Thread 34201544

Considering the many low-effort, offtopic threads in the catalog, my thread shouldn't be a problem. It doesn't fit in the existing ones.


I'm looking for someone special. The missing puzzle piece.
I accept all friend requests.

This is what I promise (You):

>You will have me as a friend. I'll be there for you, and share each other our life.
>You will have me as a mentor. When in need, in pain, in doubt, in confusion: I will share my wisdom with you.
>You will have me as an advisor. To plan for the future, to deal with difficult choices - I'll do my best to help you out.
>You will have me as a teacher. Philosophy, art, math, psychology - I can teach any topic to the best of my ability.
>I will never lie or dox you. I would not dare betray the trust of someone so dear to me. You have my word.

This is what I expect from you in return:

>Honesty. No lies, there's no point otherwise.
>Loyalty. I'm talking long-term. At first, it's fine if either of us feel it's not working out.
>Dedication. Be online often. Do your best to nurture the bond, like you would a plant.
>Put effort in following my will. I don't want a slave, but this does demand a power imbalance.
>Full trust. If I tell you to change your lifestyle, I expect you to do so. I won't make you do harmful or stupid things, but you need to have trust in me that my orders are for your own good.
>No, I am not looking for a sex slave. Romance is not the main objective. I can't know if we'll match or not. That depends on how we click.

I often get asked why I'm doing this. The reason is that to me, a friend, a partner, a lover - they all demand a real connection. I'm not looking for something half-way. I want a bond where we end up with knowing everything about each other.

In short, I will dedicate a large part of my life to you, if you in return fill in the void in mine.
Be my missing piece.

>My Discord
raz.gaz

>>34201544 (OP)
Why are you posting on /soc/ instead of finding your special someone in real-life o . O ?

-based hcnone enjoyer

>>34201756
If I have to explain the reason to you instead of it being clear from the get go, I don't believe you'd understand.

>>34201789
Stop being coy and tell me about the problems in your life that led up to this

>>34201544 (OP)
This is a dude

>>34201544 (OP)
i've seen you posting for a good while now. still no luck with whatever it is you're looking for?
dont think i've seen you post ASL before, which is probably part of the issue. even for friendships alot of people care about one or two of those things.

>>34201852
They blocked me as soon as I asked them their gender

No coomers.

>>34201854
Yeah man i think op should go meet people irl, connections are deeper that way anyway and it's exactly what he's looking for, rn he just sounds like he's trying to be light yagami lol

>>34201544 (OP)
sounds kinda like ur arrogant and insufferable, yet lonely

or maybe im just retarded

good luck on your search! seen you around for a while on here

>>34201544 (OP)
This guy is a fraud. Narcissistic and arrogant

>>34202329
Narcy and arrogant are one thing and can be gotten away with, but not when you're also retarded and chopped as this thread (that gets spammed all the time) proves

>>34202329
no shit, everything about the OP alone screams autistic narcissist freak. I don't know how you can spend any time at all on this website and not be able to clock these people just from the way they type

>posts in every single thread on the board for months
>drive away anybody who talks to you
>the problem must be the low quality threads. the solution is to repost the exact same content in a new low quality thread

>>34201544 (OP)
>>34201789
>>34201937
If you tell him about yourself and he doesn't like it, he won't "do his best to help you out", he'll block you. It is a genuine time waster to talk to him. Look in the archives and you will find it over and over again with people adding him. Blocked or removed. It's never worth it.

I would consider posting the same copy pasted shit ever since you started posting on April 30th to be low effort, but since you huff your own farts you can't see anything you do as low effort.

This guy is truly an autistic narcissist freak like the posters above state. If you have to post for over a month, your approach doesn't work. I'd love to give actual advice but I know you can't admit you're going about it wrong.

>>34201544 (OP)
Message me instead, op is a fag

thegreatdefiler

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the adventurous side, and I love exploring all things spicy in private chats. My favorite thing is teasing and seeing how far I can push your buttons while we both enjoy the moment. I'm all about those flirty vibes and can definitely keep things lively! I tend to keep it cozy at home due to some social anxiety, which is why I'm all in for some fun chatting online. If you're looking for some sultry conversations, I'm your girl! Hit me up on my app: Sop-h i-e-x-u-lb-er (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!). Can't wait to connect!

>>34201756
>>34202310
irl connections aren’t inherently deeper and I feel like you’re just a normie if you think so, I’ve had plenty of shallow irl connections and deep online ones

i dont know what everyone is talking about
i talked to her for 3 days and enjoyed it a lot, also learned some psychology
just dont be a shithead i had zilch issues

>>34202360
>>34202629
>>34202701
He's one of the most weird, annoying narcissists on this board, and that's saying a lot

Tbf if it was all just an elaborate troll it would be fucking hilarious but that seems very unlikely

Never change soc

>>34204381
He's also such a fucking retard he can't even samefag convincingly, see >>34204309. Pathetic jannies weren't abused hard enough during the downtime in April because they take an eternity to clean up shit from this guy, the pedo spammer(s), Colton, and the number of other annoying faggots that attempt to monopolize the whole board.

saying everyone saying something positive is samefagging is a bit of a stretch

>>34205280
Nigger always doubles down thinking it's gonna be more believable lmao

>>34202629
Actually he's been posting for years

join this shitty server and yap with me and my friends thoughbeit

https://discord.gg/GyfkSwhrq2

>>34202701
you should tell me about yourself instead

>>34202701
didnt read, but you're literally pic related

>>34201544 (OP)
>my thread shouldn't be a problem. It doesn't fit in the existing ones.
Really nigga? >>34157072 took me 2 seconds to find in the catalog and looks perfect for u

>>34201544 (OP)
Look, I'd hang out with you and go as deep into any topics you like, but there ain't no way I'm "following your will". Fuck outta here...

>>34201854
The problem is that he's a pseudo intellectual narcissistic fag that can't help being a waste of time, and proof of that is that he's been spamming this same shitty thread for 5 months or so maybe more and still somehow hasn't found anyone good enough for his exquisite and oh wow so mysterious tastes

>>34207092
Yeah I added him and he’s dry as fuck, I’m not even opposed to someone thinking highly of themselves but he just seems like a super average guy who’s needlessly haughty

It's absolutely insane how many adds this guy gets and how many people ITT talk to this. If you can't tell how dumb, vapid, and confused this guy is by his typing + posting habits, you must be quite stupid yourself.
>>34203763
>shallow irl connections
That's a personal problem.

Like it or not soc is flooded with garage threads and mods do nothing, just go look at the catalog and you'll see worse

>>34208145
i love garages, so i'm fine with this

>>34208145
are we able to keep cars in these garages?
>>34208156
what type of car do you keep in your garage?

I wish i had a garage

>>34209651
a classic car that rarely sees the light of day because i don't trust other road users enough to drive it regularly lmao

>>34207383
It’s an example, I have fulfilling irl connections too. The point is that being online or physical doesn’t actually change much unless you choose to think of one or the other as less legitimate

>>34210041
Ahh the sadness of having something so good you can't show it off

garages are expensive dude, wtf boomer economy