actually honest rate thread no simps edition

fuck you

>>34071035 (OP)
Use one of the existing rate threads that haven’t been bumped for a while, retard

>>34071035 (OP)
you look like a fag, nice pube beard btw

Think you can keep up with someone as fiery as me? emyriion

Let's make tonight one to remember... or forget. emaquiie

>>34071061
>>34071263
lol faggots

>>34071035 (OP)
Get some tan and take care of the beard, trim and shine. Get an actual nice haircut. Would suck/10

Let's chat and see where things go... I don't disappoint. emyzeth

0/10, not a simp
You look like this nigga I know who broke his back on the first day of joining the military

Looking for someone who knows how to spoil me. emyzeth

Like what you see? Don't be shy-let me know. emyzeth

>>34071035 (OP)
3/10

Decently ugly, hair looks like shit, you got some shit all over your forehead, you got a fucked up eye, your facial hair looks disgusting,

>>34071035 (OP)
2/10

Sweet words might just earn you my attention. emyzeth

>>34078849
7

did U Shave Ur Head Or R U Balding

>>34080533
shaved

>>34080787
>>34071035 (OP)
buy a better webcam or camera,

>>34080787
6/10 but probably because of bad beard and poor quality photo

>>34080787
ur hot like really hot

Sweet on the outside, wild underneath... intrigued?

>>34080787
>>34071035 (OP)
5/10 get rid of the beard or trim it to a stubble to get to a 6 or 7

>>34071035 (OP)
0/10 you got a registry face.

>>34071035 (OP)
4.5 you look like youd beat some nogs mother half to death before raping her daughter, some girls like that atleast.
>>34081282
5.5-6 hard to tell but youre atleast well kept good for you, probably a manlet.

>>34071035 (OP)
5/10
>>34080787
6/10
>>34081282
5/10
>>34085397
8/10

Every time I take a picture now I have to spend at least five minutes desperately trying to style my hair in a way that belies how badly my hairline is receding it's kind of fucking soul destroying honestly
>>34080787
This probably violates the no-simping rule but you're so fucking pretty in this one i have no idea why you felt compelled to shave your head
>>34083137
I like the fact that you don't even remotely care about getting rated and just wanted to show off your cool trick that's kind of endearing to me
>>34085397
Objectively incredibly hot but almost definitely has a personality completely repellant to women irl

>>34071035 (OP)
Frightening. 3/10
>>34081282
Grow out your beard and groom it well and I think you could go from 4/10 to 7/10. No bad features just a little uninteresting.

>>34085702
5/10
>>34085602
6/10
>>34085397
7/10
>>34081282
6/10

>34071035
kinda gross
>34080787
so much better what were you think dude grow it back please
>>34081282
cute 7/10
>>34085397
7
>>34085511
6
>>34085602
if ur going for male like an 8/10 if ur trans trying to pass like a 5/10
>34085702
same comment as above
>>34085722
7

Text mee

Kik maddietoosexc

Didn't shave today, also wondering if I should grow a beard or not.

Losing weight right now, so face should get a bit more shapely soon

Didn't shave today, also wondering if I should grow a beard or not.

Losing weight right now, so face should get a bit more shapely soon

*sigh*
this turned into a genuine rate thread after all

Bump

>>34086604
10/10, would blow

>>34080787
Cute Jew 7/10
>>34081282
2/10 looks like a generic Slavic popstar
>>34083137
0/10
>>34085397
5/10
>>34085511
Ew pajeet 0/10
>>34085602
Tranny/10
>>34085702
You'd look better with ear-length hair but I give 8/10, beautiful eyes
>>34085722
Very... Normal? 6/10 I suppose
>>34085965
6/10 you need fuller eyebrows

Generous guys, you know where to find me.

Well lets hope i get through spam filter

>>34086604
5. Gl with the weight loss. It only gets better
>>34085965
4.5 kind of uncanny sorry :-)

>>34085722
7. There is simply no score more average. If there was an army of average joes. You'd be a foot soldier. You are exactly the guy girls talk about when they say they want an average guy. On this site thats a virtue.

>>34085602
8. You look like the kinda guy thats half naked in the background while zeus is eating grapes
>>34085702
7. You look tired. But nice hair

>>34089246
Dis me.

>>34089252
onision/10

>>34089252
4/10
>>34085965
5/10
>>34085722
5/10
>>34085702
6/10
>>34085602
6/10

>>34085702
You know full well you're a 10/10 you just picked a bad picture
>>34085965
6.5/10
Good features odd pose and maybe fill your brows
>>34089252
8/10 not really my type but I can see that you're objectively very attractive >>34086646
6/10 just shave and clean up and you'd look good you remind me of macaluay culkin

>>34089622
7/10

>>34089484
5/10

>> 34089252
You look like an AI generated, soft man version of Peter Steele. it's fucking weird.

> >34086646
0/10 for actually tyyping *sigh* like a wanker and then proceeding to not rate anyone.

>>34085965
6/10

>>34085722
6/10

>>34085702
8/10

>>34071035 (OP)
trim the beard. i like the hair because it makes you look like you hate niggers. would/10

Bump

Let's make tonight one to remember... or forget.

bumppp

a lil vid plus a physique pic collage incoming. dont really have any good recent pics of me sooo
>>34089701
you look like you do traditional tattoos and are really into either cold brews or perfecting your own coffee, 8/10
>>34089622
you have the eyes of the deer i almost ran over while i was driving 150 kilometers home on two meters of sleep, 7/10
>>34089484
you look like you have a 3d printer and print out nice gadgets for friends and family while also really into being nutrition and fitness, 8.5/10 i would maybe try some glasses that have a thin design all around and not just the rims?
>>34089252
>>34089246
if you started dressing like semetary you'd be his more handsome twin, lots of potential 7/10
>>34086646
you have the pose and facial features of an old noble that would have a painting hung up of him, extremely good features but i think ur bf% is holding you back, a cut would hellaaaa boost you!! 6/10 because im mad about that
>>34085702
if you sleepwalked a century ago you wouldve been an urban legend. irish 2hollis twinkdemon, not my flavour tho there's definitely people into it! 6.5/10
>>34085722
you look like a callaghan and slightly canadian 7.5/10

>>34092578
voila, started going to the gym again a week ago so still a bit scrawny

>>34089622
Thanks for giving me some cope

Give me an honest rate and join other looksmaxxers in our discord server

https://discord.gg/UYsagdNp6b

Older guys, you always know how to make me smile.

Tonight's the perfect night for a little excitement. You game?

How bad is it?

>>34094385
You got potential but aren't using it.

Drop the glasses for contacts, either go all in on the beard or shave it.

Also do something do something with your hair, not a fan maybe someone else can suggest something better. Lift as well.

If you all this, you could get upto a 7.5.

>>34094385
you look like the chud caricature but with dark skin

how can i ascend
this was me as a blond i will post my new hair in a moment.

>>34071035 (OP)
I think you'd look very good without the beard :)

>>34092578
6.5 i think you still just look young, youll get better with age
>>34093628
6.5 could be higher if i could see more of your face and the suit could be a better fit, looks oversized
>>34094385
insane potential, you have a stoic masculine look, you just need better clothes, better haircut, maybe ditch the glasses or try different frames, and you would benefit from more facial hair and more muscle mass
>>34096193
7 cute but kinda hard to tell cause of the angle

Maybe you're the spark I've been waiting for tonight.

Thoughts everyone?

I'm looking horny slave to worship and serve my body and ass. If you interested submit your ASL to my Kik m1ssmarie

Who's ready to pamper me like I deserve?

>>34085965
-2/10 tranny, how's your tiny dick, "Brenda"?

>>34085397
juice is for fags

Sweet words might just earn you my attention.

>>34071035 (OP)
>>34080787
You look nicer in the second pic, get better at shaping your facial hair, go to a good barber shop and have them shape it for you, or just plan shave it off. And try cleaning your camera lense and taking it in natural light/sunlight

Please be honest

>>34104261
5 but you got potential
>>34100421
4
>>34098560
0 cuz indian
>>34096193
6
>>34094385
blackcel/10

How over is it? I'm 26 btw

>>34089252
I think if you gymmaxxed and cut your hair short you'd be very attractive
>>34089484
Hot
>>34098560
You look normal dude. Why do you want to ask these guys? Obviously they'll just hate on you because you're Indian. Real question is are Punjabi girls attracted to you?
>>34085511
7/10 in Tamil Nadu

>>34104901
Hey man are you half-black half-jewish? Good for you!

Looking for someone who knows how to spoil me.

>>34105359
What the fuck? No, I'm from India

>actually honest rate thread
>/soc/ hates it

>>34100421
5, haircut maybe?
>>34104261
7, chadlite
>>34104785
7.5, photo is zesty
>>34104901
5, not that over ngl

F25 I'm looking a real slave and man to serve and worship my body and ass, if you interested
submit your ASL to my Kik mistressnora02

First time I do that

>>34107644
4, its over

>>34107143
You from the american midwest? Have a cornfed look to you.

>>34107858
I expected it

>>34107644
Mogs me. Have you considered growing out your hair long?

I look like a 12 year old no matter what. Only emo bisexual girls are attracted to me

>>34107901
Certainly not ugly. Latino?

>>34107935
Nah I'm from India. Will arranged marriagemaxx anyway so it doesn't matter

>>34107901
I don't think it's going to suit me anyway

>>34107867
No, but I'll take it.

>>34108005
Where from then?

>>34108007
Southeast.

>>34107644
Any others people willing to rate ?

I'm ugly and native american
virgin and incel
https://litter.catbox.moe/yddaz3hnhtatg8sz.jpg

hey there! i’m a 21-year-old gal from the us, a bit on the playful side, and super into getting a little wild during my chats. there’s something thrilling about teasing guys and watching them squirm as i push their buttons while having a blast myself. i can be a complete flirt with a naughty side (totally not shy about it!), but i’ve got some anxiety, so meeting up in person is a no-go for me. that’s why i love connecting online – it’s just way more fun and relaxed! if you’re down for some flirty chats, hit me up on 4m e llzoy, just remove the spaces and dashes to add me! i’m looking for some spicy convos and fun partners in crime.

>>34108520
Can you marry a Native American girl in your reservation or tribe or something? How's the competition there?

>>34104901
Dan? How are you dude?

>>34107901
Did you immigrate lol

My only saving grace is that I'm 6'3

>>34110771
6/10 face, only major flaw i see are your eyebrows being too light. The beard is good, keep it. The hair is definitely gonna turn off women tho, maybe try going full bald while keeping the beard, I've seen some guys pull off the look.

>>34107901
5/10

>>34085702
Cute!
7/10

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old gal from the US, a bit on the cheeky side and totally into exploring my wild side through some steamy chats. I thrive on making connections where I can push all the right buttons and get everyone excited. I'm totally down for some spicy fun, no strings attached! I can be a little shy in person, so this whole texting thing is my jam. If you're looking for someone to heat things up, hit me up. Just add me on the app with the cool yellow logo: e-m-y z-e-t-h (remove the spaces and dashes). I swear I'm not a bot or seller—just a girl wanting to have some fun!

I'm 22

>>34071035 (OP)
This is me

Ugly or doable?

>>34094385
chocolate rain + obama + gus fring
10/10

>>34110771
you look like a sad pou

>>34094385
You just need a haircut and shave and you're good.

>>34114218
Good looking guy
>>34114250
Slightly below average
>>34114451
Alright looking bloke
>>34110771
You need a hair transplant buddy

>>34114451
Nice hair, look like a cool dude. 7.5
>>34114250
7, cool shirt
>>34114218
7
>>34110771
I dunno why hut you kinds remind me of Tom Green so that gets you points
6.5
>>34109190
6


Decided to post an updated pic, have lost a bit more weight and new frames.

>>34116797
6 would be better after a haircut

>>34116797
6 with a possibility of a 7
I'm not a huge fan of round glasses but that's just me
I think with a different hairstyle you can be a handsome guy
>>34116929
6

>>34116929
6.5, haircut suggestions?

>>34116949
7 or 7.5

Any tips for hair?

>>34116929
Are you british? This will affect your rating.

>>34117151
Yeah

>>34117180
I could tell you were british. I was gonna say something mean, but its not your fault you guys talk like that. 7/10 :)

What about me?

>>34083137

smash

>>34085602

you're like ridiculously hot why are you even here

>>34089252

8/10 please be gay you're so hot

>>34116949

8/10 you're hot

>>34117974
2
>>34116929
6

>>34118387
This is what like i actually look like 99% of the time. I've 'cat fished' you all. You've all fallen hook line and sinker for my charade

>>34118536
Why don't you take hair loss medication or get a transplant?

I am 20 years old, rate accordingly

>>34118898
Its time to officespacemaxx

For real though, 7.

>>34116949 7/10 nice fit
>>34117974 honest 5/10 but you could get higher with a better photo
>>34118486 6/10 get that bright light out of your eyes and I’d give you 7
>>34118536 Genuine skin walker 100/10
>>34118898 Have to give you an 8/10

Think the thread is dying

>>34118536

Is this a joke? That's still just you, you look exactly the same. I do have object permanence you know. You're good looking, a wonky hair styling doesn't change your facial features

Maybe your self esteem is why you're here

rawr xD i tried cutting my hair myself
>>34117974
fix ur camera angle no one's nose takes up 90% of their face so this pic is just a bad metric to use. forehead looks v bald though so get bangs and fix ur brows also u have nice lips and soft eyes 5/10
>>34118898
fuck ass hair, get it thinned out or smth so it doesn't sit like a dead animal on top of ur head. you look like you're about to cry but you're hot otherwise 7/10
>>34118486
8/10 you look like you could burp the alphabet
>>34116797
too much going on i think the bangs brows and big glasses just end up clashing. maybe get thinner ones and style your hair differently? 7-8/10 though i just wanna see you w something else
>>34089252
don't listen to the guy telling u to cut ur hair short they're sabotaging you. just change the fit and ur golden 9/10

>>34089701
my favorite /soc/ bi 30-something monoblack MTG player at the local game store which serves mead and beer who are first glance looks really chill but gets oddly tilted midway throughout the game and you can tell his mood is soured for the rest of the night even though your initial impression was that he was the most fun and welcoming at the table. if he plays other colors it'd be UB

>>34119081
Imo you'd benefit from a shorter beard, mine's the same way - looks great short, starts looking weird when it get curly. Overall looking good though.

>>34071035 (OP)
Serial killer
>>34080787
Normal dude

You can't grow a beard yet, get rid of that thing and wait ten years. I was in my 30s when the beard genes kicked in.

>>34119129
Thanks I’ll consider it, it’s not oiled up or brushed right now so I look like a hobo but I feel a short beard wouldn’t balance out my hair.

>>34119117
7, here's some pics of me with different glasses/bangs back/no glasses

The bumps under my eyes wre getting removed soon.

>>34119228
4/10. Lose weight. Are you smoking as well? Your eye bags seem to have a yellow tint to them.

>>34119117
6/10. Discount pre-/fit/ Zyzz.

>>34119081
7/10. Poseidon worshipper. In all seriousness what is the story with the water?

NGL was kinda cocked on gin when I took this pic.

>>34119489
Am losing weight, BMI wise just dropped below 25 this month. Lifting also.

Eye bags are permanent from a childhood health issue, I also don't smoke.

Also 7

>>34119489
8/10 Hercules worshiper.
I’m out gillnetting and on a 12 hour run to harbor, hence why I’m here.

Damn only got one rating. Brutal.

>>34104785
>>34120354
7.

my discord is byleth0207 is you want to see more to accurately judge. 18F i know im ugly i want to look prettier lolz but this is a pretty honest picture

>>34085602
Why have you become significantly more transgender since you last posted in one of these threads

>>34123434
shut the fuck up

>>34123486

no you

Be gentle fellas

>>34123485
Keir Starmer put estrogen in the drinking water because of woke
>>34119099
You're genuinely insane but thank you anon can we kiss

>>34118536
making a purposefully unflattering expression from a weird angle isn't how you "actually look like 99% of the time" you donut
you're lucky id still rape and paddle you regardless

>>34085702
9/10 youll be shitting out of a tube for the rest of your life after im done with you

who here wants me to make them prettier?

>>34114185
5, I guess? Profiles are kind of inherently awkward looking and don't always do the best job of representing the impression your face gives, I think. See next pic.

>>34114250
You look indistinguishable from half the late-20's-to-30's men I've ever met, so I can't rate you anything other than a 5.5.

>>34116949
6 or 7. The picture looks stark and depressing to the point of being comic.

>>34117974
Autist vibes.

>>34119081
8 at least. Does your moustache grow like that naturally?

>>34119228
3. Rightmost by far the best. Bumps don't matter. Should lose the bangs unless it just lies like that naturally, but even then, probably try to do something about it. Your glasses also look like they're sitting kinda strange.

>>34123782
7 or 8, really nice hair man.

>>34124179
Edit the picture, like? Fuck no. Advice? That's half the thread, so please.

>>34124443
hey no problem man im happy to help!
as you are right now i dont think youre a very good representative of the aryan race, you should consider contacts and hair dye and some skin bleaching treatment if thats within your budget. i also think a more recessed hairline would produce a more commanding aura whenever youre in the presence of any less savory hominid subspecies like poles and italians. a raw milk diet (GOMAD) will also help with bulking and skin lightening and you should also consider a rhinoplasty to fix your angular nose shape which is a little too "mediterranean" for comfort.
pic provided for reference. hope all turns out well brother and heil hitler!

>>34124483
lmao, for fuck's sake

>>34124439
solid 8 but i can't not think about varg when i look at you which is honestly both appealing and also makes me feel as if you've fantasized about killing people a lot
also i think the guy you're replying to meant feminizing someone lol given the fact that he replied to the tranners
>>34123782
>conventionally attractive man with luscious hair
>"be gentle"
>>34123434
ur liner is half-cooked and you need more life in your face. like, some blush and bronzer would be nice but also smile a bit or smth god damn wax model here
v pretty otherwise u just radiate tism here
>>34119489
absolutely insane comparison but ill take it as a compliment
7/10 if you dress like a mobster it shoots up to infinity
>>34119228
bangs with glasses or no bangs and glasses

>>34124483
nvm better than i expected i wish i could aryanmaxx too ..

>>34124488
not everyone is fit to be my scatslave but those who are will be forcefully estrogenized with a slurry of fluoride, banned food dyes, cum and vegan meat imitations, 3 helpings a day
pic related is the average result of such treatment after 5 months along with the black mold and asbestos exposure in my basement speeding up the aging process

>>34124439
You look like you just stabbed Euronymous with a boot knife/10

>>34124504
go ahead and show your pic whats the worst that could happen...

>>34124525
i'm >>34119117
>>34124518
ikr??? my thoughts exactly

>>34124533
>>34124518
I don't know what you're talking about, I look nothing like young Varg. And I haven't been involved in a stabbing in at least a decade, or a threatened one in a... long time.

>>34124533
the mexicans are keeping the fire alive...

whatever i’m posting again idgaf also tell me how old u think i am

>>34083137
are you creator of pivot animation

>>34118898
you look 30

>>34118486
you look like bully

>>34124602
I say 7.5. Im guessing 19-21

>>34124662
I tried to look younger than what I did at 17 (which is what I was in this photo) guess my efforts didn’t really amount to much, lotion could work but I don’t know if it would make a big difference

>>34125977
i don't think you looked 30 in that pic desu that's a bit of a stretch. everyone should be using a moisturizer, cleanser and sunscreen regardless doe
>>34124543
to be honest he had way more sunken eyes like you do in my head but i keep forgetting how soft and squishy he is
>>34124569
mixed with slav but nonetheless thanks for not saying indian like every other person

Kik hahaewlmao

>>34126148
thats because they arent true racists like
me...

Bump

>>34119128
That's such an oddly specific rating anon, do I remind you of someone?
(I've also never played MTG and surprisingly it's never interested me.)

>>34132372
I guess you wouldn't know, but every game store had a guy like that, and you'd fit right in. I only played as a child but I remember ours clearly. It's kind of funny how consistently people would fit themselves into one of a few bizarre niches like that.

>>34071035 (OP)
6
>>34080787
8, maybe no beard?
>>34081282
7
>>34085397
9

>>34085511
you are brown but you look good, 7.6
>>34085722
7
>>34085965
7
>>34086604
Personally don't like your glasses, 6.5
>>34086646
7
>>34089252
8
>>34089484
7
>>34089622
7, any pics w/o makeup?
>>34089701
lol hipster 7.6

>>34092578
7
>>34104261
9
>>34104785
7.8
>>34104901
6, different haircut could increase the number
>>34107644
left 7
>>34107901
5.5
>>34110771
Are you a father? 6
>>34114218
Aryan saviour 8
>>34114250
7
>>34114451
7. -1 point for breaking my neck

>>34116929
7
>>34116949
6
>>34118486
Aryan god the second, 9
>>34119489
gigachad 9
>>34123434
10 your eyes are so cool
>>34123782
hello jesus, 10
>>34124439
7.7
>>34125977
8
sorry for multiple posts y'all idk how to bypass spam filter

be honest not gentle

>>34134535
I got new glasses if you or anyone else wanna rate.


>>34134539
7
>>34125977
7
>>34124602
6.5
>>34124443
6.5, 7.5 if haircut was better.
>>34123782
8
>>34123434
7.5

>>34134893
On some harry potter shit, they're alright I suppose

>>34116949
the proportions of everything in this picture feel wrong , is this some kind of oompaloopa land or is the door comically tall?

as for a rating , 7/10

posted pic in dead thread, let's try again
age guesses are valued
>>34124602
4F/3M, 20
>>34124439
stop balding
5.5, 27
>>34123782
7.5 hair with 5 face, 28
>>34125977
5.5, 35
>>34134530
6, 29
>>34134893
they're sitting way too high, adjust your pads
the upper rim should be just below your browline
6, 31

I know my face is kinda obscured but I think this is probably my best picture lol

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the U.S., with curves that definitely catch attention. I thrive on the thrill of naughty chats and love to tease guys to their limits while keeping it super fun for both of us. I'm all about that chill vibe, and I find it way easier to connect through texting than meeting up in person. If you're into playful, steamy conversations and can handle a confident girl who knows what she likes, then I'm your girl! Hit me up on that messaging app with this user n a me: stee ll iv y (just remove the spaces and dash). Can't wait to see what we can get into together!

>>34134539
8
>>34134621
I can't really make out your face but i think 6.5ish?
>>34134893
6
>>34137418
7 and you'd look better without glasses
>>34137440
you look like a chill dude, 6
>>34125977
7
>>34124439
>>34124439
YOU LOOK LIKE AN ARYAN GOD 9/10 maybe 10 even

>>34137750
You Latino?

>>34137765
I am from Argentina so yes. Why you'd think that?

>>34137768
complexion

discord is byleth0207 if you need more reference pics lol

I'm 21 and I have a teenage girlfriend (legal in my country) rate me

>>34071035 (OP)
6/10, would look better without facial hair
>>34085702
Wow, nice hair, 8/10
>>34119489
8
>>34123434
>>34137797
You look autistic but pretty
9/10

>>34137797
Your expression looks like byleth's expression too lol

>>34098560
you should join discord.gg/fagc

>>34094385
join gg/fagc home skillet

I was rooning and was almost attacked by seaguls. Ask me anything

>>34137797
you're a 6.5/7, but this pic is a solid 9

>>34138162
>I'm 21 and I have a teenage girlfriend (legal in my country) rate me
based. br?

>>34138906
Yeah I'm Brazilian lol

>>34118898
This is me now, the bearded slicked back appearance In >>34125977
was when I was a few years younger, combed down the front and shaved my beard, lost some weight, but I’m not sure what else to improve

>>34134537
>Are you a father?
No. Should I?