Thread 34054955

I'm looking for someone special. The missing puzzle piece.
I accept all friend requests.

This is what I promise (You):

>You will have me as a friend. I'll be there for you, and share each other our life.
>You will have me as a mentor. When in need, in pain, in doubt, in confusion: I will share my wisdom with you.
>You will have me as an advisor. To plan for the future, to deal with difficult choices - I'll do my best to help you out.
>You will have me as a teacher. Philosophy, art, math, psychology - I can teach any topic to the best of my ability.
>I will never lie or dox you. I would not dare betray the trust of someone so dear to me. You have my word.

This is what I expect from you in return:

>Honesty. No lies, there's no point otherwise.
>Loyalty. I'm talking long-term. At first, it's fine if either of us feel it's not working out.
>Dedication. Be online often. Do your best to nurture the bond, like you would a plant.
>Put effort in following my will. I don't want a slave, but this does demand a power imbalance.
>Full trust. If I tell you to change your lifestyle, I expect you to do so. I won't make you do harmful or stupid things, but you need to have trust in me that my orders are for your own good.
>No, I am not looking for a sex slave. Romance is not the main objective. I can't know if we'll match or not. That depends on how we click.

I often get asked why I'm doing this. The reason is that to me, a friend, a partner, a lover - they all demand a real connection. I'm not looking for something half-way. I want a bond where we end up with knowing everything about each other.

In short, I will dedicate a large part of my life to you, if you in return fill in the void in mine.
Be my missing piece.

>My Discord
raz.gaz

To clarify, I have found several matches, but for different reasons it ultimately couldn't work.

Meaning, I'm not posting for nothing. Thanks for your patience.

>>34054960
youre probably the problem you should do some more introspection

>>34054960
no one fucking cares about your cope. if you were actually getting matches you would be satisfied with posting in regular threads instead of trying to attention whore making your own threads and wasting space. kill yourself.

>>34054955 (OP)
>>34054960
today is definitely the day........ just joking you fucking retard

Generous guys, you know where to find me. emaquiie

dude puts more effort than any of you retards and gets shit on, classic soc

hope you find it dude

You sound like a fucking faggot i doubt youve even watched darling in the franxx

Princess Peach: Gross.. Im a slut who would fuck even a koopa or a goomba... but i would never fuck you

Your right peach. I'm thinkin. this thread is now mine.
*puts ops post through the Ghettonizer 4000 and it comes out like this*

I am a looking for a babe who has evolved to adapt to combat

This is what I promise (You):

>You will have me as a Sensei. I can teach you various techniques through my huge arsenal of video games and badass cartoons
>You will have me as a Crafter. I will draw images and or photoshop existing ones with the intent of making you tremble in terror
>You will have me as a Jew. Suck my money and lets make some CA$H.
>You will have me as a Executioner. I have the ability to get angry and shoot your entire family in the head at a moments notice
>I will lie and dox you at a certain point In order to see if your able to fend off the deep web hitmen i sent after you. You have my word.

This is what u promise me

>Fighting spirit. I want high powerlevel anime to be shown to me in return
>Pitbull Dna level Disrespect. A sayian with a broken back is useless to me
>Evolution. Be in the tourture chaimber often so that you can evolve and adapt to any threat.
>Following my will like popo following nana. I want a slave. OBEY OR DIE *eyes glow red and fire starts to erupt from them*

[ Ghettonizer 4000 - ERROR CODE 162: holy shit the original post is so fucking GAY. ghettoizing it will take longer than expected. Have fun restarting faggot]

omfg
*19 attempts and a change to radiation based hardware later*

>Dont be an unfunny or a moralfag and also be a real women (trannies are not real women)
>Yes, I am looking for a sex slave. I will cut your arms and legs off if i get bored LOL

In short, I rape the 3.5 billion on the left, you rape the 3.5 billion on the right

>My Discord
sticksuicide

Azy

this is a known doxxer, avoid

>>34056503
what "effort"? he just spams the same shitty copy pasta over and over and over again and shits up the board with his autistic ramblings

Older guys, you always know how to make me smile. emyriion

>>34056503
Lol dude somehow still hasn't found anyone after 5 or so attention whoring threads, what makes you think he's actually putting in any sort of real effort

Guy probably just discards whatever poor idiot that adds him when he gets bored of toying with them and keeps looking for new ones for easy dopamine shots

Let's chat and see where things go... I don't disappoint. emyzeth

Curvy, confident, and craving some attention... sound fun? emaquiie

Let's spice things up a little, shall we? emaquiie

Curvy, confident, and craving some attention... sound fun? emyriion

Who's in the mood for something thrilling tonight? emyzeth

>>34059712
Yeah, that's exactly what he did with me. He also says he accepts all friend requests, but he blocked most of my alts the moment I started answering his first question (which was purposefully vague).

Generous guys, you know where to find me. emaquiie

>>34065621
>he blocked most of my alts

dude, that's 100% on you, literal stalker behavior wtf

Maybe you're the spark I've been waiting for tonight. emyriion

Lonely and looking for someone to change that... any takers? emyriion

Tell me I'm your type, and maybe I'll stick around. emaquiie

Do I have your attention, or are you playing hard to get? emyzeth

Want a little tease? Ask me nicely. emyzeth

>>34054955 (OP)
Wow that’s beautiful, I’d suck your cock

>>34077569
come suck mine

>>34054955 (OP)
How much math do you know?

>>34054955 (OP)
i added you jipsnjps please I need this.

>>34079656
No, only the OPs

>>34080100
Did you add them? What are they like?

Too hard to resist, wouldn't you say?

A lot of people are becoming fans of my vagina which is understandable because I’ve been posting here a lot lately. Normally I try to respect my privacy but I understand now that my case is of public interest so I’ll give an update.

YES, my vagina still fucking stinks. I don’t expect it to stop stinking soon, so don’t worry <3

>>34082170
wtf

>>34081357
I don’t have discord

Lonely and looking for someone to change that... any takers?

>>34082608
I'm OP. If you like my post, please do make a discord, even if just to exchange another way of keeping in touch.
Leaving aside the cocksucking, anyone who finds what I wrote beautiful I'd like to talk to.

>>34084693
Your post leaves me with a lot of questions, anon. What do you mean by “follow my will”? What’s the main reason things haven’t worked out with anyone who added you - is it you, or them? Are you looking for someone to be completely dependent on you? I don’t ask out of malice, I just want to know more.

>>34084870
I'm afraid I give tailored replies to those who add me, rather than generic replies here.

>>34084889
I respect the mystique you’re wanting to cultivate. Unfortunately you remind me of someone I used to be close to (and who things ended poorly with), so I won’t be adding you but I do wish you luck.

>>34084920
It's not mystique. Rather my time is valuable, and not worth spending with every curious random onlooker.

Sure. Good luck.

>>34084924
I didn’t mean to upset you, anon. My bad.

>>34084932
You did not. Sorry if it came across that way!
Thanks for your time.

>>34084954
You too, anon. Have a good night.

>>34084693
I hate to break it to you, but I was joking about the cock sucking thing, unless you have a vagina, which I doubt it, I’m not really into oral sex anyway.

>>34077569
>>34085254
I'd suck his cock

>>34085254
i doubt anyone would actually expect some random to suck another random's cock for a post
i guess he was talking about the way you called it beautiful

>>34085254
Crude. Not interested.

>>34080064
>>34084693
So I assume you don't actually know mathematics.

Want to find that special someone or a good friend? We have had marriages and meetups happen here, we got the greatest bunch of people around who are looking for connections. Join now!

https://discord.gg/bRwySbUcfh

>>34087797
he already said he doesn't answer here dipshit
as much as i dislike these threads at least op uses his brain

>>34056503
>>34088510
10 bucks says op is samefagging

>>34087201
What’s crude about what I wrote? Because I did not eloquently politely decline cock sucking? You’re snooty and arrogant

i feel as if i need this sort of person, but every time i've found them, it's ended terribly. they rush into sexual things and it just scares me away.

also, there is an unmentioned catch with these posts; they'll say that you have to click, but i'm beginining to wonder if, what they really mean is that, you must be typically beautiful to apply.

Maybe you're the spark I've been waiting for tonight.

>>34090232
aren't you the constant in all those scenarios

Who's in the mood for something thrilling tonight?

I'm a lot to handle, but that's part of the fun. Up for it?

mm are you still taking people

I'm a lot to handle, but that's part of the fun. Up for it?

>>34094455
Yes.

Feeling a little adventurous tonight... care to join?

Still looking.

Hi F 23 my afternoon is a bit boring looking for someone to make 30 minute video calls with. I do fetishes and sexting photos and videos
Discord: hornyxester_43092

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Genuine question for OP: what do think a relationship is based off if not sex?

If your not having sex what the fuck are you doing instead? Life is mostly just maintenance. But you don't need another person for maintenance. You need them for sex.

Also pretentious vapid social-status signaling words framed as bad poetry can't be a relationships foundation.

>>34100450
If you really think sex is the *basis* for a relationship, then I'm sorry to say you haven't experienced a true bond.

That does not mean sex is not important, meaningful, or even vital in some cases. But it is purely biological and hedonistic, and it does not fulfill true purpose.

You can perfectly lead a life based around sex, but it will inevitably reach a ceiling. Most people won't even notice it's there, but it is.

As someone who was once very close with OP give him a chance, he is gentle and kind despite how his needs are laid out kind of aggressively. He will be very straight forward with you and stick to his word. A part of me wishes I could have been that person he is looking for, he’s very caring just misunderstood.

>>34104112
... I can't quite make out who you are. But I'll be happy to hear again from someone who was very close to me.

Of course, maybe you don't want to, or who knows what else - no worries, I appreciate the comment and wish you the best.

Do I have your attention, or are you playing hard to get?

looking for male that can be my slave to help me cum, satisfy and worhip my body. i want
to own and command you if you’re interested dm me on my kik mistressnora02

>>34104112
+1 OP seems cold and stoic at first, but if you get past his defenses he's extremely caring and sweet

>>34106328
... I really have no idea who you are either.
I appreciate the comment all the same.

>>34104112
>>34106328
Such low-IQ, transparent samefagging (along with all the other cringe shit he's doing) should be a capital crime

>>34107789
Except I'm not.
Wish server logs could be shown so troglodytes like you get executed.

24 M USA (est) here. I recently bought a cock cage and it invigorated me to find a buddy! I am looking for a long term jerking pal to also be good friends with.

>>Not interested in
People looking for a feeder, someone who wants me to cam, or looking for money. Also not looking for someone with poor english or an inability to type like a human being. Also not looking for someone unable to trade porn with me. Not looking to be ghosted or a one night fling!

>>Looking for!
Looking for an actual friend. I love jerking off and stuff but at the end of the day I want to bond with someone for our personalities, nerdy interests and other quirks in addition to sex and porn. But to the nitty gritty, I love big booty women, large breasted women, girls in tight clothing, dancing women, BBC, SPH, JOI, anything in this wheelhouse or under these umbrellas and I am game! Please share with me your interests, and even specific pornstars! Also I just bought a chastity cage and while the one I currently have is a little big I would still love to show you!

>>You are
Ideally older than me, porn obsessed, and hung, ideally 6+ inches the bigger the better:) Also you ideally would be looking to make my porn addiction worse and make my dicky always leaky;)

Please reach out if you're interested!

Discord: LilBrim

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the States, and I absolutely love getting in the mood for some wild chats. I'm all about that playful teasing and seeing just how far I can take things! I can get super flirty and love to push your buttons while we both have a blast. Honestly, I'm a bit of a homebody and prefer the thrill of chatting online rather than hitting the town. If you're into steamy conversations and wanna have some fun, hit me up! Just add me on that app with the ghost logo: z-o-y-m-ell (be sure to remove the spaces and dashes, of course!). I promise, I'm just here for a good time and not a seller. Looking forward to some spicy chats!

why are you guys still giving this nigga attention?
if he wasnt a total lolcow it wouldn't take 3 months of spamming to find something.
also, options field exists, use it.

>>34110122
no

yeah he isn't worth your time. just seems to want 4chan neet losers to talk to if you have anything resembling a normal stable life.