I'mso fucking tired of 99% of threads here being just mindless gooning. No personality. No connection. Just soulless coom. :(

So here’s a thread for people who actually want to connect on a HUMAN level. Make real friends — and still keep it NSFW when it feels right. :3

Looking for people who:

>Want a long-term, friendly connection
>Wanna be actual goon buddies / besties
>Aren’t scared to share their day-to-day life
>Are down for kink but don’t act like robots
>Can hold a convo beyond “hru” and “im horni lol”
>Like sending dumb memes between horny chats
>Are into sharing fantasies, pics, voice notes, etc.
>Don’t disappear the moment they nut(!!!)
>Maybe even talk while gaming or chilling
>Are 18+ (duh)

Lemme start first:
I’m 25M, in a relationship with my 25F girlfriend. (Pic related)
She’s cute, slim, obedient, and into being shared. I’m mostly looking for someone to talk to long-term! :3
Someone I can chat with normally and be open enough to share pics, stories, fantasies about her (especially her feet, if that’s your thing lol). Not looking to sext me. This is about her.

If you vibe with that, drop your age, where you’re from, and what you’re into. Let’s actually make friends!

Telegram: @FD24X

>>34122313 (OP)
Forgot to add.. I also got discord now!! :3
My username is: mhmmfeet

>>34122313 (OP)
is she okay with all this?

>>34122349
im a dumbass lmao
anyways will post here
>asl
21/m/fl
>bio
hey there! am a bored (and horny desu) guy with a bear-ish body type. into nerdy stuff like old computers and history. obsessed with deltarune atm. also very much a furry! on the softer side of kinks (ask for more info) but can also be a bit of a people pleaser.
>looking for
folks to talk n be lewd with, i suppose (cis and trans welcome). in terms of men, i prefer subby fat folks n femmes (both ideally hehe). fine with any kind of girl though. good with both short-term and long-term (will chat abt sfw stuff with you first if you wanna do long-term just to see if were compatible). when you add, dm what ur lookin for and your boundaries!!
>not looking for
taboo kinks (cnc, ageplay, raceplay, etc.)
>tag
operatingcirculating
picrel is me irl....

>A/S/L
37/M/US
>Interests
Video Games, anime, cartoons, comics, technology, music, fashion
>Looking For
Roleplay: sisters (cis, trans, nb), sexually curious, childhood friends
Over 27, wholesome, caring, and loving to spoil and be spoiled with
>Not Looking For
Masculine men; like with facial hair; moustache, beard, or hairy bodies
Under 27, gross, nasty, weird, dark, abusive, or hurtful roleplay stories
Voice, video chat, porn, nudes without getting to talk or know each other
Diapers, littles, and cubs. Not into being infantilised or childish typing
Mommies and daddies. Not into being your child or surrogate parent
>Discord
hya.kko

I'm chickn and im horny af XD im a cis woman but im unattractive. Don't ask me for personalized nudes as I got a boyfriend recently who's traveling to see me soon.

My email for 4chan is chickn3@proton.me if you want a femgooner friend. Send me your asl and fetishes if you understood my post.

Don't send me pedoshit or I won't reply. I wont reply if you say you're underage or imply you're underage. I wont reply either if you're a adult pedobaiting me (i.e 25 year old claiming to be underage) I wont reply to any trolls.

Posted here instead of the nsfw thread because I need a emotional connection with people i flirt with >.<

>>34124613
Lately lots of people have been claiming to be me on /soc/ or claiming I have cp, I just have a lot of 4chan trolls who want to ruin my reputation.

So i have to use my email to vet people these days, ill add you to my discord after I made sure you're just a fellow gooner.

>>34122349
Believe it or not but she is very much okay with it hehe :3

27m/us
looking for perverted Fs to play into my panty and skirt obsessions
I don't mind any height or size or age gaps, just be fun to share lewd stuff with
some kinks: loli/sho, cum/cumplay, breeding, bdsm, light knifeplay, incest, anal, cnc/rape, voyeur and exhib, bunch of others.
dc: giga.vii

> ASL
33/M/EST

> me
6’1” very hairy dadbod, pale, brown hair, nerd glasses, exercise regularly. Live alone in the suburbs with a little dog and a normal-sized cat. Depressed, spergy and ADHD so I apologize if I’m not the best communicator at first. If shy guys are a thing for you you’ll get a lot out of me but I’m also passionate, dominant and protective when I’m in my element.

> interests
Film, games, animu, writing, dilettantish cluster (philosophy, politics, religion/mythology, etc.). If you draw, write, make music, etc. I’d be very interested in your process.

> looking for
Soft, articulate, introverted girl for a connection with erotic/sexual chemistry that has a chance to become emotional/personal as well. We’ll chat together online and see how our energies match, and if we click we can do fun cute things like watch anime or arthouse films and more. Would love to have a mutual caregiving dynamic expressed through sexuality. Size, age and color contrast all excite me, and more importantly, girls who are excited by those things excite me. Want to meet a girl with powerful emotions who likes being a little clingy and likes when she inspires the same in me, and hopefully we can keep each other company.

> sexual interests
Dom-leaning gentle switch. Love to praise, nurture and provide protection and comfort (and pleasure). Can be “daddy” if that word has special meaning to you, but only if saying it to me truly makes you feel warm and safe and melty inside. Specific kinks include hairy girls, lots of oral, anal play, and female bisexuality. Love to share porn/erotica but when I really like someone I’m inspired to get creative with my words too.

> not looking for
Abusive behavior, pedo/loli stuff, edgelords, /pol/tards, penis havers

> tag
mysterman1052_2

>>34125512
also Telegram = mysterman1052

Looking for someone who is serious about making a friendship. Someone who is talkative, knows a variety of topics and someone who won’t ghost. I’m not the best at making friends but I’d love to make a trusting connection with a bro and slowly begin showing off my wife to him. Starting with oldest pics and going to present day. I need someone I can trust, but someone who has the capacity to form a deep connection and care about my well being. I’m not looking to get screwed over.

To avoid fake people I will not be showing her off right away, it may take a few days until we even begin to talk about her. I need someone I can trust.

I’m 28 m USA if that means anything.

A62C9RJUM

>>34122313 (OP)
Do you guys video chat?

18yo hikki needs money for cosplaY..DM ME ON DC PLEASE. Very cheap
dc:venomousvi_

Let me know what thread you’ve added me from please; SFW stuff needs separated for obvious reasons.

>asl
43/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter for my sins)
>Description
Been on this godforsaken site for longer than I care to admit and absolutely blame it for 95% of the problems in my life, personal accountability be damned.
>Looking for
Biological females; the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto.
>Not looking for
If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional despite being on 4chan but if you’ve spend your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions or lack the ability to defend your own then see above.
>Interests and Hobbies
All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify it as a “hobby”. I’d appreciate someone taking the time to introduce me to new music though as I’m well out of touch and, frankly, fully slipped into “grumpy old man” territory and would like to be dragged out of it with extreme prejudice.
>Contact

Discord: david_ononymous

>>34125527
Send disc?

Thanks for making another thread. I wanted to post in the last one but didn't have a chance.

42/M/East Coast

Maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree by posting here, but I'd like to talk to a woman who has her shit together but nonetheless has occasional problems. Interested in hearing about how your day went, what you're struggling with, listening to you vent, and eventually getting deep inside of your brain. If we hit it off and you decide you'd like to occasionally vent in other ways, great.

R6GEH3HRG

>>34125579
>R6GEH3HRG
That's my Teleguard, sorry for being a Boomer.

>>34124613
Avoid, Chickn's a 35 y/o morbidly obese white man with BPD living in Texas who has a history of grooming children on Discord. He'll claim that he only groomed a 17 year old named gumshoe who he had sex with when they were 19 but it's been proven he groomed gumshoe when they were 16. He has also groomed kids as young as 13 and posted their nudes on 4chan Discord servers, which got those servers banned. Anons have been saying he's a man for years now and he refuses to post proof that he's a woman, claiming he doesn't want to be "doxxed." It's all but confirmed it's a man. He only wants adult anons to add him so he can manipulate them into spending money on him. He's been known to dox and harass anons who add him but refuse to pay, and he's admitted to doing this in the past. He'll also claim that the collage of proof is fake when half of it are posts anyone can find on the archives and the rest are from Discord. The Discord posts are real because Chickn's previous accounts were banned, and Discord needs actual messages (i.e. messages you can report with a link) to ban accounts. Hence, the messages are real otherwise Discord wouldn't have banned chickn's old accounts.

21/M/brown
(I will not share any or my pics under any circumstances)
Need a good similarly aged femboy friend. I wanna share my daily experiences, for example, me wearing lipstick today.
Erotic talks are welcome sometimes too.

I Need attention, that’s my only caviar. I want you to be the text initiator.
I want the friendship to be text based only since I suffer from anxiety. We can play some game together though. shen xiong.

Disc: Xela._.San
There is a 2 word in there, if you read and agree above requirements, text me the word within 5 mins of me accepting your req. if it is correct I won’t unfriend you.

>>34122313 (OP)
you got insta?
love her feet
ass looks breedable too

>>34125531
We never gotten that far lol..

>>34128365
Yeah but it's private lmao

hiyaaa
>ASL
19/M/UK
pan
>About me
Programmer and tech guy (linux, servers and what not), about to go into uni! Quite the nerd and into the 4chan holy trifecta of vidya, anime and lewd as well as gamedev, video editing and walking. specifically i like city and colony builder games, been addicted to workers and resources of late T_T. I have a twink-ish physique and people tell me i look mediterranean
>Fetishes
Anything (you) like i probably like too, i especially like scent/musk stuff and anything thats messy, (WAM too). Also really like petplay ^_^ Generally a sub but i can dom too. i like most types of guys, women and everything inbetween.
>Not Looking For
try not to be too much of a dry/boring texter.
>disc
bakedpotato_15948

>>>Asl
28M southwest us
>>>Description
5'9, black hair, chubby(not obese) mexican, bearded
>>>About me
A bit cynical in general. I like games any genre minus sports. Currently in rotation is helldivers 2. Movies specifically horror thrillers or any as long as its enjoyable, and music tend to prefer pre 2010s music of anything minus country. Prefer metal and mid 00s hip-hop and rap and indie from any era. Im a chill person might not be very talkative at first but if it ends up long term ill adjust over time but down to talk about anything. And have a fucked up sense of humor. Or talk about how its all fucked.
>>>kinks
Love female legs&feet, Being dominant/dominating some light S&M but open to anything!
>>>looking for
Fs 18 and up And any cucks or guys that like sharing their girls or just chill people in general. Can be negative or cheery doesnt bother me none
>>>Not looking for
mtfs. VC (at the start). Sellers. Trading or gay
>>>Teleguard (if you got others messagers give me your user )
DPAMNUNYQ

Looking for a long term friend. Can’t say that is a completely original idea on here but I’m lonely so a shot in the dark is worth not trying at all.

I’m married yet I don’t have any male friends, I’ve come on here in the past promoting a friendship with the promise of sharing my wife but those always fell apart; and I guess I shouldn’t have expected them to be real when all they ever wanted was to see my wife naked. I guess it’s a case of learning from stupidity.

Anyways I’m back and this time I’m just focusing on establishing a genuine friendship. If later on down the road the wife comes up and we talk about her then that road will have to traveled but it is not my intention. All I want is a proper friend and some guy I can blow off some steam with from time to time.

Intelligence is important to me, as is patience. I live a busy life and can’t always be on and reply to everything, but I will try to at least be as interesting as possible.

If you are interested hmu, can’t promise anything life changing.

Teleguard: A62C9RJUM

Looking for a long term friend. Can’t say that is a completely original idea on here but I’m lonely so a shot in the dark is worth not trying at all.

I’m married yet I don’t have any male friends, I’ve come on here in the past promoting a friendship with the promise of sharing my wife but those always fell apart; and I guess I shouldn’t have expected them to be real when all they ever wanted was to see my wife naked. I guess it’s a case of learning from stupidity.

Anyways I’m back and this time I’m just focusing on establishing a genuine friendship. If later on down the road the wife comes up and we talk about her then that road will have to traveled but it is not my intention. All I want is a proper friend and some guy I can blow off some steam with from time to time.

Intelligence is important to me, as is patience. I live a busy life and can’t always be on and reply to everything, but I will try to at least be as interesting as possible.

If you are interested hmu, can’t promise anything life changing.

Teleguard: A62C9RJUM

Thank you!

>asl
30/f/soon moving from PA to SC. widow with twin babies. life’s weird right now, i’m lonely, grieving, and mostly dissociating but still somehow hilarious.
>looking for
someone who actually wants a thing. like yeah, be my horny best friend, send me memes between filth, swap voice notes, get weird but also tell me how your day was, tell me about your pets, let’s talk while your gaming or laying in bed spiraling.
>must be
27+, capable of conversation beyond “hru” and “in horni lol”,okay being real sometimes grief, dreams, annoying thoughts, all of it, into deep conversations, kinks, pics, audio, TMI shit, emotionally literate enough to not dip the second you nut, into memes, video games like vampire the masquerade bloodlines, dragon age 2 and 3, or weird niche convos
>not looking for
coomers, ghosts, people pretending to be deep while rotting from the inside out
>bonus if
like twin peaks, xfiles an Dexter, just want someone to flirt with while mourning the world falling apart.
>contact
galaxyfaes

>>34129503

28M in NC - I added you on disc. You seem like someone I could get along with. Hope you add me back.

>>34129355
>promise of sharing my wife but those always fell apart; and I guess I shouldn’t have expected them to be real when all they ever wanted was to see my wife naked
And what else did you expect, baiting people with your wife? This reminded me of one kid from school days, who tried to make friends by allowing his school mates to play on his home PC.

>>34130047
Well I never said that what I was doing was the right way to go about it. But I was so desperate for a friend I try anything. Obviously now I see how stupid that was.

Discord>savage_bones
Kik>Savage_Tones
Tellgram>@SavageTones

39 M UK, 6'3, Daddy/Dom but easy going and talkative. I'm all about intensity and fulfilling my desires. Gentle, playfull, assertive, aggressive. Kind by nature, strict by principle, aggressive when necessary.
Im legitimately interested in casual conversation and getting to know you beyond just the sexual topics, it's much better when there's actually more to it than that. After establishing some level of mutual comfort, im potentially down to voice chat.

I strongly prefer if we can actually have sustained attentive conversation rather than single one-word messages once every few hours. I appreciate discussing and learning about new and unusual things. even if they aren't my thing and would love to find others with the same curiosities.

On the kinky side, I enjoy Kinks i enjoy bdsm,hotwife/swinger/ master/slave, spanking, group, breeding, role play, freeuse, roughsex, petplay, toys, exploring taboos and trying new things. I appreciate discussing and learning about new and unusual kinks and interests even if they aren't my thing and would love to find others with the same curiosities about human sexuality.

>>34130528
Well, desperation can make people do things. Wasn't anyone just looking for a friend?

>>34130528
i am def interested @slingedrespiro on instagram

hi i’m 27 / mtf / cali / terminally online / emotionally unstable but in a hot way

>looking for someone who:

is down bad and down to chat about life n trauma

will send memes, tiddy, and vent in the same convo

not afraid to say “i miss u” 12 hours into knowing me

horny but not a roomba

will tell me i’m pretty and ask how my day was

isn’t a reply-every-3-days type (u will be blocked and spiritually judged)

>i offer:

curvy estrogen goblin energy

sadgirl playlists, cursed selfies, thigh pics

random car facts you didn’t ask for

overanalyzing your texts like they’re biblical

being your lil e-gf in the DMs and deranged at 3am

pls don’t be a discord coomer w/ the personality of drywall.
also no “hey” and vanish. like damn i’m mentally ill i need consistency

>slide in if you’re:
queer
clingy
online too much
capable of forming sentences

contact: kallmekkay

34/M
Married guy for some time looking for Friends to talk about anything NSFW or sfw it's ok i Will not judge and listen, quite Bad at social interation but would do My best to not be boring.
TG: R88WUB4A9

Looking for a long term friend. Can’t say that is a completely original idea on here but I’m lonely so a shot in the dark is worth not trying at all.

I’m married yet I don’t have any male friends, I’ve come on here in the past promoting a friendship with the promise of sharing my wife but those always fell apart; and I guess I shouldn’t have expected them to be real when all they ever wanted was to see my wife naked. I guess it’s a case of learning from stupidity.

Anyways I’m back and this time I’m just focusing on establishing a genuine friendship. If later on down the road the wife comes up and we talk about her then that road will have to traveled but it is not my intention. All I want is a proper friend and some guy I can blow off some steam with from time to time.

Intelligence is important to me, as is patience. I live a busy life and can’t always be on and reply to everything, but I will try to at least be as interesting as possible.

If you are interested hmu, can’t promise anything life changing.

Teleguard: A62C9RJUM

Thank you!

>>34132363
next time I think it would be better to not mention sharing your wife at all mate

just that info alone will attract some weirdos willing to long game it

>>34131789
Jesus christ you are ugly af

>ASL
Sissy M35, Europe, bi/pan :3

>About me
Very submissive, kinky and obedient sissy from Europe, looking to talk to fun people. Outside of sexy stuff I love learning new things, linguistics, science, technology, gaming and lots more. I'm an easy going person and would love to find longer term contacts :)

>Kinks
Chastity, anal, denial, humiliation, piss, diapers, age play, rough stuff, and LOTS more, message me to get the full list :3 I am only sub for M/MtF, but can switch with F.

>What I'm looking for
Dominant girls, guys, or transgirls, who are interested in online domination, porn trade, dirty chat, making a deeper connection, or anywhere inbetween. Any age is fine! I'm open to just starting somewhere and see what happens :)

>What I'm not looking for
- Fake doms/scammers/people who want money
- Low effort people who respond with 1-3 words per message
- People who only want to be fed porn/pics/vids
- Sub-only guys. Switches are OK. Sub F are also OK.
- Furries

>Contact info
Discord: serendipitous89_39257
Kik: misthiosanon
Snapchat: misthiosanon
Telegram: wub_ww
TeleGuard: G3TEAHMLC

I also have Session and Signal, ask on one of the other services for my ID <3

>>34125502
bump

I have a cute homeschooled English friend who could use some genuine friendship, she is a little special.. Her TG is: X292JRL8Z

Looking for a long term friend. Can’t say that is a completely original idea on here but I’m lonely so a shot in the dark is worth not trying at all.

I’m married yet I don’t have any male friends, I’ve come on here in the past promoting a friendship with the promise of sharing my wife but those always fell apart; and I guess I shouldn’t have expected them to be real when all they ever wanted was to see my wife naked. I guess it’s a case of learning from stupidity.

Anyways I’m back and this time I’m just focusing on establishing a genuine friendship. If later on down the road the wife comes up and we talk about her then that road will have to traveled but it is not my intention. All I want is a proper friend and some guy I can blow off some steam with from time to time.

Intelligence is important to me, as is patience. I live a busy life and can’t always be on and reply to everything, but I will try to at least be as interesting as possible.

If you are interested hmu, can’t promise anything life changing.

Teleguard: 93DMUUAUU

Thank you!