anyone in the DC/MD/VA/Whatever area, post here!
>asl
>about me
>interests
>looking for
>not looking for
>contact

looking for someone to maybe hookup with
kik s.rust2005

>pussy gurgles
Oh my god my stinky ass pussy is at it again.
>hits my pussy
Stop it! Bad pussy!
>pussy starts gurgling more and clit swells
What the freak?!
>takes a frying pan and starts beating my pussy
That’ll do the trick and keep my pussy down!
>vagina gets angry and starts eating random household objects
No, stop stop!!!!
>pussy begins to smell like toxic waste
Aw shit… My pussy smells like… Shit…

NoVA Gooners Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/wqG4sr9zV4

bump

Older guys, you always know how to make me smile.

>>34085272
1. clean your nails
2. why pp so thin

Generous guys, you know where to find me.

>>34085263 (OP)
28 M Alexandria
Seeking top guy, Masc guy here, Am a Bottom
Up for regular fwb or ONS
pc420 is my kik or reply with your discord

Discord: Ryanmwhite246

30s white male, northern VA.
Dom BWC looking for someone to play with. Can fuck for hours. Hard to find people who can handle long sessions with me.

27 black M DC area
Looking for friends or FWB
I like video games, working out, and manga
Kik: saltymic
Send or ask for discord

>>34085263 (OP)
28/M/VA
MASC bi curious top looking for first time
Looking for femboy/Twink/trans
I love to cook and bake, exercise, play vidya and just hang out with friends
Disc: jaquesto

>inb4 the "36/ASPD" dipshit copypastes his abrasive garbage for the umpty-squat millionth time

>asl 22/mtf/Northern MD
>about me 5'8 210 autistic schizo redneck tranny
>interests Fishing,hunting,hiking,boneart,cooking,camping,guns,history,collecting road kill, being very silly,
>looking for freinds and people to hang out with and enjoy time together
>not looking for weirdos
>contact discord: erithealien

How far do you think this conversation could go?

>>34091714
Just for you faggot

>ASL
38/M/DC

>Description
Diagnosed ASPD+OCPD; I get bored easily, since ADHD as well.
[an introduction will be featured inside]

>Interests
BDSM, Cyber Security, Finance, Photography, Traveling, Warhammer 40k, Videography, Voyeurism... Honestly, who gives a shit?
97% of you have the personality of a sack of potatoes -- the odds we brush up on any of this is minute.

>Kinks, AND Fetishes -- Learn the differences.
Bimbofication, Bondage, CNC, Degradation, Humiliation, Knife Play, Rape Play, Sadism, Sensory Deprivation, TPE, Voyeurism, & Wax Play.

>What you're looking for
Biological female slaves, pets, and subs;
DDLG compatible if you're not a fucking mess, and a planetary mass of attention...
Both metaphorically, and physically -- steer clear fucking cows.
You're fuck meat; what the hell do you think I'm looking for?
Primarily looking for someone that wants to be a live in slave, or pet.
Local hook-ups (vanilla, or otherwise.)
Video capable sluts to the top of the list.

I'm heavily into Voyeurism:
Implying I will want to look at you regularly,
shy women typically don't meet this expectation.

>What you're not looking for
Idiots that have the personality of plank from Ed, Ed, & Eddy
Minors... I will require proof of age.
If you cannot be bothered to regularly send pictures, videos, and VC, I don't want to talk to you.
Shekel_Beggars -- LOL.

>Games
Mostly play single player, willing to allow some of you whores to play my library so I can watch you game half naked for my amusement, TBQH.
Multi-player games: Space Marine II, Baldurs Gate 3, Elden Ring.

>Contact
Use this, to fill out the questionnaire (it's a discord server URL)
I'm tired of having to deal with retards that add me, and either never speak,
or the conversation is so dry that I'm choking in real life from it;
it's that palpable.
/xKp8BhaTgv
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>>34094726
damn, you're 38 now... time flies

no niggers, femcel server

https://discord.gg/2P69wNpS

>>34095473
Somehow everyone except me cares too, wild

>>34091714
lol

>>34093138
>autistic schizo redneck tranny
>boneart,collecting road kill
>>not looking for weirdos
nani?

Sweet on the outside, wild underneath... intrigued?

36/m/Carroll/Baltimore county area
bored and lonely
interests are wow, videogames, history, talking to nice people
looking for conversation from any, anything that happens from there is organic. Prefer fem.
Not looking for anyone asking for money
disc whocares9108

>>34100304
>Sweet on the outside, wild underneath... intrigued?
no

Think you can keep up with someone as fiery as me?

Got a slutty asian out of Centreville Va.

Let me k ow if u want to use her.

056d7e67b066c366
cc0a276109cd482b
4e2612858a215405
6e1ebe54f22eeb7a36

Kik: mexi342
Showing off girls from the RVA area that I know including my cheating blacked ex from VCU

>>34100808
U got Kayla?

How far do you think this conversation could go?

Who's ready to pamper me like I deserve?

Lonely and looking for someone to change that... any takers?

Hey there! I’m a 21-year-old girl from the U.S. with a little extra sweetness in all the right places. I love to take charge and really get things heated during flirty chats. There’s something thrilling about pushing boundaries and teasing to see how far I can take it while having a blast. I’m a total flirt with a nympho side, always in the mood for some fun! I do struggle with anxiety sometimes, so meeting people face-to-face isn’t really my scene. That’s why I’m all about those steamy late-night convos. If you're looking for a good time, add me on m e y - z e t h but make sure to remove the spaces and dash. Can’t wait to chat and have some fun together!

26 M MD
>about me
Off the metro redline. White. MD native.
>interests
Game dev, video games, fitness, Linux, retro Pokemón, some manga and anime
>looking for
Straight friends. Male or female, doesn't matter. Any race. People to drink, smoke, game, chat, hangout, and go to DC with.
>not looking for
Gay men or women. Super liberal. People who regularly use drugs besides weed or alcohol.
>contact
Discord: rib11111

>>34111430
what about bishits? :^)

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the States, a bit on the curvy side, and I love taking control during those heated chats. There's something electrifying about pushing boundaries and seeing how far I can take it while having a blast. I'm always ready for a little fun and definitely lean into the nympho vibes! I do get a bit anxious in social settings, so I prefer the excitement of sexy texting. If you're up for some steamy conversations, hit me up on my 4-0-4-1-5-3-0-5-1-0, just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes. Looking forward to some fun times together!