritz some pink sugar, curious by britney spears or maybe even bare vanilla before hopping out. i will add though - i see an emo or scene phase at some point

>>34054357
Got yo spaghetti slurping ass

>>34056793
>what vibes do I give off, be fully honest
Honestly, this >>34056812
>Single mom that tries too hard to be cool

Sweet words might just earn you my attention. emyriion

>>34049000
abused animals as a child, still feels guilty about it. stays up on gfuel playing call of duty.
>>34052032
wanted to be a philosopher but got stuck on a spiral of drugs and conspiracy theories
>>34052382
posts loli on /b/ and has a crush on his underage niece. works at a car wash.
>>34053255
laidback arab guy living in LA. collects cartoon figurines and gambles at casinos; is very chill but kinda dishonest

>>34053775
loves evanescence, paramore and twilight. has high self esteem but also gossips a lot.

>>34058527
Slutty and cute. Nice. Got contacts?

>>34058527
very sad MTF

>>34049193
You look like that dumb retard that adds everyone on here and begs them for money. Cynthia or some stupid fake name like that (we all know your real name is shaniqua)

>>34049943
Fat ugly cunt that thinks shes a 10 and thinks her best feature is her sad saggers but in reality shes like a 2 and her pancake tits will probably reach her belly button before she hits 30. Also extreme bitch with a nasaly voice (gross)

>>34049193
You ever manage to hook up with that firefighter properly?

>>34060474
No he died and they never found his body

>>34060477
lol, rip. Good to know you're still about regardless. Always enjoyed seeing you post, be that here or in your server.

>>34058527
Would poke, grind, and mash your prostate like I was trying to escape a grab in melee

Let's make tonight one to remember... or forget. emyzeth

>>34052011
Used to be chronically online but isn't anymore

>>34052019
>>34062742
I need to be in a threesome with the both of you

>>34062742
French Canadian (refuge from Lyon) ex girlfriend whom I now hate, rejected from a public university once which made you cry for 2 days but you realize it doesn’t matter

>>34062742
HOT

Who's in the mood for something thrilling tonight? emyriion

>>34062742
nice hat

>>34052011
those shoulders were built for battle

>>34053775
adams apple check

>>34058527
Wide, sloping shoudlers. Puffy cheeks. We see the E in you troon legion warrior.

>>34064240
>>34064234
nigga im a dude what else would i have going on there im not trying to pass as a girl lol
>>34064195
you look like the long-lost fourth jonas brother. grow out ur hair and get a tan or smth you look like you play starcraft 4 hours a day but you can easily pivot into being a fuckboy
>>34062742
has an embarrassing notebook with sketches of anime ships from way back in middle school, pinterest's bravest soldier

Tonight's the perfect night for a little excitement. You game? emyriion

Curvy, confident, and craving some attention... sound fun? emyriion

>>34064757
Forgotten weapons we have at home.
>I hear by give you the hobby of and youtube channel name.
Remembered Weapons

Famous Weapons

Recognized Weapons

Known Weapons

Storied Weapons

Revered Weapons

Immortal Weapons

Not Forgotten Weapons

Well-Known Weapons

Celebrated Weapons

Pick one. Piss off forgotten weapons as Dr. Phill from Bum fights.

>>34064941
I have no idea what any of this means

>>34064941
Ok so he's some gun YouTuber, my moustache is much better than his, he also kinda looks like a manlet

>>34064757
I just wanted to stop by and say you seem like the wise party sage. Like the kind of dude who sits in the garden when the night is winding down and everyone's still pretty buzzed but very relaxed, giving out pristine life advice and helping people with their heartbreak and problems. You have the kind and wise face that sets others on the right path in life.

>>34065264
Not really, I'm usually off my tits till the sun comes up if I'm partying, I will talk alot of shit but it won't be sage advice. Sometimes I'll give advice when I'm sober but to be honest I'm sick of hearing other people's problems these days, thanks for the compliment though