Thread 34098685

>>34099881
tranny freak

>>34098685 (OP)
I want to post but I don't believe this works.

Most people here are just dopamine junkies getting a cheap thrill that don't have the ability to do long term.

>>34099908
*queefs gently*
it’s ok, we can slowly introduce you to my vagina so you’re comfortable

>>34099962
I'm all for exposure therapy

>Age/Sex/Location
31, Male, Ontario Canada

>Physical description/ethnicity
Tall brown haired white man.

>About me (a short description of you and your endeavors, but also include personality traits as if this were an ideal gf/bf thread)
Love vidya, photography, and outings around Ontario like Museum's. If we click on Discord then I hope to meet you at Fanexpo. Generally Mr. serious and logical when not horny.

>Your type (focus more on personality than appearance)
I like em tall. Generally prefer white women but Asians can be fine. I like long ass conversations so someone who likes discussing random bullshit. Don't need much in common if our personalities click.
>Deal breakers (ex: marriage/kids/politics/anything)
No kids or STD's. Don't be a big ball of lard either. Not expecting a toned mid-rift but I can't do 300 lbs.
>Ice breaker (Something personal and interesting about yourself you're willing to share, or something you think others would dislike about you)
I really like fucked up Sci-Fi concepts in stories. I will go on about classic Trek for that a lot. Mainly a Nintendo/Sega fan vidya wise.

Tag:
sneakybeat

I am a 23 year old male that resides on the eastern coast of the United States.

I would describe myself as a bulky 5’8 tall Puerto Rican.

I am an aspiring therapist who is in his final year of higher education. I am curious about the unspoken sides of humanity such as the evil, cruelty and often treacherous actions we undertake throughout our lives. I am very stand offish, awkward, weird and perhaps a bit too distant from humanity. I am very attentive and very reciprocative if I am met with honesty and transparency.

I never really thought out my type fully before. If I had to really say, I suppose I would like an individual who is thoughtful, considerate and creative. I value a woman with ideas of her own. I find that fire of ambition and motivation extremely attractive. I want to build a dream with you, if you feel like that is you.

I would like to steer clear of those trying to take advantage of me. Either financially or mentally and even emotionally. Please, do not attempt to add me if there is an ulterior motive focused on anything material. I also would like to avoid those who are often prone to behaving passive aggressively when there is a problem. I find this kind of thing to be not productive and waste of everyone’s time. Finally, I would like to not be added by anyone who has an inflated ego. Let’s grow with one another, not against one another.

My favorite book is Where the Wild Things Are. I heavily relate to Max and when I was younger, I cried at the end of the live action movie.

staticconstellations

18+
social dating app shitpost server
banter and flirting is encouraged (:

femcels, incels, neets, a few normal people, hotties, clowns, jesters, idiots, dorks, losers, gamers, weebs, edaters, goblins, car nerds, tabletop nerds, occultists, artists and music nerds here!!

we have blogs, self-assign colors and roles, semi-regular vc, and a requests channel for things that people want added

read the rules, don't be a dick, come hang out :)
https://discord.gg/duo3k

I'm a man. 4chan is a cesspool, I don't really think a paragraph here can represent me.

Try adding me, we can talk music, movies, or deeper topics.

cell.quoi

not a single woman

>>34100345
Woke troon faggot dungeon as usual. I archived their entire #selfies chat log if anybody tries to deny this

So... it's come to this... oh dear.

>Age/Sex/Location
34/M/UK (but I work remotely and have an EU passport so location isn't necessarily an issue)

>Physical description/ethnicity
Average height and build. Sometimes have a beard, sometimes not. I have been told by a lot of people that I am quite good looking facially and look younger than I am.

>About me (a short description of you and your endeavors, but also include personality traits as if this were an ideal gf/bf thread)
I've always found it very easy to make people laugh often. Somewhat outgoing with some spergy characteristics too.
Being talkative comes naturally to me because I am genuinely interested in people's experiences and perspectives. Everyone has a story to tell.
I have spent a lot of time in a lot of different countries. Longer than expected, actually. I thought I'd be settled down by now, but life has had other plans.
As mentioned about, I work remotely. Recently set my own business up. It's very much the early stages but I am confident it will make decent money before too long.


>Your type (focus more on personality than appearance)
A sense of humour is pretty essential. I've had a couple of relationships in the past where they just didn't really make me laugh all that much and it was quite off-putting
Conservative outlook without being a total Puritan
Calm and not overly emotional without being an unaffectionate ice-queen either.


>Deal breakers (ex: marriage/kids/politics/anything)
Non-white
Socially leftist (I am pro-White)
Has kids already
Doesn't want kids
Serious mental illness
Overweight

>Ice breaker (Something personal and interesting about yourself you're willing to share, or something you think others would dislike about you)
I know a load of good jokes which I am happy to tell via voice message/call


Also full disclosure, I recently had a serious relationship suddenly end and am still reeling a bit. It could be nice just to talk to a cool chick for a while even if it goes nowhere

>asl
20/Male/Europe
>letters
twink
>interests
I like outdoorsy stuff (hiking, camping, foraging, hunting), cooking, video games (only the good ones!), coding (in C!) tinkering with computers (BSD and Linux) and electronics, music (metal, rock and classical), sports (swimming and basketball),history and reading.
>looking for
A friend/relationship or someone who I can study/do CTFs with.
>not looking for
Dry people
People that forget why they add me
Coomers
>contact
ackee205

pic is me :3

>Age/Sex/Location
31/M/Northwest Indiana

>Physical description/ethnicity
6ft average build white

>About me (a short description of you and your endeavors, but also include personality traits as if this were an ideal gf/bf thread)
I'm a polymer engineer and I enjoy reading research papers, visiting national parks, and working on DIY projects. I'm financially stable and will be purchasing a house soon. I'm a very cerebral and independent person.

>Your type (focus more on personality than appearance)
I am looking for someone who can have a conversation about topics I find interesting and who is nurturing enough to help me raise a family.

>Deal breakers (ex: marriage/kids/politics/anything)
I don't want to raise anyone else's kids, no crazy SJWs/feminists, no crazy doomsday conspiracies

>Ice breaker (Something personal and interesting about yourself you're willing to share, or something you think others would dislike about you)
I'm currently working on a few mycomaterial projects.

>contact
Discord: cytokine17

18f from netherlands yes I speak English but I'd prefer Dutch if possible, but anyway I need some serious advice, having a big problem with my parents at the moment and need to talk about it with someone, thank you and be kind pls

My Kik: esmeegaatmee

>ASL
26/M/Texas
>physical description
5’10/180cm. Blonde hair, white, slim but fit. Green eyes and glasses. Still look like im 19/20.
>About me
I’ve traveled a ton to different countries and lived in bunch of places as well. I like camping, and lived off grid in a van for nearly a year. I play the drums, and use to be in a few very small death metal bands. I worked on a ranch for about 9 months, I’m basically a cowboy. I’m a enjoyer of cigars, but don’t drink or do anything else. I like old cars (especially volvos), and repair ambulances for a living. One day I hope to build my own small cabin, grow my own food and live a cozy stress free life, and share it with someone special.
I don’t really play games, other the war thunder a few hours here and there and sometimes osrs. I paint every once in a while, I could show you if you want! Oh, I also like cheesy B movies, or 80s scifi, silly memes and goofy animals.
>Your type
Someone nice, sweet, and bubbly. Personality is everything! Someone to talk about silly things all day, joke around, and be supportive and care about each others daily lives. I'm always trying to be optimistic and happy, and I'd love to be able to share that with someone else.
I care more about how someone acts, cares about themselves and other more so then their looks. inner beauty I suppose.
>dealbreakers
Someone who is decidedly unhappy and has no goals, hobbies, or interests.
>Icebreaker
show me some cool art, or I can show my paintings! or just share some of your favorite memes
>contact
Neon.hills

>>34098685 (OP)
>A/S/L
20/M/US Ga
>Physical description
6' 200 lbs hapa
>About me
I form attachments extremely easily and i'm really needy. I'm really spergy and am basically masking almost all the time. I feel its very hard for me to be genuine or to be my true self and I feel like im always trying to change myself to please others. I also have some sort of general anxiety disorder that I got from my mom.
>Interests
I like to write and record solo music, some of my favorite artists are Negative xp, Methwax, Burzum, Preripped, Mom jeans, and Primus. Im pretty stupid when it comes to listening to music I have a bad habit of just listening to a handful of albums over and over until im sick of them, so I dont really branch out much. I also like to play guitar and drums too.
My other main interest is video games my favorites are Old Minecraft, Half life, Skyrim, and Project zomboid, but my all time favorite game is Dark Souls by a long shot. I absolutely adore Dark Souls 1 and 2 in particular.
>Your type
uhh idk i dont really have a type. I really would like a wholesome (not in a reddit way lol) relationship. im not a very sexual person and i dont really like talking about that kinda stuff so if your like a gooner or whatever i dont think we'll click.
>Deal breakers
people insanely far away, minors, rude people, roaring atheists/agnostics/pagans
>Ice breaker (Something personal and interesting about yourself you're willing to share, or something you think others would dislike about you)
uhhh idk i could show you some of my music lol

>>34102428
my discord is friend682

>ASL
26/M/Texas
>physical description
5’10/180cm. Blonde hair, white, slim but fit. Green eyes and glasses. Still look like im 19/20.
>About me
I’ve traveled a ton to different countries and lived in bunch of places as well. I like camping, and lived off grid in a van for nearly a year. I play the drums, and use to be in a few very small death metal bands. I worked on a ranch for about 9 months, I’m basically a cowboy. I’m a enjoyer of cigars, but don’t drink or do anything else. I like old cars (especially volvos), and repair ambulances for a living. One day I hope to build my own small cabin, grow my own food and live a cozy stress free life, and share it with someone special.
I don’t really play games, other the war thunder a few hours here and there and sometimes osrs. I paint every once in a while, I could show you if you want! Oh, I also like cheesy B movies, or 80s scifi, silly memes and goofy animals.
>Your type
Someone nice, sweet, and bubbly. Personality is everything! Someone to talk about silly things all day, joke around, and be supportive and care about each others daily lives. I'm always trying to be optimistic and happy, and I'd love to be able to share that with someone else.
I care more about how someone acts, cares about themselves and other more so then their looks. inner beauty I suppose.
>dealbreakers
Someone who is decidedly unhappy and has no goals, hobbies, or interests.
>Icebreaker
show me some cool art, or I can show my paintings! or just share some of your favorite memes
>contact
land.storm

Let's spice things up a little, shall we?

Feeling a little adventurous tonight... care to join?

Age: man

Gender: man

Sex: all the time

Interests: pondering solemnly in solitude

Dislikes: Goats

Special skills: sleeping with your dad

Contact: follow the North Star to the furthest point then head south for 700 paces. There you will discover the key

>>34099928
these threads never do. i met my ex off soc years ago after talking to her for years and i say its not worth the effort. women are on this site because they're incredibly mentally ill. try to understand normies and find a woman that way

I'd have more success killing myself then finding a date

buump

>Age/Sex/Location
22/M/EU,Poland

>Physical description/ethnicity
167cm, black heair and beard, slightly overweight, polish

>About me (a short description of you and your endeavors, but also include personality traits as if this were an ideal gf/bf thread)
diagnosed with asperger syndrome, shy,

>Your type (focus more on personality than appearance)
someone confident and comfy preferably below 30yo

>Deal breakers (ex: marriage/kids/politics/anything)
someone who has kids or is married

>Age/Sex/Location
26/m/new york
>Physical description/ethnicity
6'2"(188cm), white, ginger, straight hair and hazel eyes, average build, handsome(though young looking) face.
>About me (a short description of you and your endeavors, but also include personality traits as if this were an ideal gf/bf thread)
I have an degree in international relations, I worked as the breaking news producer for Japan's public broadcaster in New York covering east coast news(anything from hearings in guantanamo and Trump's trial in nyc.) I speak fluent Japanese. I am a member of an historic choir in New York that frequently sings at Carnegie hall, I can also play piano and acoustic guitar though I'm a bit out of practice. My next career choice is going to be an interesting one but we can talk more about that privately.
>interests
cooking and wine, classical music, aviation, anime(yes I know), japanese culture, literature, history, and cats.
>Your type (focus more on personality than appearance)
I will note that I'm looking for other gingers only. Other than that share a few of my interests and be generally easy going, I seem to get along best with those types. More intense or neurotic people tend to be very difficult for me to handle. I do prefer women who take the lead if you catch my drift.
>Deal breakers (ex: marriage/kids/politics/anything)
I want to marry and have kids.
No left leaning people and past histories of substance abuse, anger issues or gender dysphoria.
>Ice breaker (Something personal and interesting about yourself you're willing to share, or something you think others would dislike about you)
I'm somewhat enigmatic. There are a lot of elements of my personality that are seemingly at odds with each other. I suppose it makes me interesting if anything. I say this because terms like quirky don't really fit and confused isn't quite right either. I'm a bit of difficult puzzle to piece together but I think that's the fun of getting to know someone.
>contact
catman45

>>34104394
Same here. Women are bad enough as it is, dating on here is just begging for trouble. If people think regular normal women are terrible or boring or mean, get ready for ugly, obese evil, BPD, insecure, used up bitches or religious LARPing whores that will say or do anything until you feel comfortable and then reveal how vile they really are. Meeting a decent woman on 4chan is a fantasy. Men on 4chan isn't that weird, lots and lots of men are social outcasts, it's a different ballpark with women. These bitches are FUCKED UP. Do yourself a favour brothers, no matter how much you hate yourself, or if you have social anxiety, do OKCupid or something instead. Save yourself the fucking effort and waste of time you will never get back on creatures barely human that that just so happen to have a vagina.

>>34107664
I met one here that was sane, attractive, and (afaik) low-mileage, but ditched her because her personality was too normie for my tastes. How badly did I fuck up? I really didn't think it was anything crazy unusual at the time

>>34107679
I've only ever talked to wooden planks and BPDemons and I've been here for years, sometimes it takes months to realise what you're dealing with. If you say you met a genuinely nice and normal woman with no faults other than you thought she was a bit boring then yeah you might've have fucked up brother, that's a unicorn here. How many like her have you ever met since?

>>34107686
I don't know about nice, but normal, yes. And since then, 0. In my defense, I don't exclusively try to talk to women here and have a long tradition of fumbling the bag (except with the bpdemons, to the extent there's anything to fumble, lel). I guess you're right that it takes time to really assess the situation, I kinda assumed normalfag women just end up here now that the place has practically been terraformed for them

>>34106613
>contact
discord:
jakubaaa

>>34107664
Hahahahahha who hurt you

>>34107736
he right doe, being some sarcastic zoomgroid with zero life experience doesn't invalidate any of it

>>34107744
your being*

>Age/Sex/Location
30/Male/AK, USA
>Physical description/ethnicity
White, 5'7"/173cm and 150 lb/68 kg. Blond hair, green eyes.
>About me (a short description of you and your endeavors, but also include personality traits as if this were an ideal gf/bf thread)
Just a laid-back, albeit autistic guy looking for a woman to settle down with and start a family. I live alone in a 3 bdrm/2 bath house with my dog. I can be eccentric and goofy when comfortable with others, but perhaps a bit cold and distant until then. I like cooking/baking, hiking, walking my dog, doodling, playing video games and travelling.
>Your type (focus more on personality than appearance)
Probably someone who matches my personality. Someone who is more quiet and chill. Ideally a woman 18-24 that is shorter than me (brunettes with brown eyes are kino.) Someone that doesn't take life too serious and isn't pushy.
>Deal breakers (ex: marriage/kids/politics/anything)
Single mothers, severe mental illness (anything aside from ASD, ADHD or OCD), hard drug use (anything aside from alcohol or marijuana), cheaters, has ever had casual sex
>Ice breaker (Something personal and interesting about yourself you're willing to share, or something you think others would dislike about you)
Pic rel is my dog.

Gatopatogalego_67927 is my discord. Kik, Signal, Telegram, WhatsApp and Zangi available upon request.

>>34107744
i gave a loser from here a chance and he tried to ruin my life.
learn to write nigger

>>34107767
Deserved, and I wish that young gentleman success in his future endeavours. "Gave him a chance" as if you aren't the exact kind of busted BPDemon the other anon was talking about, or just a faggot, hard to say which is worse

>>34107664
You have to learn how to write and check out other boards because you're clearly a soc tourist

>>34107829
>tourism is when you don't aggressively simp for broken women
lol

>>34107802
another one who has no idea what they are talking about
bpd is just another card men use to avoid being responsible of their own actions, btw.
unfortunately he will probably continue abusing anyone who gives him a chance. people who lack self awareness and accountability keep doing the same for the rest of their lives

>>34107969
>here's how my BPD is actually a classic case of men bad

>Age/Sex/Location
24/M/Midwest USA
>Physical description/ethnicity
5'9, white, blue eyes, dirty blonde, average build.
>About me
I'm a young Christian guy who likes watching anime, reading manga, playing video games, painting and assembling Warhammer miniatures, gunpla, peaceful night walks, antique firearms collecting, late night chatting, and more. I want to get into game dev when time allows.
>Your type
A girl within my age range who values stability, commitment, mental acuity, thoughtfulness, has a gentle demeanor, goal oriented, and mindful of their health.
>Deal breakers
Man, Leftists, LGBT, already has kids, fat, 30+ y/o, into fringe spirituality beliefs, super dependent, lots of tattoos/body modification, smokers/drug addicts.
>Contact Info
madjet1 (Discord)

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a little on the curvy side, and I absolutely love turning up the heat during those late-night chats. There's nothing better than taking charge and seeing how far I can push someone while we're both having an amazing time. I’m basically always in the mood (total flirty vibes!), but I do get a bit anxious in social settings, so chatting online is my jam! If you’re down for some spicy fun, add me on 4 - e - my z e - th. Just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes to get it right! I'm all about finding cool buddies to heat things up with, so hit me up!

>ASL
Mid-twenties/M/US
>About
Career musician switching it up to become a tech wageslave. Into fitness and combat sports; reading; occult practice and meditation; anime, leaning toward the /m/ variety lately; older games and the occasional new AAA slop. Programming. Standard terminally online interests, as well as some less online ones. I typically keep late hours.
>Looking for
Similar interests and disposition, maybe doing some of the pastimes I mentioned together.
>Not looking for
Gay flirting, gooners, people who are high all the time, easily-offended neolib types.
>Discord
seagullnorth

>Age/Sex/Location
25/M/Mex
>Physical description/ethnicity
White (there are white mexicans, google it don't be lazy), 150 lbs/68 kg, 5'11. Medium length brown hair, brown eyes with glasses, lanky build.

>About me
I'm a gradschool physicist and I've taught a university quantum mechanics course for the past year. I work in biophysics and sociology oriented stuffs like how messages spread in tightly connected communities.
My time is spent stuck in my office, taking classes, grading assignments, playing rythm guitar in a band with friends, biking around the city, doom scrolling, finding new places to eat at, hanging out with friends that take me out to ice skate (I fucking suck), listening to music and reading chainsawman and the mushoku tensei LN. I swear and tease a lot and I have to constantly apologize to my students when it slips, it has sorta hindered my dating abilities.

I'm very into early 2000s rock and 90s grunge. Bands like Weezer, Mcr, Say anything, Falling in reverse, Get scared, Fall out boy, Panic at the disco, Paramore, bring me the horizon, Ween, Dance gavin dance, Pierce the veil and Hail the sun.

I'm not really religious but I believe in God and magic and aliens

>Your type
I'm straight. I'd like someone down to earth but with some brains, someone funny that asks interesting questions and isn't necessarily extroverted. Someone in stem would be fine, but I also like linguistics so we're open to conlang nerds. Maybe a musician too, but I can't read sheet music for shit so you'll help me catch the gist of it. Anything below 30 is great, but the dynamics could change, idk.
>Deal breakers
People really into (usa) american politics, social correctness, gender identity, neets claiming to be total victims of their circumstances.
>Ice breaker
I'm a very heavy smoker and I had a scare last week so I got an xray of my torso, everything is fine but now I got a cool pic of my heart and lungs. I got a pet rabbit that hates everyone but my mom.

Disc: coyoteu

>>34098685 (OP)

>Sex
Male /m/

>Description

Looking for a bisexual, straight or even lesbian girl (biological female) who is into 2D loli, and wants a relationship/family with a man. Contact me at rel587@protonmail.com

I am wealthy, come from a good family and some attractive women have found me good looking. Not larping, I just want to find someone who is like me, but that has been almost impossible.

If you want to contact me anonymously, just make a protonmail. It won't ask you to use a phone number nor alternate email account.

Hey there! I’m a 21-year-old gal from the States, and I’ve got a playful side that loves to take control during those steamy chats. I enjoy teasing and pushing boundaries, seeing just how far I can take things while keeping it fun and exciting. I’m all about those late-night conversations that can get a bit wild! I'm a little shy in person due to my anxiety, so I prefer to keep things digital and playful. If you’re up for a fun time, hit me up! You can add me on the app we all love, just remember to remove the spaces and dashes: z-oy-m-e-l-l. Can’t wait to see what we can get into together!

Hey there! I'm a 20-year-old girl from the east coast, curvy and confident, and I absolutely love exploring my wild side through flirty chats. I get such a thrill from teasing and pushing limits, especially when it comes to getting guys to let loose and have fun! I'm a total night owl with a naughty streak, and I prefer to keep things spicy from the comfort of my own space since socializing can be a bit much for me sometimes. If you're down for some steamy conversations and playful banter, hit me up! You can find me on that app with the ghost logo – just look for: z-o-y-m-e-ll. Make sure to remove any spaces or dashes for it to work! Can't wait to connect with some hot new buddies!

>>34107664
>do OKCupid or something instead
lmao
"date landwhales or something instead" is what that translates to.

I’ve given up DESU. I’m a guy, I make great money, I have everything in order, I just enjoy working and all of my hobbies and travel too much to care about dating and keeping up with somebody else.

What’s the best way to track down decent quality sex workers? Too many places feel like scams. I just want to bring cash, feel relief and leave and go back to my busy life.

Inb4 shaming. If you worked as hard as I do you’d understand that a woman knocks your lifestyle down a few pegs no matter what. They will make you fat, manipulate you into lounging and wasting away in front of streaming crap, put dampers on your trips and hobbies. Not worth it, not even worth trying. Not interested.

>>34114130
So instead of trying to get someone to prove otherwise to you, why not just search for whores without our input? Stupid post, you just want attention

>>34098685 (OP)
>>Age/Sex/Location
24m, US
>>Physical description/ethnicity
5'10, slightly overweight, white
>>About me (a short description of you and your endeavors, but also include personality traits as if this were an ideal gf/bf thread)
I am an educator, researcher, and creative. I am going overseas to teach English but I hope to go to graduate school to study education after that. I consider myself an intelligent and kind person.
>>Your type (focus more on personality than appearance)
I like girls who are compassionate, interesting, and thoughtful
>>Deal breakers (ex: marriage/kids/politics/anything)
Can't think of any right now
>>Ice breaker (Something personal and interesting about yourself you're willing to share, or something you think others would dislike about you)
I am a big fan of birds, talk to me about birds

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a little on the wild side and totally obsessed with keeping things hot during our chats. I love to tease and make guys squirm with excitement from behind the screen, pushing all the right buttons while we both have a blast. I’m super flirty and playful, but I can be shy in real life, so I prefer to connect in a more private space. That’s why I’m all for those steamy late-night convos! If you’re down for some fun, hit me up on my messaging app: s-t-e-e-ll-i-v-y (make sure to remove the spaces in between!). I’m not here to sell anything, just looking for some hot chat partners. Let’s get to it!

>>Age/Sex/Location
25, M, San Diego
>>Physical description/ethnicity
5'10, average/lean build, white, long brown hair and blue eyes
>>About me (a short description of you and your endeavors, but also include personality traits as if this were an ideal gf/bf thread)
I play a niche video game semi professionally and travel around the world for tournaments. Pursuing a masters in teaching for my professional career. Otherwise very outdoorsy -- hikes volleyball soccer all that jazz
>>Your type (focus more on personality than appearance)
I go after women with good hearts, kind people. Affection showing is a big thing too -- I have a lot to give and a lot to receive.
>>Deal breakers (ex: marriage/kids/politics/anything)
Certain political beliefs, generally just if I find you annoying. Nothing too major.
Discord is a good way to contact me. "burpdeez" is my user.

>>34098747
Hey Joe

>Age/Sex/Location
35/male/St. George, Utah (primary) & Las Vegas, Nevada (secondary)

>About
-White
-/o/tist/car hoarder (3 so far)
-Stock/Crypto/Precious Metal investor
-Good with computers
-Likes vintage tech, hates most modern tech
-Not self-hating
-Pureblood/unvaxxed

>MINIMUM STANDARDS FOR PARTNER:
-19-35/BIOLOGICAL FEMALES ONLY/White and/or asian (just be pale)
-Pureblood/unvaxed
-Drawfag/artist
-Wants both parties in the relationship to be their best selves
-Has at least a cursory knowledge of internet lore and/or frequents sites like Kiwifarms
-Does NOT use social media (particularly Tiktok, Facebook, and sites like them)
-Not easily offended by things like unpopular opinions or slurs
-Goth/alt (optional), Thicc/curvy, tomboyish
-does (or would do) aerobics/80's exercise video workouts as an exercise routine

>BONUS
-Frequents /pol/
-Is in Utah/Arizona/Nevada/Southern California
-Mostly dresses in workout clothes and would shamelessly wear them on a date
-Likes messing around with AI applications
-Looking for a roommate to contribute to the rent (If we hit it off and actually get along, if you're relatively sane and not a NEET, and you're interested in relocating)

>NOT LOOKING FOR
-Guys
-Trannies/LGBT
-Dark skinned individuals <---- This cannot be stressed enough. DO NOT contact me if you are one of these.
-Leftards
-Single Moms <-- Seriously, don't contact me if you're one of these. I will not lower myself to helping you raise the offspring of your deadbeat exes.
-Anyone outside of the US <-- This one I simply cannot stress enough
-Retards who are gonna die in a few years because they took the (((vaccine))) <-- This one I simply cannot stress enough

>Discord
vactuberadio

>>34107494
you will be among the first to be eradicated in the revolution!

>>34114180
I’m an AI chat model for all you know. I’m trying to get into pay as you go hoes but need advice from somebody that’s already made it in. Sometimes people ask for advice from experience, faggut

>>34115664
>asking for where to pay for whores in the successful dating thread
off yourself, you cancerous tumor

22 . Male . USA

>Physical description/ethnicity
White, 5'10, Average/slightly heavy but athletic, I'm in the military and I like to lift

>About me (a short description of you and your endeavors, but also include personality traits as if this were an ideal gf/bf thread)
I'm studying Russian for work. It's all I do from sun up to sun down. It consumes my life. In the few hours of free time I get I like to workout and watch maybe an episode of anime before bed.
I'm getting pretty good at it but I have a long way to go.
On the weekends I love to hike and play vidya.
I love history and all things outdoors, also like to travel, but the cool hostel/bum on an internet friend's couch kinda travel, not flying to spain/hawaii for holiday kinda travel.

>Your type (focus more on personality than appearance)
Nerdy with similar interests to myself and will take an interest in what I say, someone who I don't wanna blow my head smoove off while talking to

>Deal breakers (ex: marriage/kids/politics/anything)
black, too much younger or older than my age, trans

>Ice breaker (Something personal and interesting about yourself you're willing to share, or something you think others would dislike about you)
I'm in the military, I come to the Christian faith as an adult, I love going to anime cons and military larp

>>34101719
You didn't post an ad so you have no right to complain.

>>34115684
ah shit forgot my tag
>discord
kiaser1085

>>34115684
You wouldn't believe that I put the wrong discord here
>Discord
kiaser0185

asl
30/m/montreal
>about me
I work in tech (remote), and recently moved to Quebec to be closer to family. Adjusting to a new language has had its moments, but overall it’s been a solid move. I travel a lot - especially all around mexico in the winter (huge bonus if you're from there). But I've been all over Europe, Central/South America, and Russia. Most recently I spent two months roaming Central America.
>interests
I’ve got a ton of hobbies and random interests, so I’m pretty sure we’d find something in common - film photography, fine arts, camping, cooking, museums, cocktails, reading.
>looking for
A girl who wants to get to know each other, VC, long term connection. Just got back from the bar with friends and looking for people to chat with before I go to bed
>not looking for
mental illness
>discord
totallies

>Age/Sex/Location
35, M, East Coast US

>Physical description/ethnicity
White, skinny af

>About me (a short description of you and your endeavors, but also include personality traits as if this were an ideal gf/bf thread)
Crunchy. Accepting to a fault

>Your type (focus more on personality than appearance)
Cute and anxious

>Deal breakers (ex: marriage/kids/politics/anything)
I need and over-sharer!!

>Ice breaker (Something personal and interesting about yourself you're willing to share, or something you think others would dislike about you)
Ask me about the time that I hitch-hiked across the US

discord rusp06049

>>34098685 (OP)
>Age/Sex/Location
28/M/USA

>Physical description/ethnicity
White, 5'10, reddish blond hair, hazel eyes, decently muscular (currently bulking), 5 tattoos and want more.

>About me
I am currently a student, graduating in about a year. This summer I'm working with a professor and making pretty decent money. I will most likely be graduating with honors and I have a few potential jobs lined up after I do. I share a 5 bedroom house with 2 roomates and I own my own car. I am extremely busy right now, and don't get cell signal for ~40 hours a week, but I will make time for you if we click.
I'm really into lifting, reading, weeb shit, anything related to the paranormal/supernatural, and vidya.
I love the outdoors, spend as much time as possible outside and I'm a hardcore environmentalist.
I'm a huge music nerd and I collect vinyl. My favorite genres are emo, sadboys rap, black metal, and shoegaze.
My favorite TV show is the X-files and I love horror movies.

>Your type (focus more on personality than appearance)
Honestly I'm not too picky when it comes to personality, I'm mostly just looking for someone to share music, watch movies/anime/whatever else with, and send nature pics to, with the goal of developing it into more. I'm cool with lewd stuff too I guess?

As far as physical traits go, I'm only interested in skinny/slim/fit White Bio women. I prefer red heads, glasses, bob cuts, and light eyes, but none of these are requirements.

>Deal breakers (ex: marriage/kids/politics/anything)
I have no interest in any sort of polyamorous/cheating/ENM bullshit
I don't have time for friend collectors/ghosts/people who send one message and dissapear.

>Ice breaker
I currently work a field job in the middle of nowhere where I don't get cell signal. It's great, and I come home with tons of cool pictures of various animals, plants, insects, and rocks. However, it does make it so that I cant' respond for 7+ hrs on week days so if you can't handle that, be warned.

>>34119041
My discord handle is foxmulder99 lol

>>34117792
Self-admitted serial cheater

>ASL
19/m/Romania
>About/Interests/Hobbies
I do computer engineering and i love studying things in this domain. I like working out, calisthenics mostly. Music, oh i love music, death metal(Death, Morbid Angel, entombed, bolt thrower), thrash metal(Morbid Saint, Metallica, Megadeth, slayer, sodom), blues(SRV mostly), classic rock, scenecore(a ton of artists), lots of rap(Uzi, Young Thug, Future, Carti, Eazy-e and others). I also have lots of miscelaneous hobbies
>Looking for
A girlfriend really, i made lots of frens this summer, don't need a lot more
>Not looking for
little ghoster freaks
>Your type (focus more on personality than appearance)
mostly light-hearted, intelligent, actually has self worth, doing something with their life
>Deal breakers (ex: marriage/kids/politics/anything)
please don't be fat and live close by and like to text a lot, i'm not a nonchallant fellow
>Contact
cora8141 on discord

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, petite with a little extra in all the right places, and I absolutely love diving into steamy conversations. There's just something about teasing guys and watching them melt that drives me wild! I can be pretty playful and naughty, and it’s such a thrill to see how far I can push the limits while we both enjoy the ride. I’m always down for some late-night fun, but stepping out makes me anxious, so I stick to the digital world for my flirty vibes. If you're up for some spicy chats, hit me up! You can find me at: s-t-e-e-l-l-i-v-y (just remove the spaces and dashes!), and let’s get into some fun together!

>ASL
22/M/EU
>Looking for
I only hope for one thing: honesty. Share your opinions, feelings, etc., freely. Let the only consideration guiding you be what prompted this desire, not its consequences
>Not looking for
Not the above, so people-pleasers and all that (meek, shy, etc)
Anyone younger than 30. This relates to what being >30 should reflect, not just a consequence
I'm heterosexual (men may still add me, though), but unless it develops into a relationship no sexting (I'm demisexual)
>About me
Simply a person who believes that the value of relationships stems from the ability to gain insight into oneself from a different POV. Clearly, this isn't the case for others, so I will modulate myself in interactions with you as I do IRL
>Tag
skyne2601

Note that I will not see any responses in this thread

>>34098685 (OP)
23/F/Michigan
White (mixed German/Polish/Belarusian ancestry)
5'2 140lbs (16% bodyfat)
Employed and live independently

I am looking for a male companion (see: date)

MUST:
- Have a job or be in school
- Be intelligent
- Go to the gym
- Have ambition
- Be nice to me
- Not be abusive
- Not have any mental illness
- Not live with parents
- Be younger than 45

Preferably (NOT required):
- Already have a job and independent wealth
- Want to homestead in the Michigan wilderness
- Not be a stuttering spastic
- Be tall
- Be attractive
- Be in Michigan

disc: 8pagez

>>34122555
>FFMI of 21.55
lmao watch out for this one anons her estats make no sense, either she's a varbie or she's larping
mirin the trips tho anon

>>34122606
not steroids. I simply have been working out for years and years, since middle school. I can prove it too. The b/f % may be off admittedly it's not an exact science but I can prove that a) I'm not fat and b) I am VERY athletic.

>>34122555
whats your yearly income?

>>34122606
It's some kind of larp, someone posted a very similar ad in one of the ideal bf/gf threads, including all the stuff about gymceling and wanting to live in Michigan etc., but with slightly differently details/measurements/age.

>>34122640
Also we're hardly a "wilderness" kind of state, maybe in the UP but that's rapidly becoming a worse place to live

>>34122639
60-70k/yr give or take depending on overtime

>>34122646
Well like Mackinaw County is what I mean, not literal wilderness but nice rural living iykwim

>>34122640
Not a larp, can verify.

>>34122659
can you send me pics of your pay stubs

>>34122659
stop responding to bait. a truly interested guy would just add you and talk to you and not try to "expose" you ITT. Also you just need to date the normal way, you're not going to find what you're looking for here.

>>34122662
hang yourself

>>34122667
you never know, maybe the diamond in the haystack sees "its just a larp" and gets discouraged. there is hope, i have hope. dating apps are a cesspool.

>>34122679
so you want someone to make high income while you want someone to take your word for how much you make it? makes sense

>>34122687
Also spoiler alert. You get to know her and she is a troon.

>>34122690
ah ok makes sense. troons love pretending that they're women so it also makes sense that they think they have standards and can demand things

>>34122690
I'm biologically female thank you very much not a tranny

>>34122694
spoiler alert this guy's profile is "eboyirl" with cat ears and he has about 4 coomer links and then got mad at me when I called him out for being a faggot

>>34122659
Nice rural living won't last, chugs are already an issue and I saw a bunch of jeets wandering around at Tahquamenon Falls late last year. Homesteading seems like a better choice in a state that isn't as blue or in a country that isn't turning into Brazil generally, but it's your life.

>>34122709
wrong person but you need to off yourself asap, i'm sure that day will turn into a national holiday on /soc/
avoid this creature like the plague

>>34122729
true... I just like the environment and the people here desu... I think I saw something about 87% of michigan homeowners being from michigan though, maybe we should just excise detroit and everything would be good

>>34122732
you're like a little chigger bug I crush under my boot

>>34122750
Doubt it, even a ways away from Detroit (Livingston Co.) the grocery stores look like the United Nations, it looks basically the same as Novi now. 10 years ago, any minority was a rare sight. We're cooked and the state is full of retard auto workers who think they deserve $50 an hour and exorbitant benefits for connecting one engine part to the next (maybe you're one of these) and also vote straight ticket Democrat, not that the GOP would do much better. tldr we're cooked

>>34122729
>>34122917
The only solution is for whites to buy adjacent parcels, coordinate farming and community needs, and build high walls

>>34122750
i'm sure getting submerged in boiling oil is still more pleasant than being anywhere close to your proximity, you completely reek retard

Fuck it why not, only just wasting my time.

>Age/Sex/Location
30/Male/USA (central south)

>Physical description/ethnicity
5'10'' Mexican with long black hair and glasses. I look like an average metal head, fairly stocky/slimmer build and working on keeping myself from being a complete fat fuck. I don't speak spanish, I've embraced the fact I'm American.

>About me
I work as an automotive technician for a dealership. I don't drink or smoke but have no issues with people that do. Since I don't work around customers, I'm fairly foul-mouthed with a bad sense of humor to boot. I usually keep it under control around normies so I wouldn't worry about that. I currently live on my own in a fairly major city. I am loyal to a fault sometimes and will go out of my way for people that I care about, but I also like to try and plan things out so that I don't majorly screw myself over should the need arise. It does take me awhile to open up to people since I've already had people break my trust before.

>Your type
Race really isn't as much of a factor as long as you're nice, that's all I ask. I also want someone to help encourage me to better myself both physically and mentally. I enjoy both serious and non-serious conversations.

>Deal breakers
Satanists, far left leaning people, about it so far, just don't be rude and I won't be either.

>Ice breaker
I once lived in New York state for 2 and half years in this meth town ran by natives on a reservation. Was not a fun time, would not recommend.

>Discord
1972fordpinto_

>>34098685 (OP)
>Age/Sex/Location
20/M/Mi, USA

>Physical description/ethnicity
White, 5'11", lean build, brown hair, blue eyes. I fit the tall, white, nerd aesthetic pretty well.

>About me
I'm currently in college for mechanical engineering. I'm active in my college's CubeSat design team and hope to work in aerospace after I graduate.

In terms of personality I'm more of an introvert but I also loosen up a lot around friends. Friends describe me as very focused and ambitious.

I'm interested in the typical things most engineering majors are interested in like electronics and programming but I'm also really into the humanities. I read a lot about history, philosophy, anthropology, and linguistics.

>Your type
Behind every great man is a great woman. That's what I'm looking for, a girl I can form a strong bond with who will support me just as much as I support her.

I have somewhat more traditional views on relationships. I believe in dating with the intent to marry and would enjoy taking care of my partner in a relationship.

I'd prefer a relationship with a dom/sub dynamic and would get along best with a submissive girl.

Not a requirement but being a little older than me is a pro.

>Discord
3ndiss

>asl
30 / M / Quebec
>about me
Tech guy working remote. Moved to Quebec last year to be near family - still fumbling through French like an idiot, but it's going alright. I travel a lot, love working from new places around the world. Originally from a farm in the middle of nowhere and miss it sometimes. I'm white, 5'10, a little fat but have been told im conventionally attractive. I think im a pretty normal person to be posting on 4chan, I just need a break from normie life sometimes. Also just got back from the bar with my friends and may be a little tipsy.
>interests
Film photography, museums, cooking, camping, jiujitsu, I read a lot and fall into rabbit holes constantly. Im sure we can find something in common. Bonus if you are also in a decent place in life but have crippling ennui or are depressed for no reason.
>looking for
A girl who wants to get to know each other, VC, long term connection.
>not looking for
Severe mental illness, BPD.
totallies

I've posted before and people didn't take me seriously. I am looking to have a child in the next 2 years.

>ASL
36/m/us
>You
gamer. absolute dweeb about movies. i yap like a film student over anything we're watching. i'd rather watch wong kar wai than wes anderson, but i like both. i hope you like something more than basic, mid tier horror movies.
>Kinks
not scat. that's my only hard no. i'm into a lot. was a sex worker when i was young. if you want a list of what's on the table, ask me about it. from suspiciously freaky, to vanilla. we do it all.
>Looking For
AFAB for Motherhood
a pipe dream really. someone that wants to be a mother, but isn't yet. i'm not a father and i feel like that dream passed me by. to reduce the risk of complications at my age, i'd prefer a younger partner, but i am open to someone in their 30s. someone to spend time with. having a kid or kids.
>Not Looking For
AMAB
friend collectors can kick rocks. people that don't want to meet in real life. people that are just role playing or experimenting, but don't want to do this in real life. people who don't take their pills if they need them.
>Discord
moth_dander

Mid-twenties/M/US
>About
Career musician switching it up to become a tech wageslave. Into fitness and combat sports; reading; occult practice and meditation; anime, leaning toward the /m/ variety lately; older games and the occasional new AAA slop. Programming. Standard terminally online interests, as well as some less online ones. I typically keep late hours.
>Looking for
Similar interests and disposition, maybe doing some of the pastimes I mentioned together.
>Not looking for
Gay flirting, gooners, people who are high all the time, easily-offended neolib types.
>Discord
seagullnorth

Hey there, I'm a 20-year-old girl from the U.S., a bit on the curvy side, and I absolutely love taking control during those steamy chats. One of my favorite things is teasing guys and watching them squirm while I have my fun too. I'm always in the mood (total flirt vibes here!), but I can be a little shy, so meeting up in person isn't really my thing. That's why I'm into the whole texting scene—it's just way easier for me! Hit me up on 4 d-e-m-y z-e-t-h (just remove the spaces and dashes). I promise I'm not here to sell anything—just looking for some fun sexting buddies!

>>34122555
>- Not be a stuttering spastic
Genuinely curious, is there a story here? I'm confused by the mentality of people who resort to this place for social interaction but still feel entitled to judge others here for their alleged social incompetence

>>34098685 (OP)
>>Age/Sex/Location
24M, US
>>Physical description/ethnicity
picrel
>>About me
I am a teacher moving soon to China to teach English. I hope to come back and go to grad school to become an educational theorist. Hobbies include Educational Theory, Filmmaking, Weightlifting, Cooking, Violin, Chinese and Sinology, Reading, Birding, Tea Collection, Writing, Video Games and Board Games, Skiing, and Horseback Riding and BDSM. I consider myself an intellectual.
>>Your type
Svelte sprightly alt tomboys
>>Deal breakers
Disinterest in sex/sending nudes
>>Ice breaker
I have been to all 50 states, ask me about them

UK north west, M straight, 28
Own place, own car zzz bored I sleepy too
Discord: Afrenzy

>Age/Sex/Location
22 m uk, pan, top etc.
>Physical description/ethnicity
5'11, 71kg (gym and stuff yyaay!!!), brown skin (..!! 4chan so it must be mentioned)
>About me (a short description of you and your endeavors, but also include personality traits as if this were an ideal gf/bf thread)

hii im not very successful i guess but im not a complete reject im studying math and compsci rn and i work as a chef which is rly fun and i enjoy it

uhh yes im kinda terminally online so in my free time i study or do gym or videogames or music or movies or something else
>Your type (focus more on personality than appearance)
20-30ish in age, preferably in the uk. please also be terminally online!! i would love if you were interested in video games we could play together :D, i have a really broad interest in games so just lmk, apart from that just be nice or something idk just dont be super mean LO

>Deal breakers (ex: marriage/kids/politics/anything)
too young/old/faraway/racist/somethingelse-ist

>Ice breaker (Something personal and interesting about yourself you're willing to share, or something you think others would dislike about you)
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i nearly joined the military n i passed all the tests but then they said asthmatics cant join : (

>Age/Sex/Location
40/M/US

>Physical description/ethnicity
6'3, thin, white/pale, blue eyes

>About me (a short description of you and your endeavors, but also include personality traits as if this were an ideal gf/bf thread)
Empathic/loyal/curious
Very communicative and attentive
Enjoy reading novels, occasionally some manga
Lived overseas, speak a second language (Japanese)
Grew up on RPGs, but only play one game seriously now

>Your type (focus more on personality than appearance)
25+/bio F/US
Skinny/average, relatively plain/no frills style
Considerate/caring/loyal/supportive
Quiet or talkative (both are equally fine)
At least somewhat intellectually curious
Affectionate, at least average libido

>Deal breakers (ex: marriage/kids/politics/anything)
Insecurities/issues are okay, but please don't be suicidal or bpd

>Ice breaker (Something personal and interesting about yourself you're willing to share, or something you think others would dislike about you
I'm fairly strong at chess, but go years without playing. I struggle with OCD, which makes me a bit awkward in person

>Tag
varandra

>ASL
23/M/New Jersey (Mercer Area)
>Interests/Hobbies
Big fan of the World of Darkness gameline (Primarily Vampire/Werewolf/Changeling), have run a fair amount of campaigns as a DM. Love Twin Peaks, X-Files, Steven Universe, Teen Wolf, and (old school) Yugioh. Books, primarily fiction, are also something I like, recently finished House of Leaves, going to start Blood Meridian+some others soon.
As for video games, I enjoy things like CK2, Stellaris, Mortal Kombat, yadda yadda.
>Looking for
Foids, let's just talk and see where things go and if we fit together. I'm willing to try.
>Not looking for
Erp, hookups, jew-lovers
>Contact
.diamonddude

Currently employed, have a car, pay all bills
Icebreaker for all this? Still live with my family.

>>34126729
I have a feeling you have wildly misunderstood the meaning of “ice breaker”.

The saddest part of autism is when they aren’t even aware of their autistic telegraphing.

>>34127716
Oh, well, I guess not? As far as I can tell living with your parents is still seen as a negative (if being normalized), and part of the icebreakers wording was: Something you think others would dislike about you
I get that this is an autistic reply, but doesn't that fit the criteria?

>Age/Sex/Location
26/M/Canada
>Physical description/ethnicity
Caucasian, ~5'10, perma bags under eyes, long hair, not fat, yet not thin
>About me (a short description of you and your endeavors, but also include personality traits as if this were an ideal gf/bf thread)
Working at local government here, pretty decent job. I play games, workout (so I could one day achieve twink status) and garden as hobby. Don't really have big plans right now, just going with the flow of things
>Your type (focus more on personality than appearance)
Someone who's a bit assertive, not only i dont mind being dragged around to do stuffs, but you can also kidnap me for a whole day if not more, I won't complain
Else, someone's whose relatively kind and protective
>Deal breakers (ex: marriage/kids/politics/anything)
Mainly don't have kids, nor into poly
>Ice breaker (Something personal and interesting about yourself you're willing to share, or something you think others would dislike about you)
Uhhh, im french, got a dumb accent from it x-x
>Discord
no.significant.harassment

>Age/Sex/Location
30s/Male/East Coast USA
>Physical description/ethnicity
Pale, white. 6'5, 220lbs, very fit, long brown hair, grey-blue eyes, glasses, clean shave, not very hairy, very deep voice. Not particularly /fa/, I wear loungewear, tshirts/hoodies and shorts, or business casual and that's it really.
>About me
Straightforward autist. Terminally online, been on the internet forever yet don't use social media at all. Nowhere near as socially incapable/hindered as your average autist. Insanely bad at small talk but generally very confident and easy to get along with unless you're a retard. And I have my shit much more together than you'd expect from here I guess. I'm a loner, sarcastic fuck, hyperfocused all the time and riddled with the childlike wonder autism gives you for things you like. I don't go out much. I lift a lot and physical health is important to me. I can cook pretty well and do so for most of my meals. I don't like most people honestly, but not in a bitter fuck my incel freak life kind of way. I have fairly expansive, sometimes very niche, tastes and find it very difficult to have anything in common with most people, even here. The upside is that if we have similar interests I could talk your ear off all day. I come across as more serious through text initially than I really am. Always told I am way too normal for this place.
>Your type
For personality: Witty, funny, terminally online or at least aware, nerdy, passionate about interest/hobbies.
For appearance: White or asian ideally, rest are totally fine. Slim, average, or fit.
>Deal breakers
No kids in my future, no underage people in my DMs, no trannies, no fatties. Not budging on any of that.
>Ice breaker
Double digits with unreasonable girth

I don't like interrogating people when they add me but the adds you get from this board make it tough. Don't take it personally, I'm nice if you put in the bare minimum. Promise.

discord: alreadyknowthisisamistake