Thread 34182335

Thread for those living in the DMV area. Pennsylvanians also welcome.
>ASL
>Physical description
>Interests
>What you are looking for
>Dealbreakers/red flags
>Contact info

>>34182335 (OP)
Why not just include PA and NJ? They don't have a thread.
God you're retarded

>35/M/Maryland
>Average looking nerdy dude
>Music(Punk, older /mu/core, a lot shit desu), Fitness, Been getting into fashion a bit, Anime/Manga, JRPGs, PC/Nintendo gaming, Cooking/Baking, Debating getting into MtG again
>Friendship only
>No one far right please, nothing else besides that
>Discord is Zenzetta

bump even though everyone here sucks

>early 20s/F/Baltimore
>short black chubby with 40ddd and glasses
>cooking, movies, video games, horror
>anyone interested in breastplay/anr (can't produce milk yet), maybe a causal fwb
>Red Flags: don't be annoying. I have a life and not online all the time. Don't be weird. Greet me first before shooting your shot.
>kik barbiebobomb

Hey there! I’m a 21-year-old girl from the States, a bit on the adventurous side, and I love getting into some steamy chats. I’m all about having fun and seeing how far I can take things during our convo—nothing like making a guy squirm with excitement! I’m super playful and can’t resist those naughty vibes, but I also have my moments of shyness, which makes chatting online a perfect escape for me. If you're looking for someone to share some wild fantasies with, I’m your girl! Hit me up at emyze-t-h (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes) and let’s get the fun started!

>ASL: 18 / M / Maryland
>Physical description: average height, skinny fat, melanin haver
>Interests: video games, true crime and shitty music, idk i sit in my room all day
>What you are looking for: any women retarded enough to be interested in me or anyone who just wants to talk I have no one
>Dealbreakers/red flags: Idk nothing specifically just don't be inpatient
>Contact info: discord trapcitytero

Hey there, I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a little playful and absolutely love exploring wild fantasies through spicy chats. One of my favorite things is teasing and watching guys squirm while I have a blast pushing their buttons. I'm always down for some fun (total flirt vibes!), but I sometimes feel a bit anxious about meeting new people in person. That's why I'm really into sexting—it’s just way more comfortable for me! Hit me up and let's get things sizzling. If you're interested, add me on my app: Emmi-e p-qo-z (just remove the spaces and dash). Looking forward to some steamy chats!

>6'1, White, Brown hair, blue eyes, slightly overweight but rapidly losing it.
>Interested in history, literature, film, shooting, and gaming.
>looking for friends and possibly a FEMALE lover.
>red flags are poor communication, communism, and failure to take hints.
>discord: residentabsolutelad

>>34194086
Fuck, forgot the ASL, dammit.
26/M/NoVA

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, super playful and always ready to explore some wild chats. I love teasing and making guys squirm a little, especially when we can have some steamy fun together. I'm a bit on the shy side due to my anxiety, so connecting through texts is way more my style! If you're into some flirty conversations that can heat up quickly, hit me up! You can find me on that app where we can exchange naughty vibes. Just add me: e-maq u o-n x (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes) and let's get the fun started!

>ASL
38/M/DC

>Description
Diagnosed ASPD+OCPD; I get bored easily, since ADHD as well.
[an introduction will be featured inside]

>Interests
BDSM, Cyber Security, Finance, Photography, Traveling, Warhammer 40k, Videography, Voyeurism... Honestly, who gives a shit?
97% of you have the personality of a sack of potatoes -- the odds we brush up on any of this is minute.

>Kinks, AND Fetishes -- Learn the differences.
Bimbofication, Bondage, CNC, Degradation, Humiliation, Knife Play, Rape Play, Sadism, Sensory Deprivation, TPE, Voyeurism, & Wax Play.

>What you're looking for
Biological female slaves, pets, and subs;
DDLG compatible if you're not a fucking mess, and a planetary mass of attention...
Both metaphorically, and physically -- steer clear fucking cows.
You're fuck meat; what the hell do you think I'm looking for?
Primarily looking for someone that wants to be a live in slave, or pet.
Local hook-ups (vanilla, or otherwise.)
Video capable sluts to the top of the list.

I'm heavily into Voyeurism:
Implying I will want to look at you regularly,
shy women typically don't meet this expectation.

>What you're not looking for
Idiots that have the personality of plank from Ed, Ed, & Eddy
Minors... I will require proof of age.
If you cannot be bothered to regularly send pictures, videos, and VC, I don't want to talk to you.
Shekel_Beggars -- LOL.

>Games
Mostly play single player, willing to allow some of you whores to play my library so I can watch you game half naked for my amusement, TBQH.
Multi-player games: Space Marine II, Baldurs Gate 3, Elden Ring.

>Contact
Use this, to fill out the questionnaire (it's a discord server URL)
I'm tired of having to deal with retards that add me, and either never speak,
or the conversation is so dry that I'm choking in real life from it;
it's that palpable.
/xKp8BhaTgv
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Heyy, I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the adventurous side, and I love exploring wild fantasies through spicy chats. One of my favorite things is teasing and pushing guys to their limits while we both enjoy the thrill. I'm usually feeling pretty flirty (definitely got those nympho vibes!), but I do struggle with anxiety, so meeting people in person isn't really my scene. That's why I'm all about chatting online; it's so much more comfortable for me! Hit me up on my favorite app with this username: E m-m-i-c k oq (don't forget to remove the spaces and dashes!). I'm just looking for some fun and naughty conversations, I promise I'm not a seller!

Hey there, I’m a 21-year-old girl from the U.S., and I love to get a little wild during late-night chats! I’m curvy and full of confidence, and there’s nothing more thrilling than teasing someone and watching them squirm with desire. I’m definitely in my element when it comes to being playful and flirty, but I’m also a bit shy in person, so I prefer keeping things spicy online. If you’re into some fun and steamy sexting, hit me up! Just add me on the app where all the fun happens: e-m-y-z eth (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! I promise I’m not a seller, just a girl looking for some exciting convos. Can't wait to chat!

>ASL
33/Male/NOVA

>Physical description
6ft 2
White
Blonde
Freckled
Unfortunately similar to Elon Musk

>Interests

Videogames, swimming, gardening, hiking, paranormal stuff

Chiikawa, Pretty Derby, Yakuza, Hunt: Showdown,DBD, DBZ and Jojo

>What you are looking for

Friends who are localish (90 minutes are around that)
People who are into nerdy stuff and wanna go out.
Relatively stable people who don't just go out to drink and do drugs.

>Dealbreakers/red flags
gay stuff
Skitzos
Meanies
Glowies
Minors
Dog Fuckers
People who never wanna go out
People who don't talk

>Contact info

Discord
absolute.unit.731

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a little playful and absolutely love getting wild during those late-night chats. I thrive on teasing and seeing just how far I can push guys while enjoying the thrill together. I’m super open-minded and totally down for some adventurous convos! Meeting people in real life can be a bit much for me, so I prefer to dive into flirty chats instead. If you’re looking for some fun and intense exchanges, hit me up! Just add me on the app, my username is E m-m ic-k-o q (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes). Can't wait to connect!

Hey there! I'm a fun-loving 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the curvy side and totally playful when it comes to spicy chats. I love teasing and getting guys worked up during our chats, seeing how far I can push their buttons while enjoying every moment. I'm always in the mood for some naughty fun, but I do get a little anxious in public settings, which is why I prefer to connect this way. I’m looking for some fun sexting partners who know how to keep the energy high! If you're interested in some flirty banter, hit me up: Emmie-p qo-z (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes) and let's get things heated!

>>34182335 (OP)
35 m va

dom white boi

into girls, femboys, trans, anything fem

discord: squeezeal

bump as per usual

Bump

31m northern virginia
Submissive bottom
Prefer starting contact by email:
Bivaguy15@gmail.com

I will do almost anything for anyone

> 22/F/baltimore
> Fat/chubby, whatever you want to call it. Mixed race. Glasses. Medium Ugly. Shy.
> Interests: Romance novels, reading in general, arts and crafts, some anime/manga
> NSFW: Being taken advantage of while drunk, want to experiment with CNC, I get off on the thrill of sneaking out
> Looking for something steady and long-term. I'm almost exclusively into older men. Be kind and transparent.
> Not into extreme pain or violence. I'm still learning. Aftercare would be a must. Don't reach out if you're married, poly, or ENM. I'm selfish.
> gina4444@protonmail.com; we'll exchange a few emails then move to something else if we get along.

27/M/Black/DC
Looking for a possible gf or a fwb
Discord:PhantomExia

Bump

p10 bump

>ASL
30/ftm/dc
>Physical description
short, fit, pretty face, dark hair, green eyes.
>Interests
guitar, gin, bondage, old jrpgs
>What you are looking for
a dom or a rope top who wants to meet up. or anyone who would buy me roses.
>Dealbreakers/red flags
don't add me and then ask what my post was. if I'm not worth remembering, then leave me alone.
>Contact info
disc is ixxixx

>>34220619
sigh
bump

>>34220737
Noice

bump

VA girls
kik: fchan9

Hey there! I'm a 20-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the curvy side, and I absolutely love getting playful during our chats. One of my favorite things is teasing and pushing limits while having a wild time. I’ve got that total nympho energy and I’m usually down for some fun! I do struggle with anxiety, so meeting up just isn’t my style, which is why I’m all about those flirty vibes in our messages. If you’re up for some hot chats, hit me up on the app! My username is Em-m ibl o-k z (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!). Can't wait to connect!

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a little on the adventurous side and absolutely love exploring wild conversations. I'm all about teasing and pushing boundaries, and there's just something about making guys squirm that gets me excited! I’m pretty much always down for some fun and flirty chats. I can be a bit shy in person because of my anxiety, which is why I find it so much easier to connect online. If you're looking for a spicy buddy to exchange some steamy messages and have a blast, hit me up! Just add me on 4-Em-mi-e-pq-oz (don’t forget to remove the spaces and dashes!). I promise, I'm not just here to sell anything, just here for some fun!

>>34182738
I swear op is so fucking dumb.

Hey there, I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the playful side, and I thrive on keeping the vibe spicy during our late-night chats. I love pushing boundaries and making things heat up while having a blast with you. Honestly, I'm pretty much always up for some fun (definitely got that flirty spirit)! I do have a touch of anxiety, so meeting up in person is usually out of the question. That's why I’m all in for those fun chats; they make everything so much easier and exciting! If you're looking for some steamy conversation, hit me up! Just add me on that popular app, but make sure to remove any spaces and dashes from this name: E-m m i e-p-qoz.

Can there be a single dmv thread without disturbing adulterists

>ASL
21/m/md
>Physical description
white, 5'6, not fat, brown hair green eyes, i dress like james sunderland
>Interests
I like reading, writing, music, movies, photography, horror, surrealism, any thing art rlly
>What you are looking for
women
>Dealbreakers/red flags
fat
>Contact info
meowmizole

>ASL
M 33, Hampton roads VA
>Physical description
5’10, average looking
>Interests
Gaming MHWilds and Ark mostly, fishing, movies
>What you are looking for
Cute fem, mtf, femboy to hang out and play around with.
>Dealbreakers/red flags
Hairy, fatties, dudes
>Contact info
Kik: here2prty69
Discord: mothman1569

>>34245722
That's what we're here for