Thread 34257653

Any tall chicks that rather date a short king than goliaths? Age/sex/location/likes/dislikes/contact info

No.

The answer is no. Nobody likes to date short guys.

Source: I'm 5"5' :(

>>34257759
Men do, open that manlet bussy for daddy bitch boi

>>34257759
5'1 here

Stop with the hollow ego fluffing. You're not a "king" just because you lost on a genetic gamble, and when you inflate yourself this way people can tell it's hollow.
Just be a man and you'll find your woman. If you havent found your woman yet, focus on being a man.

>>34258062
short king is an insult, anon

No woman wants a manlet to dwarf their offsprings.

>>34257653 (OP)
I prefer men 5'6" and under but I am not tall

>>34258096
I'm 5'8 will you be my wife if I cut off my feet? I can walk on the stumps, it's fine, no big deal
no, I'm telling you it's fine
I said it was okay, just don't worry about it

>>34258144
Cute disabled BF that I can wheelchair around and can never escape me? Perfect

>>34258190
I just said I'd walk on the stumps. I'm a big (5'6" TALL now that I have no feet) man, I don't need no wheelchair

Chicks who date short guys will literally brag about dating undesirable guys saying shit like "At least he'll appreciate me" and "You go get cheated on by a 6'4" guy, I'll stick with my short king"

>>34258200
Yucky!!!

>>34258210
I hate craning my neck up just to kiss someone, and the sex positions I enjoy are easier when we're close in height

>>34258222
>yucky
Okay well I guess you can just wear shoes with a 2" lift instead, that way you'll be at the perfect height for a kiss

>>34258200
Did a Chinaman take your feet from you in Korea?

God, there's nothing I'd love more than to have a tall woman worshiping me, a short guy. 5'1, to be exact.

To please consult the graph.

I'm 6 feet my boyfriend is 5’5
His face is in my chest when we hug

>>34258726
where does one come across or encounter a lovely lady such as yourself?

>>34258733
Iceland, maybe downtown

>>34258753
How about the US?

i fit the short king requirement if anyone wants to date a retarded 5'4 asian incel

>>34258894
Can I dress you up? :3

>>34259019
i wont look very good but sure if youre a woman

Looking for a woman that's 30 feet or taller in height. Somewhat shorter is negotiable.

>>34257653 (OP)
God I hate being short. Why couldn't god make me 6'2 instead of 6'0? Maybe then I'd be able to get a girlfriend.....

>>34257759

I'm 5'2 and I've had some success.

need a qveen to throw me around

>>34261737
same here

I'm 5"8 and I'm honestly surprised, all the success I've had (just 3 girlfriends) were all either my height or taller than me.

>>34263811
as a 5'7 guy this sounds like an absolute win

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Thanks for reading!

I’m a lady that’s 5’3” that was traumatized by tall people so I like dating people around my height give or take 3 inch height difference. But I live in Iowa :(

>>34264845
Snap?

>>34264845
5'3 and traumatized in general. Not in Iowa but I know enough about cornsweat to make this work

I'm 24m 5'4" pretty much as white as it gets genetically
I used to want a girl that was shorter than me (not that hard to find, still about half the female population) but then I just stopped caring. If she looks good she looks good.
Danny Devito said that he would date the tallest girls in high school because he was the shortest guy.

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