Thread 34250767

>take simp-player quiz
https://wingman.live/simp-player-spectrum
>post results

Raj reporting in

i hate it because it told the truth

This is so spot on it hurts. It's over

I'm pickle rick motherfuckers

it knows me too well, kinda neat

>>34250767 (OP)
Cool!

Some women like the geeky nerd who wears his heart on his sleeve, right?
. . . right?

>>34250824
YOU GOT THE DUD!

>>34250824
YOU GOT THE DUD!

>>34250767 (OP)
I placed on top of Neo, directly in the middle.
...
Thought I was cooler than "painfully average" :(

i am a faggot who only has sex with men this is what i got

>>34251214
can’t wait to see this data used as fodder for the Male Loneliness Epidemic articles destined to be written hundreds of times over and never read

>>34250767 (OP)
Skilled Player posting on 4chan!

didnt realize this was for men only lmfao

>>34251283
i should kill myself holy shit

This is the most random assortment of characters?
F and into men but did it anyway sorry for the appropriation

>>34250824
This is extremely relatable

>>34251287
Me fr

Pretty stupid shit

>>34251373
im glad there was another F that took the test and it wasnt just me

Yeah, I can agree with this.

How is that a contradiction? I like the people i have sex with. That's why i fucked them in the first place, duh-doy

>>34251374
owned

>>34251921
I’m a bitter incel, I just cringe at the stuff about “building confidence and skills” or the overall theme of it being my fault. I’m an incel because of my physical appearance and that’s the only reason anyone could be an incel. it is literally not my fault in any way

damn

>>34251432
Never let society change you
>Shrek
Unfathomably based

how it feels to be normal

He's literally me

Idk how true this is, it might be the depression talking tho.
Finn the Human was the character.
Kenshiro as well as most of Hokuto got terminal Oneitis

fair enough I guess

This made me feel a lot better about myself and made a lot of sense. I can finally let go of looking for anyone.

>>34250767 (OP)
i'm between geralt, sokka & ben franklin.

Not wrong

>>34250767 (OP)
dang, didnt realize i was this hateful, just being real

>>34252884
kinda based results though

as a lesbian.......

>Sincere Simp
>You come off as genuinely warm toward women but shaky on the execution — a well-meaning guy who overthinks and underperforms. You respect women and aren't bitter, yet your confidence and hookup game are weak, so you end up orbiting or getting friend-zoned more than winning. There's a clear gap between how much you value women emotionally and how you show up socially (oneitis, few dates, modest partner count). Overall vibe: affectionate and earnest but not very effective in dating — a simp-ish romantic who needs sharper confidence and clearer, bolder moves.
Eh. The orbiting/friendzone part is wrong, the rest is decently spot on I guess.

NO I WAS SO CLOSE TO GETTING SCHOPENHAUER!!
GIVE ME SCHOPENAHUERRRRR!!

>>34253286
Fairly inimical representation of my own answers.
My only real life girlfriend raped me and then broke up with me 2 weeks later.

>>34253294
>male
>raped
kwab

bump

I won

Painfully accurate.
Please kill me.

Almost totally accurate except for a few parts. There were a few questions here and there that I can tell really swayed the results, but there were choices that I had to make that didn't really accurately reflect my situation.

I have never attempted to get into a relationship at all and I don't have any urges to have sex, but I have no problem talking to women in both professional and social settings. That's where it's getting the sexual shame and social practice from, but I didn't have any better options. The other stuff, though, spot on. The reason I've never tried is because I have problems with anger that I don't want to come out with some poor girl who doesn't deserve it, I have what most would consider repugnant opinions, I'm afraid of getting my heart broken, and I know that I've already lost half the battle by having no interest in sex. Most of the time, I don't even think about it, and other times, I'm actually relieved that I'm not in a relationship when I see the state of modern dating and how easily influenced the average person is, but on nights like these when there's nothing else *to* think about, I get so, so lonely and depressed which just feeds back into me hating myself. I'm not going to change, though, because the way I see it, I'd rather just suffer alone than dump all that baggage on someone else and fail to satisfy them to top it off. I just come here to vent for some momentary catharsis. Sorry for length, I know most of you hate reading.

>>34255548
I don't know why the fuck it didn't post with the image, but whatever.

Damn, it feels good to be a player.

Exact same questions, different chicks dms.

Mostly spot on, I hate this.

Spot on nat20 roll here.

>>34258757
Forgot the screenshot but I got Harry too. My closest match is a mental alcoholic amnesiac junkie, sounds about right.

>>34250767 (OP)
a straight mentally ill femboys one

>>34263124
here's the explanation bit too

real as shit. I'm a misanthropic dyke with a burning contempt for straight whores

>>34251915
Because this quiz was created by and for autists

Reddit Simp

Closest to Raj (Big Bang Theory)

Discord: _fittsy

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the playful side, and I absolutely love to take the lead in flirty conversations. There's nothing quite like teasing and pushing the limits to see just how far we can go while having a blast. I'm a total night owl, always in the mood for some fun, yet I can be a bit shy, which is why chatting online is my jam! I'm looking for some cool buddies to spice things up through messaging. If you're interested, hit me up by adding me on my favorite app with the username: ja-l-ro nn (don't forget to remove the spaces and dashes)!

Jfc everyone on this board is actually a massive faggot
>get semi-rich from good job
>decide I want a family
>plow through 15 different women in 4 months
>meet later wife
>date her for a year and know shes the one
>dump her so I can fuck other chicks before committing
>proceed to fuck the hottest women of my life week after week because they have no soul and I treat them like it
>get back with ex to wife her up once the thrill wore off
>she's even more dedicated than before because she doesn't want me to leave her
>she signs prenup without an argument
>house, cars, assets all in my name only
>have 2 boys with one more on the way
Either get some balls and work out or don't complain you don't get laid. No one wants to fuck sad dudes or bitches

>>34270345
Wow, you're genuinely pathetic.

>>34270356
Funny, my interactions are usually the opposite, but you can stay mad until you get your wizard powers at 30 friend ;)

>>34270345
And then everyone clapped and all those women came out and sucked your dick one after another.

>>34270550
>oh no hopeless incel 1 and incel 2 don't believe other people have sex
if you're not incapable of social interactions or horrifically ugly getting laid is very easy

>>34270345
either fake or you're a massive asshole

you should be castrated

>>34270345
Thank you rabbi I’ll be sure to follow your words
Missing out on some race mixing stuff there but pretty good story nonetheless

I’m Rorschach.

>>34250767 (OP)
What do i win?

>>34275722
Post your results and we can have some fun ;^)

name a single good woman

>Jaded Incel

>You're a bitter, resentful avoidant who talks big about women but in practice avoids the social risk required to actually get them. Low confidence, oneitis history, and a ‘women exist to serve men’ attitude paint the picture of someone stuck angry and impotent — hates women and also doesn't get them. You oscillate between lashing out mentally and withdrawing socially, which guarantees you stay in the same loop. This is classic Incel energy: high resentment, low results.

>Closest match: schopenhauer

Accurate but I really wish I didn't want or need women. I don't give myself up, I never find myself at a whore's mercy, and I am regularly called a creep, a strength that I utilize for filthy people to get away from me. I won't describe how I do it but I very much want to break off from the cancer that is love and stop believing that women will ever actually help in any meaningful capacity.

That's curious. Y'all must be fuckups because there's no way my dating life can be good.

>>34270345
whore

accurate

>>34276640
>Y'all must be fuckups
Kamina would not say that

>>34250767 (OP)
The fact that this AI sees any kind of virtuous or religious sentiment as immediately incel is infuriating.

>>34250767 (OP)
>Jaded Incel
>Resigned and a little bitter
>Overall vibe: low confidence, low outcomes
>Closest match: Johnny Bravo

I thought Johnny Bravo was confident as fuck?

>>34250767 (OP)
Seems legit

>>34250767 (OP)

the test was created by a Jewish woman that forces reproductive suppression putting labels on people

you think the meaning of life is sexual conquest?
we are not equals
and you'll never be happy until you accept that
I don't give a fuck about your Machiavellian
addiction to power

damn

Makes no sense if youre a lesbian

>>34284517
I have not struggled with feelings of unrequited love since high school. If someone's not into me, the two of us can leave it at that and move on. Yall are just weird and creepy

yup

I figured as much. I've never had a single romantic or sexual experience in my life, but I certainly am not anything close to being a misogynist incel.

Bow down to your Lord

I think being hyposexual and preferring solitude without resenting others breaks this test.

>>34277816
Do you also suddenly have the urge to get a cat and name it niggerman?

I guess answering "behead them both with a double bladed axe" wasn't the response to give to "what to do when at a party she is laughing with another guy"..

Got Redditor Loverboy, right under Nagito Komaeda (bottom-most blonde-haired guy in the Simp category)

It's over for me, I should give up

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl living in the US, super playful and always down for some steamy chats. I love teasing guys and pushing their buttons until they can't take it anymore. I'm all about those fun and flirty vibes, and I find it way easier to connect with people through texts. If you're up for some wild conversations and exploring fantasies, hit me up! Just add me on my favorite app: E mmi b lok-z (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes) and let's get started!

Sounds about right both in placement and in text.

>>34251432
I kneel.
>>34277816
He ended up a "performed satisfactorily as a lover" so don't give up hope. He was antisemitic and fell for the Khazar milkers, so maybe watch out for that tho.